I'm sorry it's been a while since I posted this story.
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“I’ll go after them you guys stay here”
“Renee”
“Just stay here” Renee walked out the front door and went to the airport were Bella and Jacob had presumably gone. “So what do we do know?”
“I would look to see Bella’s future but of course she’s with Jacob so I can’t see”
“I hope she’s ok”
“We all hope she’s ok” Carlisle was looking around for something. “What are you looking for Carlisle?” Esme asked. “My wallet, I put it on the table and now it’s gone”
“I bet the dog stole it”
“He better not have”
“Well we can track down the credit card and he won’t figure out the pin number”
“I guess you’re right” Carlisle sat searching on his laptop. “I can’t seem to find it”
2 Years later
“I’ve had enough, we should have tracked down that damn credit card by now and have Bella here with us, if none of this happened Bella and I would be married. But it did happen and it’s all Jaspers fault for chucking her through the flipping window!”
“Edward calm down, it’s not Jaspers fault”
“YES IT IS!”
“Edward it isn’t please calm down”
“WHY THE HELL DO I KNOW YOU JASPER YOU FREAK”
“LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!”
“I HATE YOU AS WELL ALICE”
“EDWARD I’M SORRY WE HAVEN’T FOUND BELLA BUT YOU DON’T NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON JASPER”
“IT’S YOUR FAULT AS WELL ALICE”
“WHAT DID I DO?”
“YOU SHOULD HAVE SAW HER BEING CHUCKED THROUGH THE WINDOW BY YOUR IDIOT OF A HUSBAND”
“MY HUSBAND ISN’T AN IDIOT”
“HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE”
“Edward I’m taking you to my office to calm down” Carlisle interrupted me. “NO GET LOST”
“Edward you’re coming with me”
“NO I’M NOT”
“Yes you are” He dragged me off to his office. “Come on Edward this is enough. I know how much you love and miss Bella, but we will find her I promise”
“Yeah well you know what Carlisle, you made that promise to me two years ago and we still haven’t found her”
“I know Edward but we WILL find her”
XX
“I’ll go after them you guys stay here”
“Renee”
“Just stay here” Renee walked out the front door and went to the airport were Bella and Jacob had presumably gone. “So what do we do know?”
“I would look to see Bella’s future but of course she’s with Jacob so I can’t see”
“I hope she’s ok”
“We all hope she’s ok” Carlisle was looking around for something. “What are you looking for Carlisle?” Esme asked. “My wallet, I put it on the table and now it’s gone”
“I bet the dog stole it”
“He better not have”
“Well we can track down the credit card and he won’t figure out the pin number”
“I guess you’re right” Carlisle sat searching on his laptop. “I can’t seem to find it”
2 Years later
“I’ve had enough, we should have tracked down that damn credit card by now and have Bella here with us, if none of this happened Bella and I would be married. But it did happen and it’s all Jaspers fault for chucking her through the flipping window!”
“Edward calm down, it’s not Jaspers fault”
“YES IT IS!”
“Edward it isn’t please calm down”
“WHY THE HELL DO I KNOW YOU JASPER YOU FREAK”
“LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE!”
“I HATE YOU AS WELL ALICE”
“EDWARD I’M SORRY WE HAVEN’T FOUND BELLA BUT YOU DON’T NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON JASPER”
“IT’S YOUR FAULT AS WELL ALICE”
“WHAT DID I DO?”
“YOU SHOULD HAVE SAW HER BEING CHUCKED THROUGH THE WINDOW BY YOUR IDIOT OF A HUSBAND”
“MY HUSBAND ISN’T AN IDIOT”
“HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THE”
“Edward I’m taking you to my office to calm down” Carlisle interrupted me. “NO GET LOST”
“Edward you’re coming with me”
“NO I’M NOT”
“Yes you are” He dragged me off to his office. “Come on Edward this is enough. I know how much you love and miss Bella, but we will find her I promise”
“Yeah well you know what Carlisle, you made that promise to me two years ago and we still haven’t found her”
“I know Edward but we WILL find her”
Internet joke critcizing Bella's adoration of Edward's stalking
