"who is it?" eric asked. this cant be any worse ur alone with a guy at a hotel and ur family pops up thinking who knows what.
"grandpa Carlisle i told only mom" i whispered to him.
"i didnt want to tell them, but edward read my mind" he told me. i couldnt believe it.
"dad stop reading peoples mind" i told him, i wasnt as mad with him as i was before.
"ooo a movie sweet... excuse me let me through" emmett said and went o watch avatar.
"ooo popcorn" he practically shouted and i rolled my eyes.
"i've missed u so much" aunt alice squealed.
"me too" and she hugged me.
"then y dont u come home?" she asked me
" cuz someone needs to control himself" i said and i looked at my dad. he wasnt looking at me he was looking at eric.i forgot that they were all standing.
"oh sorry sit down we were just watching avatar"
i told them. my dad still eyed eric.
"um.. this is eric, my friend" i told them, i saw relief in my moms eyes. i really didnt want to make eric feel uncomfortable cuz all of my FAMILY MEMBERS came here.while they were all shaking hands, emmett came up t ome and gave me a bear hug. then when he saw i couldnt breath he let go.
"sorry couldnt give anyone a hug except u and i missed it" uncle emmett said
"its okay" i said while getting some air. eric came up to me , he was about to speak but i stopped him
"they can hear us" i told him he nodded
"i forgot" he said.
"nessie y couldnt i see u?" my aunt alice asked me.
"cuz he's a werewolf, wait y were y looking for me?"i asked her.
"great so not my favorite aunt is looking into my future" how could this get any worse.
"oh trust me it can" my dad answers my thought
"stop reading my thoughts dammit!!" i screamed, i almost got over it, but then he started again.
"i didnt ur the one who did" my dad answered my thought again.my body was burning with anger and i was almost shaking. eric got up and was heading toward me, but my father stopped him.
"stay away from my daughter"he said furiously.
"dad get out of my life, i love him" i finally said it
"grandpa Carlisle i told only mom" i whispered to him.
"i didnt want to tell them, but edward read my mind" he told me. i couldnt believe it.
"dad stop reading peoples mind" i told him, i wasnt as mad with him as i was before.
"ooo a movie sweet... excuse me let me through" emmett said and went o watch avatar.
"ooo popcorn" he practically shouted and i rolled my eyes.
"i've missed u so much" aunt alice squealed.
"me too" and she hugged me.
"then y dont u come home?" she asked me
" cuz someone needs to control himself" i said and i looked at my dad. he wasnt looking at me he was looking at eric.i forgot that they were all standing.
"oh sorry sit down we were just watching avatar"
i told them. my dad still eyed eric.
"um.. this is eric, my friend" i told them, i saw relief in my moms eyes. i really didnt want to make eric feel uncomfortable cuz all of my FAMILY MEMBERS came here.while they were all shaking hands, emmett came up t ome and gave me a bear hug. then when he saw i couldnt breath he let go.
"sorry couldnt give anyone a hug except u and i missed it" uncle emmett said
"its okay" i said while getting some air. eric came up to me , he was about to speak but i stopped him
"they can hear us" i told him he nodded
"i forgot" he said.
"nessie y couldnt i see u?" my aunt alice asked me.
"cuz he's a werewolf, wait y were y looking for me?"i asked her.
"great so not my favorite aunt is looking into my future" how could this get any worse.
"oh trust me it can" my dad answers my thought
"stop reading my thoughts dammit!!" i screamed, i almost got over it, but then he started again.
"i didnt ur the one who did" my dad answered my thought again.my body was burning with anger and i was almost shaking. eric got up and was heading toward me, but my father stopped him.
"stay away from my daughter"he said furiously.
"dad get out of my life, i love him" i finally said it
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
Jacob vs Edward
Thanks for reading!
Alice Cullen
