That next morning at 5 AM...
Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE MUSIC THEATER DOWN THE BEACH IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *groans*
(After everybody is awake and at the theater)
Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.
Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!
Britt and Jacki: *laugh*
Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a music challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!
Trent: Hey everyone!
Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.
Trent: Shut it, Duncan.
Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!
Duncan: OK, first of all Courtney, back off, I already have a girlfriend. Actually, I have two.
Courtney: Oh? Is she blind or dumb or deaf?
Trent and Veronica: *rofl*
Duncan: Nope. *grabs Brittani's arm* It's her.
Courtney: O.O You're dating....my COUSIN?
Duncan: COUSIN!? *releases Britt's arm*
Britt: *blushes* Yes.
Chris: Uh, ok, can we get back to ME now?!
Duncan: Why didn't ya tell me you two are cousins?!
Courtney/Brittani: Idk.
Chris: Anyway, Trent. Dude. No teams.
Trent: Right on.
Chris: OK, today's challenge, as i said before, is a talent contest. The 12 contestants will be divided girls versus guys. The objective today will be to pick the people out of your auditioners who will be best to represent your team in the show. The team that wins will earn invincibility and will be sending someone from the opposing gender home.
Britt: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
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At the girls' auditions...
Courtney and Brittani: *singing Replay to themselves and playing with each other's hair*
Veronica: OK, since everybody else is pretty much a race of losers, I'm nominating myself Captain.
Jacki: Who says?
Veronica: Says me.
Jacki: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Veronica: OK, going in alphabetical order, first is....Rian.
Britt: How is that alphabetical order?
Veronica: I'm going from Z to A.
Britt: OK.
Veronica: Rian! You're up.
Rian: Huh? Oh, I'm not auditioning.
Veronica: Uh, ok, um...Jennavive?
Jennavive: Ok.
Veronica: And you're doing....?
Jennavive: Singing.
Veronica: What will you be singing for us?
Jennavive: Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood.
Britt: *gasps*
: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Britt: Jennavive stole my audition song! That's the only song I can sing without trying to remember the words!!
Jennavive: I don't care that I took Britt's chances. I was really close to going home last time. I'm not letting that happen again.
: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Jennavive: *singing*
You better take it from me
That boy is like a disease
You run and you try and you trying to hide and you're wondering why
You can't get free
: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Britt: Just during that first verse, I knew I'd have a chance. Jenna can't sing worth sh*t!!!
: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Veronica: Uh, thank you, Jenna. Next is...Jacki.
Jacki: *sits at a piano propped on the stage*
Veronica: What are you doing?
Jacki: Singing. Now shut it, you fucktard.
Veronica: Uh...ok. Singing what?
Jacki: You'll see. *clears throat and starts singing*
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
Now, you can try and tear me down
Beat me to the ground I will see you screaming...
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see you try and take a swing at me
C'mon, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground
Veronica: Um...thank you.
Jacki: Ha! S-S-S-Suck it, bitch.
Britt: *laughs*
Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE MUSIC THEATER DOWN THE BEACH IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *groans*
(After everybody is awake and at the theater)
Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.
Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!
Britt and Jacki: *laugh*
Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a music challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!
Trent: Hey everyone!
Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.
Trent: Shut it, Duncan.
Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!
Duncan: OK, first of all Courtney, back off, I already have a girlfriend. Actually, I have two.
Courtney: Oh? Is she blind or dumb or deaf?
Trent and Veronica: *rofl*
Duncan: Nope. *grabs Brittani's arm* It's her.
Courtney: O.O You're dating....my COUSIN?
Duncan: COUSIN!? *releases Britt's arm*
Britt: *blushes* Yes.
Chris: Uh, ok, can we get back to ME now?!
Duncan: Why didn't ya tell me you two are cousins?!
Courtney/Brittani: Idk.
Chris: Anyway, Trent. Dude. No teams.
Trent: Right on.
Chris: OK, today's challenge, as i said before, is a talent contest. The 12 contestants will be divided girls versus guys. The objective today will be to pick the people out of your auditioners who will be best to represent your team in the show. The team that wins will earn invincibility and will be sending someone from the opposing gender home.
Britt: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
- - - - - - - - - -
At the girls' auditions...
Courtney and Brittani: *singing Replay to themselves and playing with each other's hair*
Veronica: OK, since everybody else is pretty much a race of losers, I'm nominating myself Captain.
Jacki: Who says?
Veronica: Says me.
Jacki: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Veronica: OK, going in alphabetical order, first is....Rian.
Britt: How is that alphabetical order?
Veronica: I'm going from Z to A.
Britt: OK.
Veronica: Rian! You're up.
Rian: Huh? Oh, I'm not auditioning.
Veronica: Uh, ok, um...Jennavive?
Jennavive: Ok.
Veronica: And you're doing....?
Jennavive: Singing.
Veronica: What will you be singing for us?
Jennavive: Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood.
Britt: *gasps*
: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Britt: Jennavive stole my audition song! That's the only song I can sing without trying to remember the words!!
Jennavive: I don't care that I took Britt's chances. I was really close to going home last time. I'm not letting that happen again.
: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Jennavive: *singing*
You better take it from me
That boy is like a disease
You run and you try and you trying to hide and you're wondering why
You can't get free
: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Britt: Just during that first verse, I knew I'd have a chance. Jenna can't sing worth sh*t!!!
: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :
Veronica: Uh, thank you, Jenna. Next is...Jacki.
Jacki: *sits at a piano propped on the stage*
Veronica: What are you doing?
Jacki: Singing. Now shut it, you fucktard.
Veronica: Uh...ok. Singing what?
Jacki: You'll see. *clears throat and starts singing*
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
Now, you can try and tear me down
Beat me to the ground I will see you screaming...
Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see you try and take a swing at me
C'mon, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground
Veronica: Um...thank you.
Jacki: Ha! S-S-S-Suck it, bitch.
Britt: *laughs*
brooke POV
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid you stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw you tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had more tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for more info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid you stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw you tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had more tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for more info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
Once apon a time... a frog.. named figment... died.. after eating a tree in one bite and... choking on water...then bender stepped on it while robbing a bank... with Duncan....The human & robot managed to steal a golden staple...... and a rock.....and the rock was very epic.... cuz it was emo...but Izzy flew in(Yah, I say FLEW) and ran off with it.. but with the rocks magical powers it threw a poptart to New York and Izzy followed...Then the poptart screamed "THIS IS VI-O-LENT"!....so the the poptart kept flying in circles and...Kissed....Bella!!(my dog) but she got afraid and ran away...And Jackknife sayed "I love you, corn that poped.. Then Owl City came in and sang Fireflies..While Cody Jizzed In His pants...While he ate a banana..with mustard and cheese.. then ate the poptart...with more cheese... man Cody likes cheese...Screamed... THE END!
chris:okay, time for some behind drama! first, jared and izzy
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont move your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont move your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!