Twilight Series This is just for fun. What do you think is the best way to annoy Edward? (All of these came from the Internet.)
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Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob.
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Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
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Ask him if he’s a virgin.
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Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
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Replace Bella's pillowcase with Jacob sheets.
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Volunteer him for a blood drive.
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Crash his wedding, yelling to everyone that Bella is pregnant with a vampire.
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Suggest that his life is too stressful. Recommend aromatherapy.
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Get him to ride a plane with you, and go to a beach.
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Point out the circles under his eyes. Tell him to get more sleep.
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