chris:last time on total drama dynamite..geoff blew up the kitchen,then got elimnated,but got one last kiss from aydan,on the cooking challange...who will get voted off today?only 8 contestants left:kari,trent,duncan,kate,aydan,selena,nicole, and megan.find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off next time?!find out next time on total drama dynamite!

chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants:kari,trent,nicole,duncan,megan,aydan, geoff,kate,selena,and justin arrived.their first challange:climbing up mt.chrismore!justin was elimnated because he fell off because pretty boy was too focused on his looks.figures...anyways,who will get voted off today find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough you are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off next time?!find out next time on total drama dynamite!

Penny had been picked to fight heather in a challenge. She decided she would fight with her bear hands. The fighting began. Heather immediately tried to pull penny's hair. Penny's body was shaking with anticipation to seriously do some damage to the queen bee, maybe even kill her. Heather slapped her round the face. This set her off. She wasn't about to get her ass kicked by this biatch! She pulled out her gun and shot heather. The bang silenced everyone as they looked at Penny-now a killer-in shock

trent:gwen,I'm sorry but this isnt working out...
gwen:IS IT BECAUSE OF KARI?!
trent:no.I just....
his voice trailed off...
gwen:....
gwen bit trent.
kari saw and she tackled gwen.
trent was bleeding,and gwen smelled it and couldnt resist the smell of his blood.
she tried to attack kari,but kari countered it,and threw her.
gwen:IM A VAMPIRE THIS IS WHAT I DO!
kari growled at gwen:BACK OFF!
gwen ran.
a werewolf was a vampire's worst enemy.
trent:kari,I love you..
(in the story she was as pretty as edward is hot)
(he gently removed a strand,of hair from her face and they kissed)
her kiss made trent dizzy,she was like a goddess,her unhuman beauty..
(like I said I am going along with twilightish)

chris;ok,jakie left for an early vaca,so,im not gonna show your days off on TV
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so you saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.


chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.

cc brooke:great,we lost are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin

kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my toast kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!