Twilight Series Twilight Quote Contest {round 4} Theme: Jacob's insults to Rosalie

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&# 34; You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a...
"You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool"
   50%
&# 34; S&# 39; not hard to erase a blonde&# 39; s memory. Just blow...
"S'not hard to erase a blonde's memory. Just blow in her ear."
   25%
&# 34; Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a...
"Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?"... "a golden retriever."
   19%
&# 34; How do a blonde’ s brain cells die? They die...
"How do a blonde’s brain cells die? They die alone"
   6%
 Vamp_Fan_25 posted over a year ago
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Vamp_Fan_25 picked "S'not hard to erase a blonde's memory. Just blow in her ear." :
Round 5 is open plz participate :)
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iheartmystark2 picked "You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool":
Hahaha rofl literally
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CullenSisters-X picked "You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool":
:D
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ded99 picked "You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool":
hahaha
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DarkCEpitome picked "How do a blonde’s brain cells die? They die alone" :
As much as I love Rosalie, a lot of Jacob's jokes at her expense were a bit funny. xD

But her comebacks were hilarious, such as altering the plate (or was it a pot) into a dog dish with "Fido" carved into it, and then serving Jacob his dinner in it. LOL

I think Jacob's and Rosalie's rivalries were one of the most memorable moments from Breaking Dawn for me.
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