Kristen Stewart is itching to get her baby bump on—as her Twilight heroine Bella, of course!
During today's New Moon panel discussion at Comic-Con, K.Stew was asked which aspect of the upcoming films she was most looking forward to. "Uh, I can't wait to get pregnant," she said, giggling.
In on the joke, costar Robert Pattinson added, "I can't wait to perform the Caesarean!" The screeching 6,000-person crowd, of course, caught the reference to the gruesome birth that takes place in Breaking Dawn—which is still three movies away!
But the panel wasn't all about vampire spawn. Costar/werewolf Taylor Lautner, director Chris Weitz and Ashley Greene joined the fun, too, as lots of New Moon footage hit the screen. And R.Pattz admitted to being a "pussy."
Here are the juiciest bits:
• The first clip they showed was of Bella riding werewolf Jacob's motorcycle. When Bella straddles the bike and revs the engine she see flashes of Edward Cullen (who doesn't picture R.Pattz when excited?!). Bella loses control of the bike, falls, and bangs her head. {Delicious) blood pours down her face, Lautner takes the opportunity to remove his shirt and sop it up. Lots. Of. Sopping.
• When asked if he would consider doing comedic roles, Rob responded that he's open to the idea. "Why not? One of my legs is shorter than the other so I can look like an idiot but I'm not sure if I can be witty."
• Did you know that Rob loves to play music? When a fan asked he would ever do an open mic night, Rob said that he doubted whether he would, because he's "too much of a pussy." Hey-o! The mouth on that kid!
• Weitz told the crowd that the production crew watches fan reaction videos to the New Moon trailer in order to keep them cheery! The cast and crew have discussed making a reaction video to fan reaction videos.
• Onto the next clip! Bella is in Italy! In slow motion she runs through a thick crowd of red-cloaked men. In a doorway is Edward. He begins to unbutton his shirt, SLOWLY exposing eight of his tightly packed and pales muscles. As his foot moves steadily towards the sunlight, Bella screams: "Nooooo!" THEN CUT TO BLACK!
During today's New Moon panel discussion at Comic-Con, K.Stew was asked which aspect of the upcoming films she was most looking forward to. "Uh, I can't wait to get pregnant," she said, giggling.
In on the joke, costar Robert Pattinson added, "I can't wait to perform the Caesarean!" The screeching 6,000-person crowd, of course, caught the reference to the gruesome birth that takes place in Breaking Dawn—which is still three movies away!
But the panel wasn't all about vampire spawn. Costar/werewolf Taylor Lautner, director Chris Weitz and Ashley Greene joined the fun, too, as lots of New Moon footage hit the screen. And R.Pattz admitted to being a "pussy."
Here are the juiciest bits:
• The first clip they showed was of Bella riding werewolf Jacob's motorcycle. When Bella straddles the bike and revs the engine she see flashes of Edward Cullen (who doesn't picture R.Pattz when excited?!). Bella loses control of the bike, falls, and bangs her head. {Delicious) blood pours down her face, Lautner takes the opportunity to remove his shirt and sop it up. Lots. Of. Sopping.
• When asked if he would consider doing comedic roles, Rob responded that he's open to the idea. "Why not? One of my legs is shorter than the other so I can look like an idiot but I'm not sure if I can be witty."
• Did you know that Rob loves to play music? When a fan asked he would ever do an open mic night, Rob said that he doubted whether he would, because he's "too much of a pussy." Hey-o! The mouth on that kid!
• Weitz told the crowd that the production crew watches fan reaction videos to the New Moon trailer in order to keep them cheery! The cast and crew have discussed making a reaction video to fan reaction videos.
• Onto the next clip! Bella is in Italy! In slow motion she runs through a thick crowd of red-cloaked men. In a doorway is Edward. He begins to unbutton his shirt, SLOWLY exposing eight of his tightly packed and pales muscles. As his foot moves steadily towards the sunlight, Bella screams: "Nooooo!" THEN CUT TO BLACK!
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Kind of how i picture Heavenly
