All things were perfect
With graduation coming fast
But I knew with my luck
The perfection wouldn't last
Things were intense
Edward and Jacob started fighting
Jacob hated Edward
For soon he was going to bite me
But Edward told me
That I could see Jacob whenever
Jacob took it wrong
And he thought I'd meant forever
So then Jacob took me
To a party with his friends
When we were there I listened
To the Quileute tribe's legends
It made me think about
The danger I'd soon be in
What with the Volturi and Victoria
My patience was wearing thin
I was getting anxious
About who I would soon be
Rosalie and Jasper wanted to help
So they told me their stories
I graduated thinking
I don't have much wait
Would it all work out
Or would it be too little too late
So Jacob and Edward
Learned to live with each other
Because all that'll happen
They can't be fighting one another
The newborns were coming
Planning to kill me
So the pack and the Cullens
Had to work together wholly
It was almost done now
Down to Edward and the leader
It all happened so fast
I don't know how he killed her
The Volturi came
And to let me be, I was shocked
Edward wouldn't let them hurt me
In his arms I was locked
Now the next horror
Something that I was dreading
I couldn't back out now
I had to plan for the wedding
When things calmed down
We went to Edward's special place
I wanted him and he wanted me
I could see it on his face
It was finally going to happen
But I stopped what he was doing
I said that I would wait
And I permanently put on the ring
With graduation coming fast
But I knew with my luck
The perfection wouldn't last
Things were intense
Edward and Jacob started fighting
Jacob hated Edward
For soon he was going to bite me
But Edward told me
That I could see Jacob whenever
Jacob took it wrong
And he thought I'd meant forever
So then Jacob took me
To a party with his friends
When we were there I listened
To the Quileute tribe's legends
It made me think about
The danger I'd soon be in
What with the Volturi and Victoria
My patience was wearing thin
I was getting anxious
About who I would soon be
Rosalie and Jasper wanted to help
So they told me their stories
I graduated thinking
I don't have much wait
Would it all work out
Or would it be too little too late
So Jacob and Edward
Learned to live with each other
Because all that'll happen
They can't be fighting one another
The newborns were coming
Planning to kill me
So the pack and the Cullens
Had to work together wholly
It was almost done now
Down to Edward and the leader
It all happened so fast
I don't know how he killed her
The Volturi came
And to let me be, I was shocked
Edward wouldn't let them hurt me
In his arms I was locked
Now the next horror
Something that I was dreading
I couldn't back out now
I had to plan for the wedding
When things calmed down
We went to Edward's special place
I wanted him and he wanted me
I could see it on his face
It was finally going to happen
But I stopped what he was doing
I said that I would wait
And I permanently put on the ring
When she first looked into her daughters dark chocolate eyes she felt love and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt love for this little one.
A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.