"Hey. It's Chris Mclain here. Again. With my new reality series: Total Drama Bermuda Triangle! For 9 weeks it'll be total drama for our new cast members! How exciting! And now we're on this killer island to make it even more-" "HI CHRIS!!!"-Unknown... "Who..?"-Chris. "Your first new cast member!! Mayla Moreen!"-Mayla. "Ohhhhh...yeah. Of course!! You're gonna have so much fun here!"-Chris. "REALLY?? YAY!!"-Mayla. "Yo, Chris. It's Phil."-Phil. "oh look, duncan's twin..."-Chris. "Oh look, there's everyone else!"-Mayla. "Hey, hi, what's up!!"-Everyone else. Phil and Mayla leave their boats to meet their new cast. "Almost everyone's here!(Only part of the cast is met) Except..."-Chris. "Hey, everyone! I'm back!"-Unknown... "Gwen is back! She was a fan favorite so we had to bring her back or we'd be filing A LOT of lawsuits..."-Chris. Phil was then brought into a trance by Gwen, the love of his life... "Hello? Can I help you?"-Gwen. "Umm..Uhh, I just wanted to say...H-HI!!! I'm a b-big fan of y-yours!"-Phil "Oh, well thanks! Ya know, you're kinda..cute."-Gwen. 'Gwen thinks I'm....cute!'-Phil talks to himself in his mind. "Well, looks like we met some cast members. I sure wish the other part of the cast was here! But that's to wait 'til next time on TOTAL DRAMA BERMUDA TRIANGLE!!!"-Chris.