You got done petting the dog and then saw the time it was 8 at night.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. You laughed and went towards the house. You went in and put her to bed after she was in her pajamas. You kissed her night and went to your room. You saw Emmett looking at a photo album.
You: Well, handsome what are you looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining you in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and you giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. You kissed him and before you knew it you both were naked. (I am going to let you use your imagination)
At about 7 in the morning you both stopped and took a shower and woke Sabrina up. After you woke her up you went downstairs and made her breakfast. You got done and went to the computure and checked your e-mail. You skimmed through it and saw a message from Jane Volturi. You sighed and opened it.
E-Mail:
Dearest ___________,
Welcome to forever. I hope you are enjoying the Vampire Life. I hope to talk to you soon.
-Jane
You got done checking your E-Mail and saw that Sabrina was done with it. You drove her to school and got back. You sighed and went to your room and then realize you haven't seen Emmett since you got back. You went downstairs and went to the garage and no sign. You shrugged it off and went to the computure again and saw that you had another message from the Volturi's it was from Alec.
E-Mail:
Dearest Friend __________,
Welcome to eternity. I hope you are having no problems. We are happy to have you. Jane and I are thinking about visiting you all. Just for a check up. Please let Carlisle know that Aro sends his hellos and that we will be around in about a month.
Alec
Your eyes grew and you growled under your breath. Before you knew it your whole family showed up.
You: They are going to come in about a month.
Em: Who?
You: Jane and Alec.
Esme: Why?
You: Check up. I am getting E-Mails from them. I got one from Jane and then one from Alec. How did they get my e-mail address?
Alice: We are going to have to figure something out. Sabrina.
Em: _________, Sabrina and I can get another house. Away from here.
Carlisle: Okay then. Emmett you and I will go look at houses and Esme, Rose, Alice, and _____________ go shopping for furniture. Edward and Jasper will go with Emmett and I.
You all did what you had to do.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. You laughed and went towards the house. You went in and put her to bed after she was in her pajamas. You kissed her night and went to your room. You saw Emmett looking at a photo album.
You: Well, handsome what are you looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining you in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and you giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. You kissed him and before you knew it you both were naked. (I am going to let you use your imagination)
At about 7 in the morning you both stopped and took a shower and woke Sabrina up. After you woke her up you went downstairs and made her breakfast. You got done and went to the computure and checked your e-mail. You skimmed through it and saw a message from Jane Volturi. You sighed and opened it.
E-Mail:
Dearest ___________,
Welcome to forever. I hope you are enjoying the Vampire Life. I hope to talk to you soon.
-Jane
You got done checking your E-Mail and saw that Sabrina was done with it. You drove her to school and got back. You sighed and went to your room and then realize you haven't seen Emmett since you got back. You went downstairs and went to the garage and no sign. You shrugged it off and went to the computure again and saw that you had another message from the Volturi's it was from Alec.
E-Mail:
Dearest Friend __________,
Welcome to eternity. I hope you are having no problems. We are happy to have you. Jane and I are thinking about visiting you all. Just for a check up. Please let Carlisle know that Aro sends his hellos and that we will be around in about a month.
Alec
Your eyes grew and you growled under your breath. Before you knew it your whole family showed up.
You: They are going to come in about a month.
Em: Who?
You: Jane and Alec.
Esme: Why?
You: Check up. I am getting E-Mails from them. I got one from Jane and then one from Alec. How did they get my e-mail address?
Alice: We are going to have to figure something out. Sabrina.
Em: _________, Sabrina and I can get another house. Away from here.
Carlisle: Okay then. Emmett you and I will go look at houses and Esme, Rose, Alice, and _____________ go shopping for furniture. Edward and Jasper will go with Emmett and I.
You all did what you had to do.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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