Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies........... Okay, I should be more specific. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They show he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the game. I do like his role as a villain however... But, as a boss, he is either too fucking easy, too fucking cheap, or pretty much just there to get in your way. You fight him three times in the game. The first time, he is shooting you with a submachine gun... and it is actually easier then you think. Just keep shooting and wait for him to die. The second time, he is shooting you with a sniper rifle, and it does a lot of damage, and this comes early in the game, so your probably below level 10, so yeah... you'll probably die at least once. The third and final fight just has him driving after you in a truck... Shame he drives like a sixteen year old drunk on a Friday night... who also happens to be blind, because he crashes into a lot of walls... Also, you can pretty much destroy this truck with everything... Even a samurai sword.... I don't get it
Score: 5/10

Boss: Convicts
These guys really don't have a name, but goddamn are they scary. They are always driving around the park area, so it makes getting survivors across a pain, and, no matter how many times you kill them, they come back. They never fucking die... Until the end of the game for some reason. Though, they are pretty cool, because they do bind three different attacks at once. Still... Be careful when escorting survivors through there, because they could die in seconds
Score: 7/10

Boss: Cletus
Here is the face of being 100% fucking cheap. This guy owns a gun store, so he has an unlimited amount of ammo, and his shotgun can knock you down, and when you get up, you get shot again. And again. And again. Also, if you don't kill him in time, he will heal ALL of his health, so you'll have to damage him again. So, just be prepared to throw your controller on the ground while saying "Well, that was fucking cheap"
Score: 1/10

Boss: Adam
Holy hell, this guy is real freaky. Adam is pretty much a clown that juggles chainsaws, breathes fire, throws knives, and blows balloons that explode. This guy is actually a pretty cool boss... Though, after you beat him.... Its pretty gruesome... If you can stand lots of blood, just watch it on Youtube or something. Its too much for me to talk about here
Score: 8/10

Boss: Steven
Oh, God, this guy made me laugh for some odd reason. You really never expected a grocery store manager to go insane and kill people... Well, here you go... A grocery store manager that went insane and kills people. Also, this is a pretty awesome guy.... but sadly, the fight is super easy because his attack can be easily avoided, and if you do get hurt, this is health everywhere, so it is impossible to die. Sorry, Steven. Your super hilarious, but as a boss, you could do better
Score: 5/10

Boss: Cliff
This guy is one o the best bosses I'e ever seen in ay game. This guy uses the entire room to his advantage and he can attack you with bombs, machete, and pretty much his skills he got in the war. Also, I like how he really isn't crazy, but just angry over a loved ones death. Not a lot of those in the Dead Rising games these days
Score: 10/10

Boss: Isabella
This girl is the sister to the main villain... which explains why her fight is just as shitty. All you do is TRY to hit her, but just get run over by her goddamn motorcycle, and the only way to actually hit her is to get to higher ground and shoot her... Why do these bosses even exist
Score: 4/10

Boss: Hall Family
This is another three person boss fight. Thankfully, once they're dead, they stay dead. They pretty much only shoot you with sniper rifles. When you actually get near them, they just run off like cowards. Though, its hard to actually shoot them, because they'll shoot you before you can even do anything. Get used to it, it may take a while
Score: 3/10

Boss: Jo
This is a boss that actually makes me sick, due to her odd attraction to young women... Its goddamn sickening... But, this is about the boss fight, so your stuck in a small room... She's slow as hell.... You can easily kill her... Please, lets just move on. She makes my want to vomit
Score: 2/10

Boss: Sean
This guy is pretty much a cult leader whole kills people to achieve salvation... Also, for someone who is i his 60s, he is actually hard. He can do all sorts of things with a sword. Let me remind you, this is a 60-something-year-old man who can swing a sword like he was one of the 3 Musketeers. Also, why the hell does his cult have to wear goblin masks and raincoats. He doesn't even look like them... oh well
Score: 8/10

Boss: Paul
This guy is way too hard to hit. He runs all over the place like Sonic the Hedgehog and throws bombs to kill you. You will have a hard time trying to hit him, but at least you can get Molotov's once your done with him
Score: 6/10

Boss: Kent
This guy is pretty much the deffiniton of a prick. All he does i try to show he is a better photographer then you, so when you beat him at his own game, he decides to have one last contest, so, you can actually fight him in two ways. You can get there early, and save a survivor, because Kent actually tries to zombifie him, so, when you help the survivor, Kent gets pissed and starts shooting at you and trying to do some sort of Bruce Lee kick. However, if you go there later, he will have already killed the survivor, and will chain you up and get footage of you getting killed by zombies, so you just have to kill him. Also, the fight is pretty fun
Score: 8/10

Boss: Larry
This guy actually doesn't start attacking once the cutscene ends. He just stands there. However, you actually do have to fight him, so just hit him or shoot him or whatever and the fight will start. This guy throws hatchets and even large chunks of meat at you. Also, he has a one hit kill where he places you on a meat hook and stabs you to death. It would be fun, if there wasn't FUCKING MEAT EVERYWHERE TO BLOCK YOUR VISION!!!
Score: 6/10

Boss: Brock
This guy can only be fought on Overtime Mode. You don't have any weapons, so you have to fight him with your bare fists on top of a tank with hundreds of zombies below... Yeah, its one of those climactic hand to hand fights... And it's fucking AWESOME!!! This is something games should have. Metal Gear has done it in the past, and it worked well... Who says it can't work anywhere else
Score: 9/10

So, those are the bosses. Some good, some bad. Overall... It's pretty good. The boss for this article goes to Cliff for using the area well and for having an interesting fight. That's it for this review. I will see you all next time on Boss Bits
Overall Boss Score: 7/10