Twilight Series Article: Issue 4: Random Twilight Sayings x

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posted by AliceRoxx

An Edward sketch x Love it x And it's not meant to look like RPatz, it was the fans' own version of Edward! x

For all you guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please comment and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! Love you!

-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.

I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson more than Taylor Lautner, but hey I’m not complaining, it means more Tay-Tay for me-me!

“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”

Why choose when you can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.

I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!

You say human. I say vampire.
You say blue eyes. I say gold.
You say hot. I say ice cold.
You say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.

Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!

I wanna be that lamb...

Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!

Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do you score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?

Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)

I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can love you forever.

Jasper’s motto – Humans are friends, not food.

It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?

Why do we have to bitten by mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten by Cullens all day long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.

Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!

Vampires – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!

Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!

Just bought a space heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)

I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!

Why run with vamps, when you can ride on the wolves?

People who tell you not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!

I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned wolf will save me!

The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)

Jacob’s got me howling all right!

‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!

I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.

In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his shirt off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!

Hope you liked them guys, please rate, comment and look out for the next issue in about a fortnight x

I love you FanPoppers!

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

Like it? I'm gunna make the other couples in this scene x I love this couple, adorable x

Renesmee_XD, bellabrowneyes and 1 other like this

twilight_lover9 hahahahah tht was awesome

AliceRoxx Thank you very much :D x

twilight_james lolz!! love all of these!!! one of them *the jasper papercut one* is set as my staus on fb!

AliceRoxx Aww haha lol I love that one too x I adore Jasper, he so doesn't get enough credit! x

Renesmee_XD “Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you OMG i <3 that one keep these up !!!

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! I'm just working on Issue 5 at the mo! :) x

bellabrowneyes Jasper’s motto – Humans are friends, not food. ahahaha so funny i love these there are great keep writing !!:)

AliceRoxx Thank you so much! Yep, I love any about Jasper whatsoever, aww I love Jasper, he so doesn't get enough credit! x

Hellohoudini When I read the first one "he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness." I was like uh oh...but then I read further down ...and before I knew I was laughing my butt off. I'm gonna go find your first 3 issues...these were really good.

AliceRoxx Aww thank you!! Yh the first was a bit rubbish, just wanted to have a lil dig at Edward there :) x

QueenR r u kidding?! ur a fucking wolf bitch...!!!what the hell is your problem with ed....!!omg he is the romeo...!!!

AliceRoxx Hey respect other people's opinions! :(

kittehluva heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............ u mind?!?!?!?! MORE VOLTURI PLEAZZZZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!! theyre better than the cullens (i sowwy)

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Amore - Ch. 2 - Plane Ride

posted by patrisha727

One for today! ^_^

I looked around, for my seat, K13. Angela already found her seat.
"I'll meet you once we are out of the plane." Angela told me.
I smiled. "Sure thing."
I took my seat, and settled. I got the window seat. I took out the book, Wuthering Heights and began reading. So far, no one took the seat next to me. I'm praying that I'll have this row to myself. I wasn't the talkative type, and I like to have privacy. But then I groaned quietly when a girl took a seat nect to me. She was about my age, but was like an average teenager. She wore makeup, lots of jewelry, and wore designer clothings....

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blue moon-chapter 2

posted by twilightfantic1

"Yes thats me" Edward replied "well we were just wondering can we get some help" she said.While walking in. "what can i do for you-"

"My name is jessica and this is justin,Im half- vampire my father is Laurent."

Just then we all froze.Did she come avenge us or the pack?Did she want to take kill my daughter and justin will take out Jacob?

"Dont worry i just came to see if that carlisle would except us into his coven."

"of course we will except both of you." "Thank you so much oh bella may i see nessie and nessa?"

"how do you know our names" i asked "Well thats part of my talent it cames from...

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Together Forever?

posted by Cullen_Freak

Starts right after the end in BD,,,,

Bellas POV

Nessie twirled around in her pink tutu. She was showing it of to Rosalie and Jacob, laughing while they clapped for her.
"She sure is good. Dont you think Bella?" Jacob asked me as he admirred Nessie, his eyes filled with light.
"Shes better than I was." Rosalie laughed and then Jacob joind in. They had learned how to get along, finally. They both knew that if they ever wanted to see Nessie, the other was sure to be there. Admiration came with its consicuences.
I stood up, leaving the three of them, to go look for Edward. I passed Jasper and Emmett...

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Another Half Ch 2

posted by rose_emmett

Okay so heres the second chapter. I had a lot of fun writing this one! I hope you enjoy!

Renesmee’s POV:

Before I left the shack I watch Jacob walk back to the beach. It was nice to see him again. I hadn’t seen him since we left to go to New Hampshire six years ago. I was looking forward to coming back to Washington so that I could see him. I was worried that he had changed but I guess I have changed more than he has.

I didn’t run I just slowing walked back down the hill. I wanted to go back to him, but he was right if some one saw me then I would be in huge trouble. I started to run, but...

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Evening Star (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 7

posted by patrisha727

One LONG one for today! ^_^

I stared at Bella with surprise as the dominant feature on my face. I didn't expect theory like this. When I didn't answer, Bella spoke again, she explained.
"Jacob told me that your family being here set things in motion. I thought you would already know...." she trailed off when my eyes narrowed.
Is she blaming us for the existence of werewolves.
"Is that what they think?" I asked.
"Edward, look at the facts. Seventy years ago, you came here, and the werewolves showed up. You come back now, and the werewolves showed up again. Do you think that's a coincidence?"...

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Evening Star (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 6

posted by patrisha727

It's been a couple of days since I put the last Evening Star! Hope you guys enjoy! ^_^

"Honestly though, why do you read it over and over? What is it that appeals to you?" I asked Bella. I'm really getting curious about Bella's mind, and how it works. It's so hard to understand her. But I was glad her expressions and her eyes were easy to read. It makes things less complicated. Bella looked at me, and I can see that my gaze distracted her. It made me smile, for her to be intoxicated by my very presense.
"I'm not sure. I think it's something about the invitability. How nothing can keep them...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 1

posted by twilight-7

My vision blurring, I was thrust back into the present day of my bedroom.
I could still feel my bed underneath my so that meant I hadn’t fallen off which was a good thing. I blinked several times and found Edward watching me anxiously.
“Stop that,” I said, pushing him away from me. He was almost sitting in my lap.
“You are unresponsive when you’re having your premonitions,” he said, sliding back slightly. “I don’t know if you’re okay.”
“I’m unresponsive because I’m not actually here,” I replied, leaning back and closing my eyes, headache approaching.
“But Alice...

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Taylor Lautner interview about New Moon and Jacob Black character <3

posted by Brysis

Were you doing any stunts today?

I’ve been doing a lot recently, yeah. The cool thing is, they’ve pretty much let me do most of my stunts. I got to do all the dirt bike riding, I got to do this really cool sequence that I’m actually not going to tell you about, because I want you to wait to see it. But yeah, the stunts have definitely been my favorite part so far.

What physical preparation did you have to do to get ready for the stunt work?

Well, I had to put on some weight. (Laughs.) While filming 'Twilight,' I knew that Jacob’s character transforms, not only emotionally and mentally...

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Emmett's sure fire way to annoy Alice(Farting included)

posted by jacob-superhoty

Okay so my brother and I were swimming in our pool and suddenly we start talking Twilight.Well, if you know us then you know that we stared role playing.Mason REALLY wanted to be Edward so I let him.And I was Emmett. And so I started thinking of a joke paragraph.I REALLY hope you guys like it.

Emmett's pov.

"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 minutes and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he said chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in...

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Rob and Kristen: The Unrelentless Rumors

posted by mandapanda

I apologize beforehand that this article will probably most likely not be formally written.

Since Twilight, Rob and Kristen have been in countless magazines. The headlines pertaining to:

-"Rob and Kristen: The Hot Hook-Up!"
-"Rob Dumps Kristen for Co-Star Emilie!"
-"Kristen Pregnant with Rob's Baby!"
-"Rob's Family tells Him to Stay Away from Kristen!"
-"Rob Tells Kristen to choose between Him or Michael!"

All headlines pertaining to those above are rumors. Every headline is different and the "sources" in the magazines are never named. And for all the questions asking about Rob and Kristen...

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Rosalie and Emmett:The Beginning Part 1

posted by serenafan122

Edward is so irritating! How he could say those things? What does he know? Must he be able to read minds?! Aargh!!
Rosalie's thoughts were on Edward as she ran. They were all in Appalachia,Carslie,Esme,and Edward. Edward had heard her thoughts,heard how she wishes to be human again,how she would give up ANYTHING to be able to have children. He said some things which made Rosalie want to rip his throat out. Instead she ran off,going to hunt.
Rosalie stopped. She was outside of Gatlinburg, Tennesse. She had run over 100 miles. All to get away from Edward. It was worth it. He couldn't hear her...

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Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

posted by Natalia94

Alice and Emmett Get Cozy?!

Uh oh... does Jasper have something to worry about?! What are Alice and Emmett doing together — as a couple?! Do we have a Cullen controversy on our hands?! Have we caught them red handed (and we ain't talkin bout blood)!?

No worries, Twihards, no steamy scandal here! While they're brother and sister in the Twilight Saga, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene are set to star in a movie called Warrior... and they'll play love interests!

Kellan plays a star lacrosse player who joins the Navy; Ashley is his beautiful girlfriend. We've heard rumors about them hookin' up in real life, though they swear they're just BFF.

Brother and sister... BFF... boyfriend and girlfriend... the whole thing has got us confused! What do YOU guys think?

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Evening Star (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 2

posted by patrisha727

Bella opened the door, with a smile on her face. She stared at me, full of wonder, as if I was the prize and she was the winner. In my point of view, it was the other way around. I couldn't ask anyone else for someone so perfect. She reached for my hand, and I didn't refuse.
"Hey." she said with a smile.
I brushed her cheek with our interlaced fingers.
"How was your afternoon?"
"Slow."
"For me as well."
The outside world had nothing that I was interested in, unless I was with my Bella.
I pulled her wrist up to my face, gently without hurting her. My eyes closed at her warm skin, and smiled...

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Brosnan thinks Pattinson is too skinny.

posted by Hellohoudini

Irish Hollywood star Pierce Brosnan has admitted that he is concerned about the health of his young co-star Robert Pattinson.

Brosnan and Pattinson are filming "Remember Me," in New York and Pattinson's army of female fans have been laying siege to the sets at Crestwood in Westchester and Central Park in Manhattan.

Pattinson plays Brosnan's son in the film which is his first lead since he rocketed to super stardom as the vampire Edward Cullen in the "Twilight" series.

Pattinson plays a man whose brother’s suicide has devastated his parents (Brosnan and Lena Olin) and rendered Pattinson incapable...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 13

posted by team_robward

Chapter 13.
Monday, Comes Quick:

I actually woke up quite refreshed, which was strange, especially lately. I got up and walked down into the kitchen.
“Mourning Bells, you’re looking better today” Renee commented.
“Thanks, I feel better” I replied. I looked at the table hmm toast.
“I haven’t had toast in ages” I said buttering some toasted bread.
“Yeah, I felt like it” Mum replied. I spread some strawberry jam on my toast and started to eat it.
“Good dreams?” Mum asked.
“Umm I think so, I don’t quite remember!” I chewed some more.
“Well you didn’t scream or cry so that’s...

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bella's life part 1

posted by edwardcullen865

I woke up in a rash movement . I couldn't remember what had happened last night. I remembered only Edward's hard, cold body against mine and then it went blank. I walked into the living room looking for Edward but i didn't see him. then i felt cold arms around me .
" Good morning love how did you sleep ?" Edward said with so much love in his voice .
" What happened ? " I said still confused .I turned myself to look at him . He looked confused , hurt , pained , and sad , then it became calm.
" What do you remember last , my love ? " He said still confused as of i was .
" Well , i remember...

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Bella's Secret Life Chapter 1

posted by demilovatirocks

Joe and Sonny(Demi)

Guys I know some of you don’t read this that much because you think it is kinda boring to you but it is a great story just if I don’t get more views and comments I will not write.
I have not written because my sister gave birth. I am an aunt now. I needed to help them get ready to go to Pennsylvania to see her mom. The baby is a boy. My sister and I have the same father but not the same mother. My aunt gave birth, too.

Bella moved back to California with her friends. The Jonas family knows the Cullen family in case you get confused. Bella as a vampire can collect the power of other vampires...

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Sunrise Part 46

posted by Bella_Swan3

A/N: I just wanted to thank all of the awesome people that have so far commented on Sunrise. *Deep breath*:
Edward_lover101; _madz_; twilightGGlost; TwiyliytCraze247; 2ki8jess2ki8; teamalice_0; pie-102; aLeX-cHaP; isaacson96; wildcatz; nataliespn; FilmFan; MiaCullen_x; just_bella; JoseVanders; brooki; jasperloving; patrisha727; Doopey; Irina92; Bella11700; TwilightHearts; Bella_Cullen902; scogburn; RATHBONE07; princesspinkla; jamiesue00;SarahPattinson; Natalia94; renesmeblack; g3u16; BellaSwan636; and Swhit2 (BTW: The idea for your story sounds great! Thank you, especially.)

I you actually had...

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eternal night part 24

posted by _madz_

about time!! lol
i'm so sorry, i planned to spend much more time on this bit but my homework has caught up with me and i had to work 9 hours today, so i was a little short of time. hope you enjoy it anyway :)

part 23
“Well, about that...See, I found that...when I was doing something dangerous or stupid...I could remember you more clearly.” She said, looking like she was confessing to murder. “I could remember how your voice sounded when you were angry. I could hear it, like you were right there next to me. Mostly I tried not to think about you, but this didn’t hurt so much—it was...

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An Edward Cullen Story - Chapter 2

posted by Bella_Cullen902

Hey guys!!! Sorry i havent updated in a w2gile but my sister is moving into a collage and i had to go to the doctor and i couldnt type or write with my right hand and i'm right handed!! So that sucked!! So here we go!! to the story!!

One minuate i was on the last step to my seat then i was on the ground with all of the girls on top of me!!! I swear i hate riding the bus!! And this is exactly why!!! Gosh!!!

When we got to school i walked in the doors and ran over to my best friend Jared. He was in his desk drawing a picture for a girl that he has a crush on named Baily.

Baily was pretty but we...