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Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of beer on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want you sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: You shitting me Well, happy days... To me at least

Cody: I guess I should go visit Nick. Can't believe its been five years. I don't think he'll ever leave that place

Nick: (Walks through prison gate) So long, shitty prison. So long crappy food. So long nightmare enducing showers

Cody: (Drives car to prison)

Nick: (Waits outside) Where's Cody. He's late. Probably sleeping with some random woman as usual

Cody: (See's Nick outside) What the hell... Hey, what are you doing outside
Nick: It's freedom day, brother. I'm finally free and can get back to my life
Cody: Well, you missed a lot in the last few years
Nick: Oh, come on, I've been in prison since I robbed that bank when I was 19, and that was five years ago. Now I'm..........
Cody: 24 years old
Nick: That's it
Cody: Well, what should we do
Nick: Well, I just got out of prison, so its obvious. I need a drink......... No, scratch that, I need twenty
Cody: I see that alcohol addiction of yours is still intact
Nick: And what about your sex addiction. I remember you used to hit on girls all the time. And I couldn't sleep whenever you brought them home
Cody: Do I look like I've stopped meeting girls
Nick: Probably not, but that doesn't matter. Less talking, more drinking
Cody: (Sigh)

(At the Bar)
Nick: Wait, Dio's fucking dead
Cody: Pretty much
Nick: You got to be kidding me. What about metal itself. Do people still listen to it
Cody: Nope, nowadays, people listen to rap
Nick: Ugh
Cody: and pop
Nick: Goddamn it
Cody: And dubstep
Nick: What's a dubstep
Cody: Well, its pretty much a bunch of bleeps and bloops
Nick: Sounds more like robot ejaculation
Cody: Pretty much yeah
Nick: (Drinks alcohol) So, what else did I miss
Cody: Well, I got some bad news. Were pretty much poor
Nick: What?
Cody: We only got two hundered dollars left. And were using thirty to pay for these drinks
Nick: So we got no money at all
Cody: No
Nick: ... Well, I guess we'll have to go back to the old roots
Cody: Nick, I am not robbing a bank again. You got arrested last time, remember
Nick: You learn from mistakes. And I learned never to too try to pistol whip your way through a SWAT road block when your out of ammo
Cody: There is no way that's going to work
Nick: Okay, so tell me. What are we good at in order for us to get a real job
Cody: ......................
Nick: That's what I thought
Cody: Fuck it, fine, we'll rob a bank. But you better be right about this
Nick: I'm always right... So, what else is there
Cody: Well...

(At the house)
Cody: (Parks car in garage)
Nick: Oh my god, it's still here (Gets out of car and looks at motorcycle) Its that chopper I got and worked on for months. And it still looks new. And it still has the hot rod flames
Cody: Yeah, I kept it here so you could use it so I wouldn't have to give you rides in my car
Nick: If I was a homo, I'd kiss you
Cody: Splendid. Now, do you want to see some shit news
Nick: how shit
Cody: Well, remember how shitty you felt when I said Dio died
Nick: Yeah. I still do feel shitty actually
Cody: Yeah, well, take a look at this (Turns oin TV)
(My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic theme song plays)
Nick: What the hell is this
Cody: It's My Little Pony
Nick: I thought that show was logn gone
Cody: Well, it was remade. And now there are fans everywhere. Even guys our age
Nick: Damn, that does sound shitty
Cody: Okay, so you go ahead and flip though the channels and take a look at stuff while I go and get some stuff for the bank job
Nick: (Flips through channels) You do that (Looks to make sure Cody is gone) Well, one peek couldn't hurt (Flips to My Little Pony)

(At Store)
Cashier: Okay... Two sets of gloves... One extra large garbage bag... And the Bank Robbers Kit complete with masks, coats, and real pistols... That will be $99.99...... Plus tax
Cody: (You better be right about this fucking job, Nick)

(Later at the house)
Cody: Hey, Nick, I got the stuff. So, how is the T- What the fuck
Nick: (Watching My Little Pony) Oh, hey, Cody. This show is awesome. I especially love this cute pink pony. She cracks me up
Cody: Great. We got a faggot in the house
Nick's Motorcycle
Nick's Motorcycle
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the list shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so you already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when you said that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, you were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… You two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, you gotta show the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed by a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the next successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did you hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie by MC is out
Wind: You mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t you hear about it
Wind: Well, given that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are you looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, you failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, you sad fuck, because I am going to tell you how you can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, or tv shows, or anime, or the most overused of them, games, you too can be the perfect whore by pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled by the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked by his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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Top 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least Favorite to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North Triangle Island
47: East Triangle Island
46: South Triangle Island
45: Star Belt Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: Star Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated movies that we can't help but LOVE SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, or even personal reasons in general, you can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this list is about! Every day (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while you read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My Top 10 FAVORITE Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, or self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This article contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off by saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST ANIME I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the top game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb ass soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where you have to die for story reasons so you can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: Second Offensives. In that game, there was a level where you can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years ago did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment or a failure on the movies part. So, for the third day of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Source: Not Warner Brothers