Sorry! I forgot to post the last confessions. I was busy writting my story! I don't own these, these are just for people's enjoyments. ^_^

Breaking Dawn Confessions

#1
No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.

#2
I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.

#3
Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.

#4
I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.

#5
Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.

#6
Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.

#7
I tried to change my date of Birth to August 13th.

#8
Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter.

#9
I'm going to South America to find Isle Esme.

#10
I can't accept Jasper as "Jazz"

#11
I told Harry Potter that Severus Albus had been dethroned my Renesmee Carlie Cullen.

#12
I went to the park and stared in every guys face trying to imprint on them

#13
I was the hiker that Bella smelled when she was hunting. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

# 14
Bella told me that Renesmee hadn't been potty trained until she was 5.

#15
I discovered the rubble of Rosalie's and Emmett's first house.

#16
Mike Newton donated blood to Red Cross. Little that he know, Bella drank it while she was pregnant.

#17
I've heard of all Jacob's blonde jokes.

#18
When Bella found out about Jacob's imprinting. I was screaming the same words as Bella at my book.

That's all the confessions I could find. Thx for reading them. Read my story The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits.