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Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a skiing resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my list and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty or nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on Christmas and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be skiing down from the top of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t you know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there you are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont you to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, next is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over by a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are you Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a tree and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did you see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did you see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: Hay what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: Hay the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did you see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who said that you will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy or Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are you Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: Hay Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked you for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought you were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: Hay ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of you wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was love at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: Hay everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 more campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! Hay dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a home schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed by Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are you in my fan club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are you wonting to see what team you are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, you guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. You guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See you in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike kissing and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, you two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m home schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t you work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, you know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! You hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are you here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was sledding down that hill over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t you adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! You hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! You call me a sir! You hare me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do you know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are you with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are you o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank you soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, you do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And you don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one more time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote you of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because you like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: You did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote you off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, you are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about you two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs you four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, you eat when I tell you to eat! You take a break when I tell you to break or Dan tells you to do a challenge! If you disobey any of the rules, you will run ten laps around this whole resort! You hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: You will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do you mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do you see what you did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now you give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He said Butt!
Mr. Hachette: You to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: You two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: Next time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit by ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did you say?
Mike: I said no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: Next time!
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Chris: last time on Total Drama Around the world...... Poland! Where Polls were Born. Here Jordan got smack by a poll by Natalie, Jordan manage to "Cheet" with grilla glue but it wasn't strong anough to defeet Owen's fart! Draven also cheeted with a Grilla Glue. With Team London in last, Chef picked them up by the plane and brought them to first. and Team Mexico lost and votted off Ray sending Noah in teerrs..... what will happend on this mysterius episode of Total Drama Around the World!

*theme Song*

*non-First class*

DJ: *sleeping* *wakes up Jumps up, screams and falls on floor on he's butt*...
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*Confessional.*
Jasper:*Facepalms.* Im an idiot!

Blaine: uhhhh I really didnt get todays challenge

Annie: I knew Jordan had something important to say. *smiles*

Ray: (chin in her hands, blows a hair out of her eyes) I'm just voting for myself this time...Chris is going psycho or something, because this challenge didn't make any sense and didn't relate to Poland whatsoever...

Rochelle: DJ like me?! There is no way maybe he was just thinking of someone else and said I was hot. *blushes a little and covers her mouth* No no no this isn't happening! Well we both love animals, we're both nice, heck...
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Okay, this is another RaynetteXNoah one shot, and I’ve made a decision.
Raynette is now my character. I am not Raynette, the character is Raynette. When ‘Raynie’ is the name you see, it’s talking about me, not my character. People have a hard time understanding that. ^^;
Flames not accepted, because I don’t care if you like Noah too. I have a right to put my stuff up too, so deal with it. xD
Enjoy! :D


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General POV

LeShawna smirked, putting her hands on her hips as she looked into the confessional camera.

"Of course I gotta vote off that skinny, cynical li’l idiot Noah. He blamed all...
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Izzy starts to make a growling sound and starts chasing the bear.The bear along with Izzy runs away somewhere in the forest.
Mona:I guess now we lost the nuthead.
Ezekiel:Hey,Ronny!There's something on the back of the list,eh.
Ronny:If you went to the blueberry bush you got it all wrong...
Ella:Oops...I guess we sent team love to the wrong place
Ronny:This next spot is also connected with katie and Sadie's friendship,but they hugged eachother through that long moment.
Megan:Isn't that...
Everybody looks at her
Megan:The Sasquatchnakwa cave?
Ronny:Yes,you're right!Let's go!
Andy:Gwen?
Gwen:Yes?
Andy:Are...
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Chris: Today we are going to do a easy challenge. You are gonna partner up, we are gonna land on an island and then let the hunting for scavenger treasures begin! oh and we have a new character...Jake Flowers!
Jake: Hey how ya been? Oh, zoey's in this? Well let the fun begin. (Stands by Zoey)
Chris: Yeah, anyway so partner up. Wait i want to vote some people off first sofie, Crystal, lindsay, Dj. Goodbye. (Pushes out of plane) Now partner up.
Mizzie: Noah
Jake: Hey Zoey, me and you?
Zoey: Sure (Blushes).
Jared: Courtney.
Lucy and Selena at same time: LEEROY!
Lucy: Erm...
Selena: Go be with storm.
Lucy: You know what, no. I am tired of being little miss nice girl. *Punches selena and gives her a black eye* your with storm.
Selena: Ok *Sobbing*
Leeroy: Well...ok then.
Lucy: Chris when are you going to let us go?
Chris: Now.

TBC!!!