Fangs or fur
When I see my werewolf stare into my eyes,
I watch its fur bristle.
When I read the eyes of my vampire,
I see its fangs glisten,
I hear the thud of footprints in the forest,
I hear the silent footsteps speed past.
As i watch the moons silent state,
A howl rips through the silence.
When I watch the tranformation,
The wind swirls around our feet.
The explosion is silent,
Then all i see is that russet brown werewolf i love.
When I watch you stalk your prey,
With silence so sweet.
Your elegent lundge catches,
And I see the bloodlust of my vampire.
With that russet brown fur,
And dark brown eyes.
All four paws that stand there ground ,
Will always protect me.
With the golden touch in his eyes,
And that messy bronze hair.
That pale skin that glows in the darkness,
Will protect me as much ad my werewolf.
My Jacob, my Edward will always protect me,
But who will I choose as my own love?
Do I choose my werewolf?
Or do I choose my vampire?
All I wish is to know,
To know how to choose.
To choose the one I love,
To choose the one I care for.
When I see my werewolf stare into my eyes,
I watch its fur bristle.
When I read the eyes of my vampire,
I see its fangs glisten,
I hear the thud of footprints in the forest,
I hear the silent footsteps speed past.
As i watch the moons silent state,
A howl rips through the silence.
When I watch the tranformation,
The wind swirls around our feet.
The explosion is silent,
Then all i see is that russet brown werewolf i love.
When I watch you stalk your prey,
With silence so sweet.
Your elegent lundge catches,
And I see the bloodlust of my vampire.
With that russet brown fur,
And dark brown eyes.
All four paws that stand there ground ,
Will always protect me.
With the golden touch in his eyes,
And that messy bronze hair.
That pale skin that glows in the darkness,
Will protect me as much ad my werewolf.
My Jacob, my Edward will always protect me,
But who will I choose as my own love?
Do I choose my werewolf?
Or do I choose my vampire?
All I wish is to know,
To know how to choose.
To choose the one I love,
To choose the one I care for.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".