Heh, just part one of several billion NoahXMe drabbles xD
Me and Noah had gotten voted off weeks ago, and the setting is at the Playa de Losers at night.
HA! Take THAT NoCo fans! ^^
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I was in my hotel bed, checking my e-mail and nearly falling asleep, when I heard a scream from outside. Suddenly, something flew through my window at lightning speed and slammed into my dresser. My scrapbooks fell on top of the UFO and I heard a grumble of pain.
I slowly got out of bed and inched toward the mound. Nearly feet away from it, the books slipped to the floor and I saw Noah, rubbing his head with a bruising left eye pulsing grossly.
He opened his eyes and saw me standing there with my hands on my hips. "I can explain..."
"I sure as heck hope you can, Noah." I helped him up and gently touched his eye with one finger. He cried out and his hands flew up to the eye. "Who punched you?"
He winced and looked at himself in my mirror. "Ouch.” He shuddered. “Eva did it after I refused to move one measly inch." He rolled his eyes. "She has a death wish, I tell you."
"If you weren't my wimpy friend, then I would tell her you said that for my own amusement." He scowled at me, and I giggled. "Come on, let's go downstairs and find some ice."
"A raw steak helps it better."
"Don't be picky. Chris isn't rich enough to keep his losers happy."
He raised an eyebrow. "We're in a five star hotel on a paradise of an island."
"I mean opinion-wise. Now shush," I scolded, "and move it." I snuck my jacket on and pushed him out the door.
"NOAH, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, YOU LITTLE WUSS!" I heard someone yell from outside. Noah gasped and grabbed onto my arm.
"Calm down, I'll talk to her," I whispered, shaking him off.
"She'll kill me either way, the psycho..."
"See? Now that's the kind of talk that got you stuck here with her in the first place."
"But it's true," he hissed, looking around as if Eva was listening. "She hates me."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Hers, in a way."
I smacked his arm playfully. "How does your leg feel?"
"What do you mean?"
"It was the first thing to collide with my dresser. Sit down and let me take a look." He hunched down on the floor, against the wall where the elevators lied. I kneeled next to him on the ground. I pressed on his knee cap and he winced. "That hurts?"
"Duh." I lifted his pant leg up to his knee and gasped.
"Dude, you have a huge bruise above your ankle." I shuddered and fell to my butt. “It’s so dark and black...” I shuddered again.
"That explains why it hurts. Now stop gawking at it and let's get that ice." He slipped the pant leg back down and stood up, pressing the down button of the elevator.
When the elevator doors opened, Noah screamed and hid behind me. Glaring at him murderously was Eva.
"Come here, wimp, I have business to finish with you!" she shouted, and started toward him. I blocked her way, and she growled at me. "Get out of my way. I'm not done with him."
"I'm sorry, Eva, for whatever he did to you, but you do know he could die from those hands of yours, right?" I smirked.
"Don't test her patience, stupid!" Noah scolded from behind me.
"Your point?" Eva grimaced, popping her knuckles. My hands trembled.
"I'm just saying, you can take your anger out on something else." I glanced behind me and continued. "Whenever somebody makes me mad, I go to my room and punch the hell outta my pillow. You not only keep your cool while solving your problem in private, but you save someone from getting killed." I wrap my arms around Noah and put a sappy expression on my face. "Poor Noah here doesn't have much time left if you keep beating on him like this," I gushed, sticking my bottom lip out in a pouting fashion, and she sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Whatever." She walked past us and slammed her door to her room. All was silent for a moment.
"Well, that was cool." I giggled.
"You were about to scream in fear," Noah smirked, crossing him arms all coolly.
I growled and kicked his shin. He whimperd and hunched over to guard his knee. “Remember; I’m still the strong one.”
He raspberried at me and limped into the elevator.
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Me and Noah had gotten voted off weeks ago, and the setting is at the Playa de Losers at night.
HA! Take THAT NoCo fans! ^^
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I was in my hotel bed, checking my e-mail and nearly falling asleep, when I heard a scream from outside. Suddenly, something flew through my window at lightning speed and slammed into my dresser. My scrapbooks fell on top of the UFO and I heard a grumble of pain.
I slowly got out of bed and inched toward the mound. Nearly feet away from it, the books slipped to the floor and I saw Noah, rubbing his head with a bruising left eye pulsing grossly.
He opened his eyes and saw me standing there with my hands on my hips. "I can explain..."
"I sure as heck hope you can, Noah." I helped him up and gently touched his eye with one finger. He cried out and his hands flew up to the eye. "Who punched you?"
He winced and looked at himself in my mirror. "Ouch.” He shuddered. “Eva did it after I refused to move one measly inch." He rolled his eyes. "She has a death wish, I tell you."
"If you weren't my wimpy friend, then I would tell her you said that for my own amusement." He scowled at me, and I giggled. "Come on, let's go downstairs and find some ice."
"A raw steak helps it better."
"Don't be picky. Chris isn't rich enough to keep his losers happy."
He raised an eyebrow. "We're in a five star hotel on a paradise of an island."
"I mean opinion-wise. Now shush," I scolded, "and move it." I snuck my jacket on and pushed him out the door.
"NOAH, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, YOU LITTLE WUSS!" I heard someone yell from outside. Noah gasped and grabbed onto my arm.
"Calm down, I'll talk to her," I whispered, shaking him off.
"She'll kill me either way, the psycho..."
"See? Now that's the kind of talk that got you stuck here with her in the first place."
"But it's true," he hissed, looking around as if Eva was listening. "She hates me."
"Whose fault is that?"
"Hers, in a way."
I smacked his arm playfully. "How does your leg feel?"
"What do you mean?"
"It was the first thing to collide with my dresser. Sit down and let me take a look." He hunched down on the floor, against the wall where the elevators lied. I kneeled next to him on the ground. I pressed on his knee cap and he winced. "That hurts?"
"Duh." I lifted his pant leg up to his knee and gasped.
"Dude, you have a huge bruise above your ankle." I shuddered and fell to my butt. “It’s so dark and black...” I shuddered again.
"That explains why it hurts. Now stop gawking at it and let's get that ice." He slipped the pant leg back down and stood up, pressing the down button of the elevator.
When the elevator doors opened, Noah screamed and hid behind me. Glaring at him murderously was Eva.
"Come here, wimp, I have business to finish with you!" she shouted, and started toward him. I blocked her way, and she growled at me. "Get out of my way. I'm not done with him."
"I'm sorry, Eva, for whatever he did to you, but you do know he could die from those hands of yours, right?" I smirked.
"Don't test her patience, stupid!" Noah scolded from behind me.
"Your point?" Eva grimaced, popping her knuckles. My hands trembled.
"I'm just saying, you can take your anger out on something else." I glanced behind me and continued. "Whenever somebody makes me mad, I go to my room and punch the hell outta my pillow. You not only keep your cool while solving your problem in private, but you save someone from getting killed." I wrap my arms around Noah and put a sappy expression on my face. "Poor Noah here doesn't have much time left if you keep beating on him like this," I gushed, sticking my bottom lip out in a pouting fashion, and she sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Whatever." She walked past us and slammed her door to her room. All was silent for a moment.
"Well, that was cool." I giggled.
"You were about to scream in fear," Noah smirked, crossing him arms all coolly.
I growled and kicked his shin. He whimperd and hunched over to guard his knee. “Remember; I’m still the strong one.”
He raspberried at me and limped into the elevator.
~
Aydan-Welcome to T.D.N.T.M.Today we will meet 14 contestants and our 2 juges
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into you cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now you first challenge is........
To be countinued..
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into you cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now you first challenge is........
To be countinued..
Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out more on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i lost a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are you people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorns and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I love STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorns and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" said Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are you people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the unicorns and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I love STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are unicorns and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" said Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
*All contestants sitting around a campfire at night*"I'm scared of bats..."Said Juno."I'm scared of you."Said Sumer."SHUT THE HECK UP!""I'm really scared of hieghts."She confessed."I'm scared of bats."Said Izzy."I'm terrfied by Justin's face and earwigs"said Brooke.
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome music playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do you honestly think i'd nearly kill you without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are you think you know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome music playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do you honestly think i'd nearly kill you without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are you think you know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED