{A blue screen appears reading "TD Fanpop Telethon"}
Chris: Hello, Total Drama fans! Today is the day of the Total Drama Fanpop Telethon! Today, some of the most famous users and OCs of Fanpop will appear to give out their homemade Total Drama merchandise! First up is JG, the Oc and alter-ego of TDIlover226!
JG: I've come here with a product none of you tards will be able to resist. *holds up a Duncan voodoo doll* I am selling for 25 dollars, this Duncan voodoo. Make it say what ever you want and more! {Please note that I am not responsible for you or Duncan, no matter who gets hurt or killed.}

Chris: Okay, we've got a Duncan doll. Zoey, the OC of Sumerjoy11, what have you got?

Zoey: A DuncanxGwen alarm clock. It's alarm is the Greek Mix song. Not only has it got a great alarm, it looks fantastic as well. Look closley, and you'll see Duncan and Gwen's first kiss. Personally, I love it.
Chris: So far we've only got Duncan, Duncan, Duncan.

Daisy: I'll be able to help with that. Introducing, Total Drama Manacins! Love Gidgette? We'll put it in your room! Want birds to poop on Justin? We'll take care of that too! Now for 45 dollars, you can get one of the character/couple of your choice!

Chris: An intresting bid from TDIfangirl's first OC, Daisy. Okay, The Cousins Roberts, what have you got?

Vidia: ...Stolen underwear.. u///u

Lian: Choose from Cody, Duncan, Harold and more! Only for 10 dollars!

Chris: Okay, this is getting very weird and creepy..but I love it! Chelsea, AKA Duncan_Courtney, what have you got?

Chelsea: An exclusive poster of the TDI gang as Disney Princesses/Princes. Only 30 dollars.

Chris: Nice, where's Hannah Montana?

Chelsea: T_T

Chris: And now we turn to Lynne, also known as EgoMouse!

Lynne: Exclusive dolls of Angel and Demon Alejandro; I've also squeezed in a little bit of Noah.

Chris: NIIIICE. As for our good friend Natalie?

Natalie: Yuri and Yaoi posters.

Chris: 0_0

*A TV comes on*
Colin: I can't get my peanut butter jar open!

Daisy: You try twisting it?

Colin: ...No.

Chris: And our last bid tonight, give it up for our very own, Esper!

Esper: Tonight for exactly 50 bucks, I am giving out copies of my very own book of Aleheather fanfictions, called The Book Of Aleheather! Over 100 pages of pure Aleheather goodness!

Zoey/Lynne/Chelsea: OOOOH!! :D

Alejandro and Heather: *come in looking angry* YOU!

Esper: ...Oh, shit. *runs off as Alejandro and Heather come after me, but fall onto each other*

A+H: .////.

Esper: EEEEE ALEHEATHER KAWAII DESU NEEE~

Chris: We are gonna do this again, real soon.
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Okay, first of all, I dedicate this to all of my friends. All Ocs and Oc material are owned by the wonderful people who create them. Colin is owned by...Colin. And I tried to mention as much of my friends as possible, but if you're not in it, I'm so sorry.
And if you buy The BOA, PLEASE don't tell Heather or Alejandro I am writing books about them.