(Duncan wakes up grunting and moaning with lots of drool all over his mouth)

Duncan: Wha....?? What happened? Where am I? (looks at all the mess that's around the room then chuckles) Oh yeah, the sex. I must've passed out in Courtney's kitchen... on the ceiling. (falls off the ceiling and into a chair) See, Princess, I told you we shouldn't stay up past 8:30. Things get real crazy after 8:30 from Izzy and Owen. (clock shows 8:35 and Izzy is hosting her tea party.

Izzy: Would you like another spot of tea, Ms. Nibsy? Oh, you would? (pours some average tea)

Owen: Whoo... chamomile, chamomile, chamomile!

Duncan: Oh, she really knows how to pound 'em down, huh, Courtney? (he can hear Courtney humming in her sleep) Courtney... Courtney? Court... (gasps as we see Courtney sleeping) That's a good lookin' butt. Wow. (chuckles and tries to run away with it but gets lunged back her) Oh... (spanks Courtney's butt) It worked! (chuckles and runs off to his room with the love necklace. Sits at the table with the donut on a plate) A beautiful specimen of boy-hood. Ha! A boy this nice deserves to be served on fine china. (opens up his cubbard and all his plates, except for one, fall and break on the floor) The good plate. (takes the plate and goes to the table with it) Don't worry, donut. No longer will you suffer the indignity of sub-par dining wear. I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before. (is about to eat it but stops) Except maybe that donut Courtney showed me last night. (flashback to last night)

Courtney: A necklace this nice could really make a girl happy. (passes out on the table behind him. Back to the present time. Duncan gasps)
Duncan: This is my delicious... (puts the donut in his mouth) Wai... I 'ant 'reaking 'p 'ith 'er. (spits it out) It's Courtney's. (Then the donut consciousness's appear on Duncan's shoulders)

Red Duncan: Go on and break up with her. What are you waiting for?

White Duncan: Don't do it, it's your relationship.

Red Duncan: Don't listen to him, he's covered in sprinkles.

Duncan: I love Courtney!

Red Duncan: Hook a chain to love necklace, (does so) pop it in your mouth, and then when your princess wants it back just yank it out.

White Duncan: I hate to admit it, but that's a great idea.

Duncan:(Duncan eats the love necklace and chuckles. His stomach rumbles) And now... (takes out the chain but the love necklace is not on it) The love necklace, I ate it! (coughs it up and spits it out) I've gotta sneak this back into Courtney's before she... (phone rings. Duncan answers) Hello?

Courtney: (on phone) Hey, Duncie.

Duncan: Eeeeeeee!

Courtney: Hey, Orge. It's Princess. That was some party last night, huh, buddy?

Duncan: Eeeeeeeee!

Courtney: That's exactly how I feel about it. Your cute voice! Luckily, I videotaped the whole party so we can relive it over and over and over again.

Duncan: Courtney, don't watch that tape!

Courtney: I'm waiting to watch it with you, Duncan. I'll be right over. (hangs up phone) Sheesh, he's so excited. I better not keep him waiting.

Duncan: Oh, no... that video will show me stealing her love necklace. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, eee, eee! I gotta hide this thing. (tries hiding it under a picture of him and Courtney but it slips out. Courtney leaves her house and heads towards Duncan's. Duncan tries to hide the donut in the lamp but the light on the ceiling shows the neclace's reflection. Duncan takes it out then runs around it before putting it under the rug) Whew. (falls backwards) Oh. (imagines Courtney walking in and stepping on the necklace)

Courtney: Duncan, I- (squish) My love necklace! You monster. You monster! (Duncan takes the donut and puts it in the toaster but then imagines Courtney again) Nothing goes with a video like toast. Let's pop some toast in the toaster and watch this bad boy. (Duncan squeaks and takes it out of the toaster)

Duncan: Ow, hot, hot, hot, ow! (throws it in the toilet then imagines Courtney again)

Courtney: Get out of the way, Duncan! I gotta go! (takes it out of the toilet)

Duncan: Aww, man! I know, the attic. (runs up imaginary steps) Wait, I don't have an attic. (falls into his room) Oh... oh, I know, the attic! (goes up the imaginary steps again and falls)

Courtney: Hey, Duncan.

Duncan: Ah! H-hey, babe.

Courtney: Are you ready to...

Duncan: I don't have anything behind my back, so don't look there. (the love necklace is in the back of his shirt)

Courtney: Ok. Ready to see this? (takes out the tape) The official testament of how heartily we party... hardy? (puts the tape in the VCR and about to push play but Duncan stops her)

Duncan: No...! I took it, Courtney. I took your present. I'm sorry.

Courtney: But Duncan, you really need to see this video. (cut to video) I wanna give you this, because you're my boyfriend and a necklace this nice could really make a girl happy. (falls over)

Duncan: You mean... (takes out the love necklace) this is mine?

Courtney: Of course, it was yesterday.

Duncan: Where?

Courtney: My house, you orge.

Duncan: Oh, thanks, buddy. (tears the donut in half) Wanna make out?

Courtney: Sure, Duncie. (both make out)

Duncan: Pretty good, huh?