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Chris: Hey, again. It turns out the other contestants are all babies and decided not to come. So, we're gonna do the challenge today! Right after this, On Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

Chris: Hey, guys!

*Walks over to the campers*

Everyone: Hey.*So enthusiastic!*

Chris: What's wrong, you guys should be happy. You getta be on my NEW reality series!

Gwen: Give it a break, Chris. I've been on 4 SEASONS!! So shut it and maybe, just MAYBE, you might make it alive by the end of the season!!*Really Pissed*

Chris: Geez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! Well, better get happy. Today's our challenge! But first, Teams!

*Confessional*

Gwen: Chris is really pissing me off right now!! Why must he torture me??? GOD!!!

*End*

Everyone:*sighs*

Chris: OK. Team captain for team 1....Ramona! Team 2...Phil!

Ramona: Yay!!!

Phil: K. First, Gwen.

Gwen: Shoulda known...

Ramona: Daria.

Daria: Yes, I'm so relieved!!

Phil:Jared.

Jared: K, cool.

Ramona: Alana!

Alana: Ok.*whispers to Ramona* Pick Kierra, ok.

*Phil over hears Alana*

Phil: Ok, Kierra.

Alana: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Phil: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Ramona: Guys, guys!

P&A: Fine.

Ramona: K, looks like Jordan is the only one left, so Jordan!

Jordan: awesome.

Chris: Now, you guys make up a name for your team!

Team 1:*whispers*TEAM HOTTIES!!

Phil: Who thoughta that one??? (AHAHA)

Ramona: Daria. Why, gotta problem??

Phil: ACTUALLY YES! YA CREEPS! YOU GUYS ARE GODDAMN RETARDS AND-

Chris: PHIL!! No swearing on live television. Got it?

Phil: Dummy.

Team 2: TEAM AWESOME!!!!

Chris: K. Time for the challenge! Yay, I'm so excited!!!

*By Chris's jet*

Chris: Today your challenge is about skydiving. You're gonna have to jump outta a plane with one parachute attached to both of you.

Mayla: Are we, like, more special than the other campers or something..?*points at jet*

Chris: Ooooh. You think you're jumping from that! No, no, it's on that!

*TDWT's old airplane*

Kierra: Not surprised...

Chris: What's that s'posed to mean?

Kierra: Nothing, Chris, just nothing.

*Confessional*

Kierra: OF COURSE THAT SHIT JERK GOES AND DOES THAT! DUH!*Hits head* OF COURSE HE DOES! GOD I
FU#KING HATE HIM!!

Jared: God, Chris really is gonna wish he did not do anything....*mysterious*

*End*

*Up in the air*

Daria: Do we really have to jump outta this plane..??

Jordan: Don't worry, Babe. I'll hold on to you.*tries to reach for her*

*Blank look on her face*

Daria: And how rich and helpful are you..?

Jared: You know what. nevermind, @#!%#.

Daria: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!! *Kicks him in the croutch*

Jared: IWUHSJDN!! *in horrible pain*

Alana: Ok, so when are we gonna pick our partners already??

*Enters Chris*

Chris: Now!

Phil: God, finally.

Chris: Ok, first partners: Daria and Jordan!

*Confessional*

Jordan: SCORE!!!! Except I wish it was Bridgette...but I'm getting so antsy about the challenge!! NEVER BEEN ON A PLANE BEFORE!! What am I s'posed to do?? I can't look scared in front of a GIRL!!

*End*

Daria: God! Well, at least it's not Jared.

Chris: Second pair: Ramona and Alana!

Alana: Well, at least it's a good pair!

Ramona: YEAH! *^_^*

Chris: Third: Phil and Gwen!

Gwen: WHAT?! SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH!!

Chris: Uh-uh! No switchy-switchies!

*Confessional*

Gwen: Really Chris?! Switchy-switchies???? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

*End*

Chris: And last but not least: Kierra and Jared.

Jared: I'll have to deal with it.

Kierra: Whatev.

Chris: It's time!! How this is gonna work: rocks, food, and anything that can blow up will be thrown at you from my jet while you are falling. Your goal is to land on the target and get hit with the least amount of crap. How exciting!*Grins*

Daria: We're ready, Chris.

Jordan: Uhh...Yeah we're ready...!

*get pushed outta the door*

D&J: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan: OPEN UP THE PARACHUTE ALREADY!!!!

Daria: I'M TRYING! IT WONT BUDGE!!

*rock hits Daria in the head*

Daria: OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan: GOD! ARE YOU OK?!

Daria: I guess!

*Jordan finally gets the parachute to open*

D&J: OHMYGOD!!

Daria: Don't worry! I know how to stear! I got it!

*They land safely on the target*

D&J: YES!!!!!!!!

*High-five*

Chris: Now, your's!

*Pushes them out*

R&A: AHHHHH!!!!! GOD GOD GOD!!

Alana: I got this ok!!

*pulls parachute out too early*

Ramona: NO!!! NOT-yet.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Fall to the ground covered with crap and in pain*

Ramona: WHY???? OUUUWCH!!!!!!!!!!

Alana: IT's your FAULT! Not MIne...

*Passes out from pain*

*plane*

Chris: Look! Chef was right yet again! Those contracts you guys signed really come in handy! NEXT!

*pushes out*

P&G: AHHHH!!!

Gwen: MOVE OUTTA THE WAY SO I CAN STEAR!!!

Phil: WHY DON'T YOU, SWEETHEART!!!

Gwen: YOU'RE JUST LIKE DUNCAN!! GOD!!!! I HATE YOU!!!

Phil: I DON'T REALY CARE RIGHT NOW WHEN I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!

Gwen: SHUT IT AND-

*Gets hit with food on chest*

Gwen: EWWWW!!!!

Phil: NOTHING PERSONAL, SWEETHEART, BUT YOU STINK LIKE DOG SHIT!!

Gwen: DON'T CARE!!!!!!!

*Land safely on target*

Gwen: Finally I can get away from you!!

*looks up*

Phil: Hey, I thought you didn't like me.*On tiop of her*

Gwen: EWW!!! *pushes him off*

Phil: I was just getting started though! (LOLZ)

Gwen: GOD! I HATE THIS FUCKING CAMP!!!

*plane*

Chris: K! Last campers!

*pushes out*

K&J: AHHHHH!!!!

Jared: Ya know what. Not too scary!

Kierra: WE'RE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS YOU MORON!!!!!

Jordan: ACTUALLY, YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Kierra: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!

*dodges food*

Kierra: THAT WAS CL-

*gets a racoon thrown at her*

Kierra: WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'D THEY GETTA RACOON?!?!?!?!

*Land on shore*

Jordan: CRAP!! We didn't land on the target!

*Later back on the plane with Chris*

Chris: Hope you guys got woken up! That was only the first part of your challenge!

Everyone: HUH?!?!?!

Chris: just kidding!

*Confessional*

Jordan: You know what, I'm starting to like Kierra....But starting to hate Chris!

Phil: Dude, I landed on top of her! Best move there is! And she yells at me to get off!! Ha, she thinks she's so cool and stuff god! That bitch!

Gwen: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT ASSHOLE?? He is pissing me off right now!!

*end*

Chris: K. Pair 1: You got hit by one object but landed on the target! +5 for target, -1 for object! So Pair 1: 4. Pair 2: +0, -0. 0. Pair 3: +5, -1. 4. Pair 4: +0, -1. -0. So looks like Pair 1 and 3 won! Both on different teams, so tonight, no team is safe!!

Everyone: AUUUGH! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?!?!?!

*starts raining*

UGHHH!!!

Chris: K, well see ya in a bit after the cast votes. what else can go wrong on the next epoisode of Total Drama Bermuda TRIANGLE!!!!!!!
(sorry, Mayla had to sit this challenge out because she had a funeral to go to but will be back in the next episode)
To Be Continued....Scroll down....


If you participate in TDBT then here is everyone there is to vote out:

Ramona
Gwen
Phil
Jared
Jordan
Daria
Alana
Kierra
Mayla

All u have to do is send me a message of who u vote out!
posted by dollyllama247
I awoke with a cold sweat. I read my bed side clock. "4:00" it read. "Time to get ready for the game show," i thought to myself. I put my ears in a soft hat and my tail in my dress.it was every uncomfy but it had to work. I walked over to get my breakfast. i ate then headed off on my adventure. on the buss ride i sat next to 2 people i didn't know. "Hi! I'm Miranda! I like tings to blow up!" said the person on my left.
"Uhh... cool!"
"I'm Summer! nice to meet you! whats your name?"
'I'm Nikole."
"So what animal are you?" said summer.
"Uhh.... I don't know what youre talking about."
"Yes you do!" said Miranda. "We all are part animal."
"We are?" I asked.
"Yup! like im part owl." said miranda.
"Horse!" Summer giggled
"Oh.. well i'm part wolf." I blushed.
"Cool. welcome to the team" summer said
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
AUTHOR'S NOTE:this is not recomended for dxc fans. If you read this and are mad at me, I am not allowing ppl yelling on the comments. You can rate it a 1 or 2 instead. Thank you for your cooperation

Chris: And the winner is... DUNCAN!
Duncan: Ow emm gee! YES!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Courtney: DUNCAN! COME SPLIT YOUR MONEY WITH ME!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: Hell no! I'm splitting the money with this hottie!
Gwen: Oh, Duncan...
Duncan: Not you!*Runs to Trent and they start making out*
Courtney: What? How can this be? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin: It's okay, Courts. Come with...
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One year later…


Courtney leaps across the alley, rolling on her shoulder and kneeling behind a dumpster. The sound of bullets rattle though the air, and they clink-clank on the metal dumpster. She peeks around the corner, small pistol at the ready. Her diamond engagement ring glitters in the sun. She shoots at a Racketeer, who was also peeking around the corner of a trashcan. He crumples into a pile and blood spills in a ruby puddle around his body.

She smirks to herself and sprints from behind the dumpster. As Courtney dashes through the alley, a sleek convertible Rolls Royce racecar pulls...
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Apartments and Thoughts


Duncan laid on the top of DJ's bunk bed. He seemed to be sleeping over at all of his best friend's house, but they didn't seem to mind. And if they don't mind, he doesn't mind that they don't mind, because it's a good thing they don't mind.

Duncan sat up on the bed, hitting his head in the process. Duncan was too tall to be on the top. He jumped off and sat down on the carpet floor of DJ's room.

Do I actually like Princess? Duncan thought.

He shook his head, groaning. He only thought of Courtney as his semi-friend with hot lips, but he never thought he would actually grow...
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“Get out here, walk into the alley behind the bank, and Duncan will meet you back there,” Damien explains. Courtney pops the car door open and slams it shut behind her. Damien drives off, leaving her alone in front of a run-down bank. The glass windows were streaky and the shingles were practically falling off. Courtney walks into a trashy alley and navigates her way through tipped-over trash cans and murky rain puddles.

She was so consumed in watching where she places her feet that she didn’t notice as two arms popped out from behind the bank and wrapped around her torso. Courtney started...
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posted by bubble_babe
Santa
Santa
Heres what a 10 min nap will do to me
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Ok i'm not talk werid like DuncanxBeth weird, i'm talking GwenxCandy canes WERID!!!
ok So frist of it was chrimas time :D and for some unknow resion i'm on my roof in short shorts and a small t-shirt(and our house....IS FUCKING BIG AS HELL!) and i'm waiting for santa....insted....Duncan comes......as SANTA!!
Well you no Trenty, gweny, and Courtney'ie, you no brigetteie, geoffie, and izzy'ie, but can you re-call...the must fucked up camper(They were deer) of them all.....JUSTIN THE UGLY RAINDEER!

so i'm right their.....seeing...
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posted by Duncan-superfan
*Sakura Kiss*

AT THE HOTEL THE BOYS ARE STAYING AT:
Duncan:*carving a skull on the wall*
Harold:Duncan!
Duncan:*still carving away* What..
Harold:You don't own that wall!
Duncan:*still carving* so...
Harold:Forget it! Your hopeless!
Duncan:*still carving* Sure..
Harold:ugh..
Trent:*strumming his guitar* Hey guys what do u wanna do??
Owen:Eat!!
Duncan:*still carving* (but now he is carving Sofie in the table)
Harold:Kar-a-TAY! HI-YA! *kicks lamp over*
Ezekial:Go shoping!
Guys:O.O
Ezekial:What! eh.
Justin:Um..Hello? *holds up hands* Still drying!
Geoff: P-A-R-T-Y! PARTAY!!!
Trent:That could work..
Noah:Im not really...
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It was the first day of high school and courtney was sitting in her desk by her best friends bridgette and leshawna and her boyfriend duncan who is sitting behide her. see courtney is still a CIT and she has longer hair about to her back and she was wearing a tank top with a picture of a red rose and the letter on it said bad girl and short pants. but the only thing she want to be is a leader of the cheerleader and she was all ready a CIT. hey courtney. said bridgette hey bridgette. said courtney so are you ready to meet our new teacher courtney. said bridgette yeah total. said courtney well down get your hopes up i heard that she a nice teacher. said bridgette then teacher came in. hello kids. my name is Toot portia but you can call me Mrs.portia. so let start on learn about math. said Mrs.portia it was four hours... ok class time for lauch. chr.2 lauch time
    Its was crazy, we never kissed this long, but i could't break away, we kissed even longer, then after a long time we stop but gave fast small kisses. i was brething very fast, and so was she, it was crazy. i moved so that, i wasn't on top of her any more. she moved over and put her hand on my chest, i put mine on her middle back, i looked over '4:22 AM' it had been a very long kiss. After a while i finley fell asleep.
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Chapter 3: Telling the world and Dad
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