Twilight Series Article: A Youtube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

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A Youtube Script(episode twelve)Pregnant Slut Thoughts

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
Episode Twelve:
*Pregnant Slut Thoughts*
Edward’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
My sister was…
Holy Crap!!!
What the????
*done thinking*
Edward: *walks out* Guys…Alice is…
Jasper: *looks up from the ground*
Edward: *gulps* Having Triplets.
Bella: Oh my god!
Rosalie: Seriously?
Edward: *nods* Yes.
Jasper: Where is she? How is she? Triplets?
Edward: She’s still asleep. ASLEEP. She passed out. I got her revived. I’m still not sure how she’s asleep.
Emmett: *claps* Well, let’s go wake her up! *start walking toward Alice’s room*
Edward: *blocks him* Ah, Ah, Ah! No. Let her be. She’s pregnant with triplets. A lot of work, Emmett.
Rosalie: How do you know? You’re not a doctor.
Emmett: Rose is right. You don’t have your M.D.
Edward: Hey! Don’t question my powers!
Emmett: Oh, I’m gonna question you’re friggin’ powers, Edward. You have non-
Edward: I can read your mind.
Emmett: Crap! Oops?
*from background*
Alice: *groggy* Guys? Where are you? What’s going on?
*back to everyone*
Edward: *hears her* ALICE!
Jasper: Ali!
Emmett: Uno!!!!!
Bella: Crap!
Rosalie: Shut up!
Edward: Shh! Let me go get her before she collapses.
Emmett: *nods* good idea, doc.
Edward: Don’t call me doc! It’s…DOCTOR Edward.
Jasper: Ok, just shut up and get heer.
Edward: *rolls eyes* Fine.
*Bella’s P.O.V*
*thinking*
2% of people are pregnant as tweens.
20% of teens keep there children
1% of vampires get pregnant.
That would be.
Alice.
*done thinking*
Bella: How did YOU win?
Emmett: Luck.
Bella: No fair…rematch!
Emmett: *sighs* fine!
Bella: *tosses cards out*
Edward: *walks over to where Alice is* Ali, how are you?
Alice: *thinking; Edward is reading her mind* Ok. I heard Em and B playing Uno. And you said something about my condition?
Edward: *out loud* Yes, Alice. You may want to sit down.
Alice: *puts arm around Edward’s shoulder* *Edward picks her up to carry her*
Edward: *walks into the Uno room* Guys.
Emmett: Blue or 7.
Bella: *smiles* *slaps down a blue 4*
Emmett: Dang it!
Bella: *laughs and turns toward Edward and Alice* Alice!
Alice: Bells! *jumps carefully out of Edward’s arms and hugs Bella*
Bella: *leads her to the couch* so…what are you doing with the little booge-
Edward: *coughs to stop Bella* Bella.
Bella: What didn’t you tell her?
Alice: *confused* Tell me what?
Edward: Alice…you’re pregnant.
Alice: *laughs* I noticed.
Edward: *frowns* with triplets.
Alice: *screams* WHAT?
Edward: *smiles sheepishly* Congrats?
Alice: *start pacing* this is not good. This is not good.
Jasper: Alice this is okay. Calm down.
Alice: Jasper! I’m having three babies. *rubs stomach* Three! Do you know how fat I’m going to get?
Jasper: That doesn’t matter.
Alice: *starts crying* I’m horrible. I’m a slut. A pregnant slut.
Emmett: So are we keeping the babies?
Alice: *sniffling* Jasper?
Jasper: *smiles* Yes. I think so…

*thank you for reading! That was episode 12…thanks*

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taking chance chapter 10

posted by karpach_14

"uncle emmett when i said i can keep an eye on everybody i meant, i can keep an eye on everybody except my parents" i told him, and my parents relaxed.
"how can you have two powers?" my grandma esme asked me.
"three" i corrected her. her eyes widened. then i got an idea.
"uncle emmett wanna fight?" i asked him. and he turned to me with a great big smile.
"nessie no" my mom said.
"this is the best part of my power, relax mom" i told her.
"i'd love to fight, and i'd love to warn u watch your back," uncle emmett told me. i nodded. we went into the backyard to fight.
"you start" i told uncle emmett. he...

taking chances chapter 9

posted by karpach_14

nessies outfit

"hi guys, whacha talking about?" i asked them. they turned toward me and Jake smiled. he was by my side in a sec. he grabbed me and swang me aroung.
"Y havent u visited me for so long?" jake asked playfully.
"family problems" i answered. before Jake or anyone else could say something, Eric comes out of the woods.
"what are you doing here?" jake asks Eric with a tilt of anger in his voice.
"can't i see my imprintee?" he asked jake. seth embry, jared, paul, quil, and sam widend their eyes.
"whats wrong ?" i asked sam.
"only one person can imprnt on you, if there's two they have to fight, and only...

taking chances chapter 7

posted by karpach_14

"who is it?" eric asked. this cant be any worse ur alone with a guy at a hotel and ur family pops up thinking who knows what.
"grandpa Carlisle i told only mom" i whispered to him.
"i didnt want to tell them, but edward read my mind" he told me. i couldnt believe it.
"dad stop reading peoples mind" i told him, i wasnt as mad with him as i was before.
"ooo a movie sweet... excuse me let me through" emmett said and went o watch avatar.
"ooo popcorn" he practically shouted and i rolled my eyes.
"i've missed u so much" aunt alice squealed.
"me too" and she hugged me.
"then y dont u come home?" she asked...

taking chances chapter 6

posted by karpach_14

"um eric,, i think im going to go to class talk to you after school" i told him and kissed him on his cheek. when i entered the class i sat in my seat and waited till class started. then a girl comes up to me.
"hey new girl back off of eric" she said
"y should i its not like u can make me" i told her and i smiled.
"oh i can i'll tell him something that he should know bout u"
"like wat?, i dont keep secrets from him"
"trust me theres something he doesnt know"
"go ahead its not like im scared of u, trust theres nothing that can make me leave him"
"he's gonna leave u"
"whatever" i told her and i turned...

taking chances chapter 4

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 4
At the airport Carlisle came to pick us up this time. Aunt alice ran to Carlisle and came his a hug. Me Emmett and Rosalie were walking slowly just to get on alice’s nerves. Carlisle came up to me.
“how was ur vacation nessie?” carlisel aske me before I could answer alice answered first.
“she looked sick to me all the time, the only thing she did was sit in the house and do her work, Carlisle I think you need to check her” alice said
“really?” Carlisle aske me
“grandpa Carlisle I feel fine” I lied, I got a huge headache, I felt dizzy and everything went black. Then the...

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Aithne Chapter 9

posted by teamalice_0

So soory its been a looong time its annoying but my computer is fixe WOOOOOOOO!!!!
-teamalice_0
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I didnt sleep well after hearing the person or whatever it was that was in my room. Creeped me out. I wondered how they got in anyways. 1.Living with a cop, great deterrence.2. Every knew he has plently of guns.3 We live in a 2 story house, its hard to get into a two story room without a sound. 3. We got an alarm system on the entire bottom floor.4 Im a lightsleeper, ever since I went blind my hearing got so much better, how I didnt notice them earlier...

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Lost Love Chapter 17

posted by groovychicklisa

Edward I.......

“I don’t know what you want me to say to that? You have no idea how much I want to stay with you! But I don’t think I can – we aren’t good for each other we've both hurt each other to much! If anything were to happen to you be it my fault or not I don't know if I could go on.” I stuttered trying to hold back my tears.
“Bella I don't think you understand how much I need you in my life! I was never the boy who wanted to settle down and get married and now I'm 18 and I want all that! But not just with anyone I want it with you! Do you remember when we were kids, before...

Funniest twilight Eva The masks

posted by IluvjacobOk

Bella:Oh Emmett!!______________________ edward:emmett she mine!!! Jelous.14:18Bella: exCUUUZE me edward i olredy CHOZE emmett.14:19Edward: go off crieing somewhere.14:20Emmett: wait ur not edward!Pulze of maskUr MARCUS.14:22Marcus:is not pulze off mask I'm jane.14:23Bella: No ur not pulze of mask ur VICTORIA.14:25Victoria: No I'm not pulze off mask I'm Bella.14:27Bella 1: If ur bella. Then i'm *pulze of mask Renesmee?? I don't think she's born yet. i juz came here?.14:28Emmett: let's test who the real Bella!!KISS ME!.14:29Both bella's: OK :-D *thinkin' <3 <3 <3*.14:31Emmett:Ok eat some worm .14:32Both bella's: Ok :-Deating worms.14:33Emmett:Punch me.14:34Bella 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bella 2: no. yes, no yes_____________.14:39emmett:Bella one is the real bella pluze off mask ur James_________________James: u got me I'm back from the dead to kill...Oh danm ur a vampire!!.14:41Renesmee: Ooooohhh he's cute.Bella 1 eeeww End

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Romeo and Juilet hated eachother (or did they?)

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards pov
There was something about her; that made me feel different. When we are parteners in everything; she hates it. I think she is hiding the fact that secretly she likes it. I am Edward Cullen and I am parterners with Bella Swan for everything. She isn't so bad. But today; she lost it, when the teacher said these words...

(Drama teacher) "As you know; there will be a play soon. It's going to be Romeo and Juilet. We decided that this year the roles go to... Bella and Edward." She smiled. Bella groaned. I don't really understand her problem. I am nice to her; when we work together. (And...

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Servant Part 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
Why must he do this to me? Torture me one minute; then acts like he is in love with me and treats me nice and speaks gentle. It just doesn't make sense. I hope it wasn't an act. He is hard to figure out.I just wish he could tell me how he feels. But he is my master and I have to keep it strictly proffesional.

Today; (after the chores,) I decided to roam around the gardens. It was beautiful. There were roses, fountains and a lot of greenery. I found a copie of a book to read, as I sat upon a stone bench. It was comfortable and I was happy; but not for long. "Hello Isabella." I looked...

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 11)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I won't bore you guys about excuses as to why I haven't written in so long (I know I always take a month...) But I am Sorry about the fact that I write so slowly (I just get addicted to some Fanfic's on here, and I can't write until I finish them).I would also just like to thank Halunik again because without her I would have never been able to write/type this chapter, And thanks for the pushes for me to write quicker... I try. Also thank you too everyone who's reads my story and comments it means alot to me.
Hope you enjoy, this chapter was the hardest one so far to write.

Bella's POV

We were...

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Bad dreams (Edwards Pov)

posted by uniquezandy

Of all the things I could do in the night; (read, play piano even hunt,) and I am here in Bella Swans room. One night I was just running. till I found her room. I decided to pop in to see her. For some reason she intrests because I can't read her mind. As I slowly, (but quickly;) climbed up the brick wall outside, I heard her loud scream. She must be in pain. It was horrible to look at. For another reason, it made me feel sad and shock to see her like this. If only I could read her thoughts, then I could see whats troubling her. I was thinking on what to do. To end her screams. I was very surprised...

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The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever...

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s PDA-Filled Dinner!

posted by mitchie19

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are both back in L.A. before Breaking Dawn duties start up, and they wasted no time getting together.

A clean-shaven Rob and a naturally glowing K.Stew were spotted at Soho House in West Hollywood Saturday night totally displaying their affection for one another during a dinner with friends.

"They were staring at each other throughout dinner and kept stealing quick kisses from one another during the night," an eyewitness tells E! News. "Rob's arm was around her for most of dinner and they kept looking at each other and giggling throughout the evening. They...

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My Moon, My Man Chapter 10

posted by AnonymousXXX

Hey! Sorry I have not writtin for awhile. I have been so busy. Thank you for reading let me know if its bad or good.
Chapter 10

The dream…

I was running fast. Running from something I didn’t know what. I did know that it could kill me whatever it was. The woods were still slightly dark like dawn was coming. The woods looked blue instead of the usual dark green. The air was cold and crisp. I stumbled and fell I quickly looked back they were gaining I could sense it. I stood and tried to run again, but my foot I was caught. I couldn’t get free. Two figures walked toward me. I let out a scream…...

RUN Bad beggening 2

posted by renesmee567

emily

bella pov
"humans humans don't know when to stop talking" jane said looking a the 3 girls screaming for help but no one bothered because jane said they were crazy and runaways too.then were in the lobbey of the clocktower were jane's humans that were so stuiped to work there were,then asoon a s we walk into the doors in the doors i never want to go in, there the leaders sat looking at the waiting for me to come then smiled when i walked in frowning.

wat will happen next? will bella live or die?

annbeth

maggie

bella

Robert Pattinson Won’t Star in ‘Dark Arc’

posted by Hellohoudini

Many outlets are circulating a rumor that Robert Pattinson has signed on for his next movie.

According to reports on sites like Glamour UK, the Twilight star and Emma Watson “are to get steamy in a lusty new art-house flick” called Dark Arc, the remake of a 2004 release.

Casey Affleck is supposedly in discussions to complete the film’s “love triangle” connecting an artist, a graphic designer and their muse.

However, the growing speculation online is not correct.

Pattinson is not involved.

A representative for Pattinson tells Gossip Cop the report is “untrue.”

Follow @GossipCop on Twitter for accurate celebrity news!

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In the normall world chapter 13

posted by KatiiCullen94

The voice of an offical worker brought me back to live from feels like an awaking.
My leg was grinnign inn ache and wrist was thrubbing. Looking up with drugged vision, i managed to define and remember the flawless features of Charisle Cullen.
"Bella, your ok, you just had a little accident yesterday. broke your wrist and ancle, i will let you out tomorrow, but i will have you on crunches, rekon you survive on those ? or those weapons for you?" He said smile, shaking off his serious tone that spoke the bad news. i was releived as i was shocked.
i dont even remember an accident, nor do i even...

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A Youtube Script(episode twenty-two;Season Finale)Lost...Never Found

posted by moolah

A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty-two*
*Lost…never found*
SeasonFinale
~With Edward and Jasper~
Edward: Why would she do that?
Jasper: I have a million reasons…none of them make much sense…
Edward: *thoughtful* Like what? I’m curious.
Jasper: Well…1. She was having an affair-and the guy was bad in bed-so she got pregnant so she wouldn’t have to EXACTLY tell him about the bed sitch…
Edward: That could be…anything else?
Jasper: ok….2. The baby isn’t yours and she didn’t actually…and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Edward: Ok…well. We better get to Emmett.
Jasper:...

my wish come true chapter 6

posted by whatupiloveyou

I told you that I would update soon. I knew some of you wouldn't believe me, so I am proving you wrong. I'm still on bed-rest so I'm updating. So far this is the longest…I know I am so excited. Ok, back to my story.

Disclaimer: Again, I really don't own twilight.

B POV

I can't believe that I was doing this! I never thought that I would ever be back at Forks. Ever since Edward, I was so happy it didn't hurt to say his name, left. I felt a little happier since I had a part of Edward with me. I think I at least owe my dad to see me happier. I wish Edward was here with me, but I knew he would meet...