You, Esme, Rose, and Alice got the furniture and all. Once Emmett gave you the address you guys put the furniture in and got it situated. The guys got your stuff from the other house. You got the fridge packed with food and blood for you and your family. You got the house decorated and then you and Emmett picked Sabrina up from school. When you guys picked her up you guys headed for the new house. When you parked she asked.
Sab: Mommy? Daddy? What are we doing here?
You: Uh we live here now dear. We decided to get a house of our own so that you Daddy and I could be a family.
She nodded and got out. Skipped to the door. You and Emmett walked out and headed for the door. He unlocked the door and he picked you up bridal style and walked in.
Em: Welcome home babe.
You giggled and Sabrina clapped. He sat you down and smacked your butt.
You: Okay does someone have homework?
Sab: Yes ma'am. I am going to start it now.
She skipped to the table and started to work. You smiled. Emmett wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your cheek. There was a knock on your door.
You: I will get it.
You opened and saw...........
Sab: Mommy? Daddy? What are we doing here?
You: Uh we live here now dear. We decided to get a house of our own so that you Daddy and I could be a family.
She nodded and got out. Skipped to the door. You and Emmett walked out and headed for the door. He unlocked the door and he picked you up bridal style and walked in.
Em: Welcome home babe.
You giggled and Sabrina clapped. He sat you down and smacked your butt.
You: Okay does someone have homework?
Sab: Yes ma'am. I am going to start it now.
She skipped to the table and started to work. You smiled. Emmett wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your cheek. There was a knock on your door.
You: I will get it.
You opened and saw...........
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm writing called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping you will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If you like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our favorite Eclipse quotes. Quotes should be left as comments and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your favorite line in Eclipse?
I love it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I love it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."