I don't own twilight or Rhinestone cowboy.
Alice pov.
"Emmett!" I screamed "wanna be a cowboy for the Halloween party this year?"
"No!" he replied.
"Why not?"
"Because last year you dressed me up like Ennis Del Mar! People called me Brokeback Moron for a WEEK!"
" I've been meaning to ask you, what did you do with that costume, anyway."
He looked embarrassed. "I....kinda.... Well.... Ummm... You
know..... Still have it....Rose kinda.....well..."
"Why would you still....... Gasp....no....freakin......way!"
"Can we PLEASE not talk about it? And no, you may not
dress me up as a cowboy, I will pick out my costume this year!"
"Can I at least pick out the hat?"
"Well, I guess so....."
5 hours later......
"Is it time yet?" asked Edward.
"Almost." I said " aaaaaaaand...NOW! "
I pushed the button and watched it in my vision.
Emmett's hat had started playing
Artist: Campbell Glen
Song: Rhinestone Cowboy
Album: Very Best of Glen Campbell
Glen Campbell Sheet Music
Glen Campbell CDs
Send “Rhinestone Cowboy” Ringtone to Cell Phone
I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
FADE
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' card and letters from people I don't even know
Yep... Tonight had been fun.
Alice pov.
"Emmett!" I screamed "wanna be a cowboy for the Halloween party this year?"
"No!" he replied.
"Why not?"
"Because last year you dressed me up like Ennis Del Mar! People called me Brokeback Moron for a WEEK!"
" I've been meaning to ask you, what did you do with that costume, anyway."
He looked embarrassed. "I....kinda.... Well.... Ummm... You
know..... Still have it....Rose kinda.....well..."
"Why would you still....... Gasp....no....freakin......way!"
"Can we PLEASE not talk about it? And no, you may not
dress me up as a cowboy, I will pick out my costume this year!"
"Can I at least pick out the hat?"
"Well, I guess so....."
5 hours later......
"Is it time yet?" asked Edward.
"Almost." I said " aaaaaaaand...NOW! "
I pushed the button and watched it in my vision.
Emmett's hat had started playing
Artist: Campbell Glen
Song: Rhinestone Cowboy
Album: Very Best of Glen Campbell
Glen Campbell Sheet Music
Glen Campbell CDs
Send “Rhinestone Cowboy” Ringtone to Cell Phone
I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway
Where hustle's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the train that's takin' the long way
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
Rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' cards and letters from people I don't even know
And offers comin' over the phone
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo
FADE
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Gettin' card and letters from people I don't even know
Yep... Tonight had been fun.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.