1.Gone to Italy and ran around in a red cape yelling I know where the vampires are!!

2.Gone to Walmart to just stare at the twilight stuff.

3.Enrolled yourself at Forks high school then ask to be in the same class as Edward Cullen.

4.Gone to the hospital and asked for Dr.Fangs(Carlisle)

5.Wrecked your car so you could get Rosalie to fix it.

6.Gone to a loony bin and asked to see Alice Cullen

7. bought a baby teether for Jasper so he woundn't bite Bella.

8.Cut yourself in front of Jasper for the fun of it.

9.Gone to the hospital and pretended to be dead so Carlisle would change you into a vampire.

10.signed Paul up for anger management classes.