Once upon a time... a fry ate off of Duncan's mowhawk.... and Duncan yelled and said "OH, HELL NO!I'M BASICALLY NAKED!" then... Courtney ate green jelly... then Owen yelled "WHYYYY?!?"...then said "its still warm" then Duncan said "I feel a cool breeze" then Owen said back "ur naked T_T" Duncan said "o ya.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and ran around and then kissed Courtney...After the kiss, Duncan jumped on Owen's head like he had a HUGE douse of crack and... fell off a cliff into the screaming fangirls!...And Duncan landed right into the Koolade Guy's arms and the Koolade Guy said..."My my Duncan... didn't know u had ' a THING' for me!"... Harold,Trent,Gwen, & Courtney said "WTF?Duncan? What happened to US?!"... "TO BAD!!!!!!! I'm going out with koolade dude now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Duncan said........... Everyone: 0_0 DAMN! THE END!
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Stefani's audition-
"Oh um, hi. I'm Stefani. I'm here to explain why I would be great for Total Drama. Well um... Number one, I love to compete, but I'm also very nice at the same time. and the other reason is... well I'm kind of a loner without choice. I have no friends and I think this would be a great opportunity for me to finally make friends! I hope you take me into consideration!"
Serenity's audition-
"K, Chris. You got not choice here. You're gonna put me on the show, and you are just simply handing me the million dollars so I don't have to run through dirt and mutant crap. Got it? K, thanks, bye."
Jason's audition-
"Hi, I'm Jason. I think I'll be really good on Total Drama because I'm really athletic and a good teammate."
"Oh um, hi. I'm Stefani. I'm here to explain why I would be great for Total Drama. Well um... Number one, I love to compete, but I'm also very nice at the same time. and the other reason is... well I'm kind of a loner without choice. I have no friends and I think this would be a great opportunity for me to finally make friends! I hope you take me into consideration!"
Serenity's audition-
"K, Chris. You got not choice here. You're gonna put me on the show, and you are just simply handing me the million dollars so I don't have to run through dirt and mutant crap. Got it? K, thanks, bye."
Jason's audition-
"Hi, I'm Jason. I think I'll be really good on Total Drama because I'm really athletic and a good teammate."
