*Theme music*
Chris: welcome to total drama vs wild!!!
Chris: last time we saw Kayla leave
Chris: who will leave this time on TD vs wild!!
*camera goes to plane*
*In the passenger hold*
Ya'vanti: *asleep*
Cedric: ugh I gotta take a walk my foot fell asleep *goes to mess hall*
Penny: ugh Im gonna find something to eat *goes to mess hall*
Jake: *stomach rumbles* uh oh *runs to bathroom*
Mason: You ok dude?
Jake: Not really!!!
Mason: what ever
Jessica: *listening to Ipod*
Talia: *wakes up* huh wonder where we are now
Kiara: *to talia* IDK but it looks rainy
Talia: ugh
Kiara: why so bummed
Talia: its cedric
Kiara: what happend
Talia: something is up with him I just know it
Kiara: so what do you want me to do?
Talia: help me keep track of him
Kiara: ok
Jordan: so thirsty *walks to mess hall*
*in the mess hall*
Penny: *to cedric* so was your foot really asleep
Cedric: not really
Penny: Awww you were faking how cute
Cedric: *sits down* what ever
Penny: attitude much
Cedric: yeah ok I'll calm down
Penny: thats better *kisses him on the check* Later *walks back to the passenger hold*
Jordan: *recording it all on his phone* *to self* Ha this revenge plan is going great
Penny: *walks by*
Jordan: *hides behind a suitcase*
*In the passenger hold*
Chris: ok people today I will tell you where you are on the ground so jump now!!
*everybody jumps out of the plane*
*on the ground*
Chris: ok as you can see we are right next to this giant cliff
Jordan: that doesnt help us know where we are
Ya'vanti: yeah
Chris: for todays challenge you will be trying to survive in Ireland!!
Cedric: sweet
*Confessional*
Cedric: Ireland is like one of the coolest places on earth and I should have an advantage
*Camera goes to Mason*
Mason: woo Ireland land of bar fights and shamrocks wooo *Sarcastic*
*Camera goes to Ya'vanti*
Ya'vanti: hmmm Ireland what happens if I find a leperchaun??
*Confessional ends*
*camera goes to the cliffs*
Chris: ok first challenge is you must climb the cliffs that have been soaked in rain
Talia: of course we do
Jessica: ughh thats like 100 feet up
Chris: yep get started
Kiara: we are dead
*Everybody starts climbing*
*camera goes to Cedric*
Cedric: woot this is great
Penny: ugh its way to slippery
Mason: *above cedric* no really its a cliff near the ocean
*Camera goes to talia*
Talia: ohh I hate heights
Jordan: me uhhh to dammit
Jake: oh come on guys stop being babys *Climbs past 3 other people*
Jessica: jake take it easy and dont die
Jake: I'll take it easy when im dead
Mason: that may be sooner than expected
Jake: what ever
*Camera goes to ya'vanti*
Ya'vanti: *to kiara* Hey do you know if leperchauns are real
Kiara: *to ya'vanti* maybe why
Ya'vanti: cuase if we find the pot of gold we can leave this show and be rich
Kiara: sounds like a good idea
*Camera goes to Jake*
Jake: *yells* hey penny watch this
Penny: oh whats he gonna do now
Cedric: he's gonna die
Jake: *jumps to another cliff* I made it *Slips and falls into the ocean* OH S***!!!!!!
*at the top of the cliffs*
Chris: Looks like someone is gone
Mason: *gets to the top* you might need medics to get jake
Chris: he hurt himself again?
Mason: yep
*Ya'vanti, Kiara, Cedric and Penny get to the top of the cliff*
Penny: hey chris I think jake is hurt
Chris: its ok the paramedics got him on the plane right now
Penny: oh
Cedric: woo that cliff climbing was a rush
Penny: oh you and your extreme sports are gonna drive me crazy
Cedric: EXTREME!!!
Ya'vanti: ugh man I hate the rain
Kiara: ugh my hair is soaked
*Jordan and Jessica get to the top of the cliff*
Jordan: ok chris what is our next challenge
Jessica: yeah I dont like this weather
Chris: we still have a few people left
Jordan: Like who?
Talia: *gets to the top* ugh Like me
Chris: ok now that everyone is here you must send 2 people from each team to get fire wood from the forrest, come back here and make a camp fire
Jessica: I'll go
Mason: me to
Chris: ok and from team water?
Jordan: I'll go
Chris: ok and I'll choose talia again
Talia: what is with putting us in the same team
Chris: cause Im bored
*In the woods*
Mason: ok lets look for fire wood
Jessica: ok *looks around*
*Camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Talia: hey jordan come on and help me find some sticks
Jordan: ugh stop bossing me around
Talia: what is your problem
Jordan: my problem is I know something you dont
Talia: what do you mean
Jordan: If we win this challenge I'll tell you but if we lose Im voting for you
Talia: ugh you little.. fine
Jordan: *Finds sticks* ok lets go
*Camera goes to mason*
Mason: ok I found some fire wood lets go
*At the camp*
Chris: ok since everyone is back its time for the final part of your challenge
Talia: what is it
Jessica: yeah
Ya'vanti: is it leperchauns
?
Chris: no
Cedric: what is it
Chris: you each have to eat 2 pounds of roasted sheep
Cedric: ehh doesnt sound like a challenge
Penny: yeah
Ya'vanti: nope
Talia: ugh no way am I eating that Im a vegetarian!!!
Chris: well since jake is not here and Talia is a hippie
Talia: hey!!
Chris: Team water wins!!!
Jordan: not fair!!!
Chris: sorry its my rules
Kiara: chris and his stupid rules
*At the elimination ceremony*
Chris: Ok so today Kiara and Ya'vanti were looking for leperchauns, Talia was a hippie, Jake went swimming and jordan did nothing I think
Chris: Please vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted so here how it went-
Kiara- 2 votes
Ya'vanti- 1 vote
Jordan- 0 votes
Talia- 2 votes
Jake- 0 votes
Chris: so it looks like a tie hmmm this is tough but... lets get some one else to vote
*Mystery member from the other team votes*
Chris: so the loser is Kiara!!!!!
Kiara: what
Chris: looks like you have reached the end of the rainbow later!!!
Kiara: LATER GUYS!! *jumps out of the plane*
*Confessional*
Jordan: With what i got on my cell phone I can get Talia to vote off who ever I want
*confessional door opens*
Jordan: what the.. *Gets thrown out of the room*
*Off camera*
Jordan: *getting the crap beat out of him*
Talia: Ok what do you have thats so important *Punches jordan again*
Jordan: OK..OK...I'll tell you later!!
*Camera goes to chris*
Chris: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
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Chris: welcome to total drama vs wild!!!
Chris: last time we saw Kayla leave
Chris: who will leave this time on TD vs wild!!
*camera goes to plane*
*In the passenger hold*
Ya'vanti: *asleep*
Cedric: ugh I gotta take a walk my foot fell asleep *goes to mess hall*
Penny: ugh Im gonna find something to eat *goes to mess hall*
Jake: *stomach rumbles* uh oh *runs to bathroom*
Mason: You ok dude?
Jake: Not really!!!
Mason: what ever
Jessica: *listening to Ipod*
Talia: *wakes up* huh wonder where we are now
Kiara: *to talia* IDK but it looks rainy
Talia: ugh
Kiara: why so bummed
Talia: its cedric
Kiara: what happend
Talia: something is up with him I just know it
Kiara: so what do you want me to do?
Talia: help me keep track of him
Kiara: ok
Jordan: so thirsty *walks to mess hall*
*in the mess hall*
Penny: *to cedric* so was your foot really asleep
Cedric: not really
Penny: Awww you were faking how cute
Cedric: *sits down* what ever
Penny: attitude much
Cedric: yeah ok I'll calm down
Penny: thats better *kisses him on the check* Later *walks back to the passenger hold*
Jordan: *recording it all on his phone* *to self* Ha this revenge plan is going great
Penny: *walks by*
Jordan: *hides behind a suitcase*
*In the passenger hold*
Chris: ok people today I will tell you where you are on the ground so jump now!!
*everybody jumps out of the plane*
*on the ground*
Chris: ok as you can see we are right next to this giant cliff
Jordan: that doesnt help us know where we are
Ya'vanti: yeah
Chris: for todays challenge you will be trying to survive in Ireland!!
Cedric: sweet
*Confessional*
Cedric: Ireland is like one of the coolest places on earth and I should have an advantage
*Camera goes to Mason*
Mason: woo Ireland land of bar fights and shamrocks wooo *Sarcastic*
*Camera goes to Ya'vanti*
Ya'vanti: hmmm Ireland what happens if I find a leperchaun??
*Confessional ends*
*camera goes to the cliffs*
Chris: ok first challenge is you must climb the cliffs that have been soaked in rain
Talia: of course we do
Jessica: ughh thats like 100 feet up
Chris: yep get started
Kiara: we are dead
*Everybody starts climbing*
*camera goes to Cedric*
Cedric: woot this is great
Penny: ugh its way to slippery
Mason: *above cedric* no really its a cliff near the ocean
*Camera goes to talia*
Talia: ohh I hate heights
Jordan: me uhhh to dammit
Jake: oh come on guys stop being babys *Climbs past 3 other people*
Jessica: jake take it easy and dont die
Jake: I'll take it easy when im dead
Mason: that may be sooner than expected
Jake: what ever
*Camera goes to ya'vanti*
Ya'vanti: *to kiara* Hey do you know if leperchauns are real
Kiara: *to ya'vanti* maybe why
Ya'vanti: cuase if we find the pot of gold we can leave this show and be rich
Kiara: sounds like a good idea
*Camera goes to Jake*
Jake: *yells* hey penny watch this
Penny: oh whats he gonna do now
Cedric: he's gonna die
Jake: *jumps to another cliff* I made it *Slips and falls into the ocean* OH S***!!!!!!
*at the top of the cliffs*
Chris: Looks like someone is gone
Mason: *gets to the top* you might need medics to get jake
Chris: he hurt himself again?
Mason: yep
*Ya'vanti, Kiara, Cedric and Penny get to the top of the cliff*
Penny: hey chris I think jake is hurt
Chris: its ok the paramedics got him on the plane right now
Penny: oh
Cedric: woo that cliff climbing was a rush
Penny: oh you and your extreme sports are gonna drive me crazy
Cedric: EXTREME!!!
Ya'vanti: ugh man I hate the rain
Kiara: ugh my hair is soaked
*Jordan and Jessica get to the top of the cliff*
Jordan: ok chris what is our next challenge
Jessica: yeah I dont like this weather
Chris: we still have a few people left
Jordan: Like who?
Talia: *gets to the top* ugh Like me
Chris: ok now that everyone is here you must send 2 people from each team to get fire wood from the forrest, come back here and make a camp fire
Jessica: I'll go
Mason: me to
Chris: ok and from team water?
Jordan: I'll go
Chris: ok and I'll choose talia again
Talia: what is with putting us in the same team
Chris: cause Im bored
*In the woods*
Mason: ok lets look for fire wood
Jessica: ok *looks around*
*Camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Talia: hey jordan come on and help me find some sticks
Jordan: ugh stop bossing me around
Talia: what is your problem
Jordan: my problem is I know something you dont
Talia: what do you mean
Jordan: If we win this challenge I'll tell you but if we lose Im voting for you
Talia: ugh you little.. fine
Jordan: *Finds sticks* ok lets go
*Camera goes to mason*
Mason: ok I found some fire wood lets go
*At the camp*
Chris: ok since everyone is back its time for the final part of your challenge
Talia: what is it
Jessica: yeah
Ya'vanti: is it leperchauns
?
Chris: no
Cedric: what is it
Chris: you each have to eat 2 pounds of roasted sheep
Cedric: ehh doesnt sound like a challenge
Penny: yeah
Ya'vanti: nope
Talia: ugh no way am I eating that Im a vegetarian!!!
Chris: well since jake is not here and Talia is a hippie
Talia: hey!!
Chris: Team water wins!!!
Jordan: not fair!!!
Chris: sorry its my rules
Kiara: chris and his stupid rules
*At the elimination ceremony*
Chris: Ok so today Kiara and Ya'vanti were looking for leperchauns, Talia was a hippie, Jake went swimming and jordan did nothing I think
Chris: Please vote now
*5 minutes later*
Chris: ok the votes have been counted so here how it went-
Kiara- 2 votes
Ya'vanti- 1 vote
Jordan- 0 votes
Talia- 2 votes
Jake- 0 votes
Chris: so it looks like a tie hmmm this is tough but... lets get some one else to vote
*Mystery member from the other team votes*
Chris: so the loser is Kiara!!!!!
Kiara: what
Chris: looks like you have reached the end of the rainbow later!!!
Kiara: LATER GUYS!! *jumps out of the plane*
*Confessional*
Jordan: With what i got on my cell phone I can get Talia to vote off who ever I want
*confessional door opens*
Jordan: what the.. *Gets thrown out of the room*
*Off camera*
Jordan: *getting the crap beat out of him*
Talia: Ok what do you have thats so important *Punches jordan again*
Jordan: OK..OK...I'll tell you later!!
*Camera goes to chris*
Chris: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
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chris:last time on total drama dynamite...we had a water gun war,and kari got shot,she was elimnated.there is 4 contestants left:selena,kate,megan,and nicole.who will avoid elimnation today?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out next time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out next time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite..geoff blew up the kitchen,then got elimnated,but got one last kiss from aydan,on the cooking challange...who will get voted off today?only 8 contestants left:kari,trent,duncan,kate,aydan,selena,nicole, and megan.find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off next time?!find out next time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off next time?!find out next time on total drama dynamite!
Vannessa,Diamond,Crystaale, and sasuke walked down the streets. Not going anywhere. Just walking. Why? No reason. And what else were they doing? Talking. Of course. The conversation shifted from Vannessa's new pierced tounge,Diamond's new earings,Crystaale's toyota, to Sasuke's greatest fear. They walked into the movie theater, bought tickets, and sat down to watch "The propasal". They laughed their heads off, Cried, and overall had an awesome day.The pranced home, for a wicked slumber pary. Vannessa in her Black PJ's , Diamond in her pink ones , Crystaale in her Blue ones, And Sasuke in her yellow ones.They had A BLAST!
THE RANDOM END
THE RANDOM END
----------------------------------------------------"i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that day "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
*Im shopping with courtney,bridgette,izzy and lindsay*
Lindsay:Ooooo!I love this shirt! Aren't they adorable?
Courtney:Lindsay,you're only holding one shirt.
Bridgette:I think this is cute.
*
*Bridgette holds up a baby blue hoodie*
Me:That would look really good on you.
Lindsay:Ooo!and you should tie up you're hair with it!
Courtney:Uh,oh.Here comes Gwen...*snickers*..and she's with her parents,her little brother and cody is following her.
Gwen:I don't want to be in here.
gwen's mom:Joe,put that down!
*Gwen's little brother is holding up panties*
JoeEwwwww!Gwen isn't this the one you have?
*We all laugh*
Gwen:What?You're here?
Courtney:*Snickers*Come on girls,our pedis are scheduled right now.
*At Pedi-Yeti(the nail salon)*
Lindsay:I just love the pedi-yetimascot! it's cute,furry...kinda like my new top!
Bridgette:I agree,this place is awesome.
Lindsay:Ooooo!I love this shirt! Aren't they adorable?
Courtney:Lindsay,you're only holding one shirt.
Bridgette:I think this is cute.
*
*Bridgette holds up a baby blue hoodie*
Me:That would look really good on you.
Lindsay:Ooo!and you should tie up you're hair with it!
Courtney:Uh,oh.Here comes Gwen...*snickers*..and she's with her parents,her little brother and cody is following her.
Gwen:I don't want to be in here.
gwen's mom:Joe,put that down!
*Gwen's little brother is holding up panties*
JoeEwwwww!Gwen isn't this the one you have?
*We all laugh*
Gwen:What?You're here?
Courtney:*Snickers*Come on girls,our pedis are scheduled right now.
*At Pedi-Yeti(the nail salon)*
Lindsay:I just love the pedi-yetimascot! it's cute,furry...kinda like my new top!
Bridgette:I agree,this place is awesome.
Hey my name is Harold. Hey my name is Napoleon.
Hows a goin, sick hair, yeah im good and yeah it
pretty much took me a while to do. Harold- Do you
gave any sick gel I can borrow for my hair. Yeah
i can pretty much gurantee u I can get you a sick
bottle. Napoleon- Can you give us one of you yo
yo's for my troop meeting. I guess, if only we
switch glasses. Sure yours a pretty sick too,
so I guess it won't matter.I have allergoes so i
keep sneezing so dont mind, so do I. I went to
camp last year and I learned sick magic tricks, I
could teach if you want. No i alrady went!
Oh wel,, seeyeah!
Hows a goin, sick hair, yeah im good and yeah it
pretty much took me a while to do. Harold- Do you
gave any sick gel I can borrow for my hair. Yeah
i can pretty much gurantee u I can get you a sick
bottle. Napoleon- Can you give us one of you yo
yo's for my troop meeting. I guess, if only we
switch glasses. Sure yours a pretty sick too,
so I guess it won't matter.I have allergoes so i
keep sneezing so dont mind, so do I. I went to
camp last year and I learned sick magic tricks, I
could teach if you want. No i alrady went!
Oh wel,, seeyeah!
1. Diva's tag team
Lindsay and Beth v.s. Eva and Heather
2. Last man standing
Cody v.s. Trent with gwen
3. Triple threat
Izzy v.s. bridgette v.s LaShawna
4. 5 man battle royal
Tyler v.s. DJ v.s. justin v.s. Noah v.s. Eziekiel
5. Special referee Hell in the Cell
Duncan v.s. Harold Ref: Owen
Please give me more ideas for matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay and Beth v.s. Eva and Heather
2. Last man standing
Cody v.s. Trent with gwen
3. Triple threat
Izzy v.s. bridgette v.s LaShawna
4. 5 man battle royal
Tyler v.s. DJ v.s. justin v.s. Noah v.s. Eziekiel
5. Special referee Hell in the Cell
Duncan v.s. Harold Ref: Owen
Please give me more ideas for matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!