Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:
RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
FUTURE:
RICK: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME MORGAN!
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
RICK: (There he was. The Governer was wait outside of the prison, and at one point he cried).
GOVERNER: (standing on tank with his new group of servivals) SURRENDER THE PRISON!
RICK: (And I responded with) I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT! (and he took acception last to that).
GOVERNER: (angrily) AHHHHH! (shoots at Rick and the war began).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to)
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
BEFORE OUTBREAK
RICK: (sitting on couch reading)
PRESENT DAY
RICK: (sitting on couch reading)
RICK: (shouting his catch phrase) FOR GLORRRRRRY! (chops Gareth into pieces with mechette).
THE END..
RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!
RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When you been a "stripper" as long as I have you know when you met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.
RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out by acting like a gorilla).
RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.
RANDELL: But I'm fin-
RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.
RICK: By Morgan, hope you never try to kill me in the future.
FUTURE:
RICK: YOU TRIED TO KILL ME MORGAN!
HERCHELL: Your gonna have to start giving people a chance.
RICK: (see's Lori's reflection).. Get out!.. Serious! Get out! I CAN'T HELP YOU! GET OUT! (pacing anxiously while shouting this).
GLENN: Wow. Easy man. your going craz-
RICK: (gone completly nuts) CRAZY!? We're you gonna say crazy!? (angrily begins throwing stuff) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?
GLENN: Just calm dow-
RICK: OR ARE YOU THE CRAZY ONE!
GLENN: (nervously to Tyeese's group) H He's a little on edge
RICK: (angrily screams out the same gibberous used in THE CAMPAIGN, while pacing anxiously and waving his gun around).
TYEESE: Okay! We're going! WE'RE GOING!
RICK: (still screaming out angry gibberous while Tyeese's group frightenedly run out).
RICK: (There he was. The Governer was wait outside of the prison, and at one point he cried).
GOVERNER: (standing on tank with his new group of servivals) SURRENDER THE PRISON!
RICK: (And I responded with) I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT! (and he took acception last to that).
GOVERNER: (angrily) AHHHHH! (shoots at Rick and the war began).
CARL: (shoots zombie despite Rick saying he didn't want to)
RICK: DAMN IT CARL!
CARL: You couldn't get it with the hatc-
RICK: (angrily) Would you SHUT UP! God your even more annoying then Andrew Lincoln!
RICK: (Sees Lou in bathroom) Hey ma- (sees fly land on his stomach) I GOT IT (unintentionally stabs Lou in the stomach, trying to kill the fly).. (the fly lands on the wall and Rick smashes Lou's face against the wall missing the fly, and Lou lands on the ground).. (the fly lands on Lou's face, and Rick swings his knife and everything goes black).
BEFORE OUTBREAK
RICK: (sitting on couch reading)
PRESENT DAY
RICK: (sitting on couch reading)
RICK: (shouting his catch phrase) FOR GLORRRRRRY! (chops Gareth into pieces with mechette).
THE END..
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take