Star: What do you know?

Sami: Ummm.... Nazi death camps installed brothels to increase prisoner productivity and provide “therapy” for homosexuals. Umm... The cat in The Godfather was just a stray that lived on set.

Star: Cool.

Sami: Extreme ironing is a sport. Vancouver is the most densely populated area in North America. Bulls do not charge at the color red. They are colorblind, so if I went into a bull arena thingy and went like this... *does a silly little dance* ...they would still charge!

Star: Wow.

Sami: *nods* 2 of the Beatles were banned in Germany. For burning condoms. Scientists have come up with a blue strawberry by splicing normal strawberries with fish genes. An entire bible was written in "LOL speak." A bird called a Kea is extremely smart and can tear apart CARS. You can be cremated and put into coral that can live for 500 years. Scientists found out how to make zombie dogs. People found a fruit that can change your tastebuds. Original bubble gum is pink because the creator only had pink food coloring.

Star: You do know a lot.

Sami: I guess. If only I was up to my "full potential."

Star: Yeah.

Sami: Yep.

Star: I just realized you're smarter than me.

Sami: *shakes her head*

Star: Yeah, you are. I didn't know any of that.

Sami: They're just little facts... Anyone else who has a Spartz account knows it.

(My footie pajamas are too big.)

(I miss wearing footie pajamas. How big are they?)
Star: Oh.

(I have no clue. They're from my friend, who's going to be a junior.)
Sami: Yep.

(Ah. Why do you have it?)
Star: I don't have a Spartz account.

(*shrugs*)
Sami: Oh.

(Oh.)
Star: Yeah.

(Yep.)
Sami: So...

Star: What now?

Sami: Wanna go back to the treehouse? Race ya! *runs to the treehouse*

Star:*runs to treehouse*

Sami: *climbs up*

Star:*climbs up*

Sami: Wanna have a party to celebrate our living on our own.

Star: Yes!

Sami: Whoo! *calls everyone*

Star: I'll get some party stuff.*goes to the kitchen*

Sami: *blows up a balloon*

Star:*grabs some sodas and some chips*

Sami: *locks the door to her secret room* Lalala. *skips to her room and grabs her stereo* Got the music!

Star: I got the snacks and such!

Sami: The Cro-Magnon- I mean, jocks should be here in a minute.

Star: Okey dokey lokey!

Sami: *laughs and turn on the stereo*

Jocks and cheerleaders:*climb up*

Sami: *humming*

Jessica: So..this is it?

Sami: Yep.

Jessica: Ugh.

Erik: Be nice. Hey, Sami.

Sami: Hi, hi, hello!

Star:*puts snacks on the table*

Sami: Yay! *eats some carob chips*

Erik:*grabs some carob chips and eats some*

Sami: I love these.

Erik: I do too.

Sami: *smiles*

Erik:*smiles*

Sami: *turns up the music*