Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality show bitches!!
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my show *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it said in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your next challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: hey you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutes ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 hour later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks more bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get frozen yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit by bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the next challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp fire tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* hey whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my show *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it said in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your next challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: hey you look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick you off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have you seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutes ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 hour later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at you and you have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks more bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are you still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are you ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get frozen yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: you ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit by bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha you look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the next challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did you call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet you at the camp fire tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are you sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: you may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* hey whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
