Brittani: *laying on a hotel bed reading a magazine in her pj's*
*knock at the door*
Gabriela: Wtf? arent u gonna answer it?
Britt: *sighs* fine *answers door* WHAT?
Duncan: You ate my sandwich.
Britt: wtf?
Duncan: You ate my mom's sandwich. you will pay.
Britt: get out.
Duncan: you ate my sister's sandwich. you will pay.
Britt: will you get the fuck out?!
Gabby: *rofl*
Duncan: *leaves*
Britt: ooooook.
*knock at door*
Britt: GAH WHO NOW?! *answers door* WHAT?!
Eric Cartman: *singing gayly* Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, you're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucker; you're an uncle fucker, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Britt: GAH!!!!! *runs in a circle* SOUTH PARK IS GOING TO DOMINATE THE WORLD IN 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD *laughing*
Duncan: *comes in the room and sings with Cartman* Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker; you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long!

Britt: GAH ILL SHOW U WHAT AN UNCLE FUCKER IS!!!!!!! *chases Duncan out*

*Leshawna comes running madly down the hall like a fat squirrel on rabies, her butt on fire*

LeShawna: PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!! AHHHH!!!!!!! *falls out the window*

Gabby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA IM DYING!!!!! *explodes from laughter*

Cartman: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE KILLED KENNY!!!!!! *goes bezerk and jumps out the window*

Britt: AHHHHHH! *jumps and lays on the bed* GO AWAY!!!!!!!

Duncan: *singing* I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world...

BRITT: GAH!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After that, everyone realized Cartman and Duncan were on crack and LeShawna ate two-month-old really spicy burritos and her butt caught on fire and Gabby died of laughter and Kenny jumped out a window from the top floor of a hotel with his cake.

*nods*