HELP! ASAP! I NEED QUOTES FROM ANY BOOK THAT ARE HILARIOUS OR MEANINGFUL!

here is a meaningful one from jake to bella


until your heart stops beating Bella, I'll be there fighting

I knew at any moment it could be too much, and my life could end — so quickly that I might not even notice. And I couldn’t make myself be afraid. I couldn’t think of anything, except that he was touching me.
-Bella Swan, Twilight

“Today is the first and last day of forever.” -Edward to Bella
-Bella Swan, Edward Cullen

Why do you want me here? Seth could keep you warm, and he’s probably easier to be around, happy little punk. But when I walk in the door, you smile like I’m your favorite person in the world. (Jacob BD)

Bella, things are different with us now, but you’ll always be my best friend, and I’ll always love you. But I’ll love you the right way now. There’s finally a balance. We both have people we can’t live without. (Jacob BD)

But most significant in this tidal wave of happiness was the surest fact of all: I was with Edward. Forever. (Bella BD)

You’re the only one we could ever trust her with. If you didn’t love her so much, I could never bear this. I know you can protect her, Jacob.
-BELLA TO JACOB BD

just a few...there is tons i love

Jacob- Does my being Half Naked bother you?

Hope it Helps

Embry Call- Well, the wolf's out of the bag now.

Bella-It never made sense for you to love me, I always knew that.

Edward to Bella:
Look after my heart, I left it with you.
x

“Go fetch a space heater… I'm not a St. Bernard!” - Jacob Black, Eclipse. :)

New Moon the movie
Jacob-"What a marshmellow"

"Goodbye Jacob...my brother...my son" Edward - Breaking Dawn.

well im a HUGE HUGE fan of all of them, but my defiant fave is eclipse, and it suprises me how funny the books r wen they r so sad at the same time. in breaking dawn a bit of scripture made me cry like a baby! 'i will write a letter for renesmee to read, when her mummy couldnt tell her she loved her anymore'
:( hope this helps...(sob) :D

From Eclipse:

Emmett: "Fall down again, Bella?"
Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf."

heres a few,
bella-breakin dawn- u bit a pillow? why?
jacob-dunno which-whos afraid of the big bad wolf?
jacob-eclipse- ud gat warmer faster if u took ur clothes off
edward-eclipse-if you try to kiss her again i will break your jaw for her, understand?
jacob-eclipse- bella u broke ur hand, now stop dancing around and let me look at it.

lol
if u need anymore then tell me

This website has quotes from every book,and from every character link
But this has always been one of my favorite

I love you, too, Momma. We’ll always be together.
Renesmee Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 35, p.675