Transvestites and The Hulk
Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first day working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.
Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.
Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little desk and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he wasn't uptight.
He sighed, and headed inside the shop. He got quite a few looks from the girls. He hid his smirk. Maybe after I get off of work, I'll have a lot of phone numbers, he thought smugly. Then he felt horrified. Hopefully it won't be from guys. He had a horrifying experience of that once—or twice.
–
Duncan was drinking beer at his friend's bar, sitting on the metal bar stools. He felt like crap; he just dumped his girlfriend—ex-girlfriend—and she cried her heart out. He regretted doing that, but he just didn't feel anything anymore.
He sighed and took another swig of his beer. He saw a lot of girls checking him out. Normally, he would play along, but not today. He just felt plain horrible.
Which was rare for Duncan since he usually didn't give a crap about how the girl felt, because they themselves didn't give a crap. He didn't know his ex cared about him.
In his peripheral vision, he saw a tall, provocative-looking woman take a seat next to him. She gave him a small smile, to which he reluctantly returned back.
His friend, Bill, gave him another free beer on the house, for he knew that Duncan was feeling down. He looked at the girl next to him and his eyes widened. He quickly scampered away to the door that says “Employees Only.”
Duncan rolled his eyes. He didn't know Bill was afraid of confident girls.
“Pay him no mind—he's a coward,” he muttered to the girl.
He heard the girl giggle lightly. “I don't mind. I'm used to it. Guys usually have that kind of stupid reaction,” she replied casually. “But you're different. I like that.”
Duncan laughed with remorse in the pit of his stomach. “Sorry, babe. I'm not feeling it right now.”
The girl slid her finger slowly on his forearm to his elbow flirtatiously. Guess she's the persistent type, Duncan thought.
“I'll make you feel up to it, sweetheart,” she whispered seductively in his ear. “I promise you that.”
Duncan chuckled and looked at her. She was sexy, but there was something unusual about her. He felt like he shouldn't give into her persuading. His insight was bugging him about it.
Duncan shook his head. “Like I said, sorry, babe. I just broke up with my girlfriend. I don't feel like having fun.”
The girl pouted. “But I want to have fun with you.” She grinned sexily. “I'll make you forget about that girl. What's your name, sexy?”
“Duncan. What about you?”
“...Marie.” She put her hand on top of his, stroking it with her thumb.
Her hands looked large and heavy. She must have gotten her hands from her dad—or her mom. He gently and quickly slipped his hand out of hers.
“Look, there are other guys who want to have some fun—go seduce them,” Duncan urged her. “I just...want to be alone. Please,” he added.
Marie looked at him with apologetic eyes. “You must have really cared about her.”
“Well...I thought she would be like those other girls, you know, the ones who just want to make out 24/7. I never knew she was serious about me. Ugh...” Duncan scratched his head roughly.
“What was her name?”
“Vivian Peterson.”
Marie gasped. “Oh, yes, she was a very sweet girl.” Then she looked at her sparkly pink watch. “Oh, I have to get going now.” She stood up to leave. Duncan grabbed her wrist.
“How do you know her?” he inquired.
Marie simply smiled. “She was my ex-girlfriend, as well. Ta-ta.” She wiggled her fingers to Duncan and left, strutting her hips.
Bill whistled lowly next to him. Duncan didn't even know he was there. Bill patted his back.
“Damn, these transvestites get so believable-looking, eh, Duncan?” he snickered.
Duncan felt like vomiting, and it wasn't from the beer.
–
Duncan shuddered at the memory. He saw Frankie talking on the phone, and Duncan walked over to him.
“Reporting for duty, sir,” Duncan joked, saluting him.
Frank pressed a button on his phone and put it in his pocket. He smiled warmly. “Good morning, Duncan,” he greeted politely.
“So, who was that on the phone? Is it your girlfriend?” Duncan teased, smirking.
Frank blushed. “Ah...no, that was one of my employees. She's going to be the one helping you around. Here is your apron.” He gave him the green apron.
Duncan grimaced and reluctantly put it on. “So when's this girl going to be here?”
“She's on her way now.” He blushed again.
“Do you like her, Frank?” Duncan grinned.
Frank blushed harder and quickly left, stumbling a bit. He obviously likes this girl.
Duncan chuckled a bit. He jumped over the counter and saw one girl making an espresso. She was tall, but not taller than Duncan. He couldn't see her face, though. She had jet-black hair and had a brown complexion.
“Hey,” Duncan greeted. “I'm new here. What's your name, sunshine?”
The girl quickly turned around. She was wearing glasses and had a beauty mark near her right eye. She had wide, dark brown eyes. She was cute.
The girl smiled brightly. “Yes, I know you're new. Frank told me about his interesting interview. You are Duncan Evans, correct? I'm Zily Lorenzo,” she said happily; she had a slight Filipino accent. She must be one of those hyper girls, Duncan mused.
“Zily? That's quite a unique name you got there. It sounds cool. So...what am I supposed to do? I accidentally made Frankie be all flustered and he ran out. I'm supposed to be waiting for a girl; she's going to be guiding me around or somethin',” Duncan explained. “You're pretty cute.”
Zily laughed. “Sorry! You're super hot and all, but...I'm not dating right now.”
Duncan smirked. “I can change that status of yours.”
“You're really persistent, aren't you?”
“That's just who I am, honey.”
Zily smiled apologetically. “Sorry, Duncan.” She put the three espressos on a black tray and carried it towards the customers. “Oh. There she is.”
Duncan looked over where Zily was looking. Then he grinned.
“Stalking me, eh, Princess?”
Courtney quickly whipped her head towards Duncan and groaned out loud. “I think I'm going to die right now,” she mumbled.
Zily looked at Courtney. “You know him?”
“Yes unfortunately. We had a very unforeseen meeting.” Courtney looked at Duncan with, scowling. “Please don't tell me you're the new guy.”
Duncan hugged her tightly and whispered in her ear, “I'm afraid I can't do that, Princess.”
He felt Courtney shiver a bit. He grinned, and loved on how he has such an affect towards her. She's into him totally.
Zily gasped and squealed. “Courtney! You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend!” she said.
Courtney pushed Duncan away roughly. “He is not my boyfriend.”
“That's right, I'm not her boyfriend,” Duncan announced. “I'm her husband. We met each other at Vegas, got married, dressed up like superheroes, and bada-bing—we're married.”
Courtney sneered at him. “No, we are not married. I don't think you know me that much, Duncan. I'm not some ditzy girl who can just fall 'head over heels' at the sight of you. No. I'm better and smarter than that.” She grabbed an apron and tied it on. “Come on, I'll show you the ropes of this job, and then I won't have to interact with you or your ego.”
Duncan smirked. Super feisty and super hot, he thought happily. He turned towards Zily, who looked amused and had a knowing look on. He put his mouth near her ear.
“I'm actually her sex part—,”he started to whisper.
“Duncan Evans, shut the hell up and get over here!” Courtney shouted. All of the customers looked over at Courtney and looked a bit frightened. He almost laughed at that.
“Yes, darling!” he sang and walked towards the fuming girl.
Courtney took a deep breath, murmuring, “Control your temper. He's just a cocky Neanderthal who really needs to be locked up in an asylum. Control...”
Duncan laughed huskily. “I think you need to be locked up in an asylum, Courtney, since you're practically crazy for me.”
“Lies!” she snapped. “I am not interested in you! You are just a person—an unknown species!—with a mind of freaking three year old!”
Duncan got irritated. “Oh yeah? Well, you're just a girl who has a pole shoved up deep inside her ass! I'm surprised it's not coming out of your mouth by now! Have you ever heard the word 'joke' or 'fun'?” he asked.
“Have you ever heard of the word 'mature'?”
“Why, yes, I have, Princess. I've seen it and I've read it.” Duncan grinned smugly.
Princess let out a noise of disgust. “That wasn't what I was talking about! Playboy was definitely not what I was talking about!”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Duncan waved her off. “I'll just ask Zily to help me.”
“No, you will not! Zily is busy right now! I'm the one who's supposed to guide you around! Besides, you'll probably just flirt with her like how you do with other girls!”
“Oh, are you jealous right now, babe?”
“Yes, I am. The little green monster inside of me wants to wring her neck out and eat it, because I don't want her filthy hands over you. After that, I'll perform a ritual for you to fall for me,” Courtney said sarcastically.
“Wish that was true,” Duncan retorted. “But it is.”
Courtney punched him in the gut and stomped over to the freezer room to get ice.
Duncan resisted the pain and followed her, shutting the door in the process. He watched Courtney break the huge ice with her fists. She looked beyond furious, and, secretly, Duncan was scared of her.
“And now we see the mother bear beat up her cubs. Abusive, isn't she?” Duncan said deeply, pretending to be the narrator of Animal Planet.
Courtney threw sharp glass at Duncan, to which he skillfully dodged, much to Courtney's dismay.
“Murderer,” Duncan grumbled. “And I thought I was the criminal here.”
Courtney growled loudly at him. “You drive me freaking insane! What the hell do you want from me?! Stop making my mind go around in swirls every single freaking time!”
Duncan grinned. “I can tell that's a good thing. Translation: Stop being so irresistibly hot and kiss me, my prince!”
Courtney punched more ice that were in the bag. They were already small, but now Courtney made them almost look like sand.
“Why don't you stop?” Duncan asked suddenly.
“Stop what?”
“Stop making my mind go in swirls or whatever you said.”
Courtney sniggered. “That is impossible. You don't even have a mind.”
“Oh, funny, Court.”
Courtney laughed again and picked up the bag of sandy ice. Duncan grabbed it from her, being surprisingly gentlemanly. She rolled her eyes and opened the door. Or tried to.
“I...I can't open it,” Courtney muttered. “It's stuck.”
“That's impossible. I didn't close the door hard. Here, let me do it.” Duncan roughly gave the bag of ice, getting a glare from Courtney.
Note to self: Never call Duncan gentlemanly. It'll bite you in the ass for no reason why, Courtney thought bitterly.
Duncan pulled the the door handle hard, shaking it, and smashing it with his elbow. He ended up feeling bruised up and unmanly.
“It's stuck,” he said lamely.
“No way,” Courtney gasped sarcastically. “That's what I said, loser! You didn't have to act all macho and manly to prove me wrong, because one: you're not macho and manly, and two: I'm always right.”
Duncan rolled his eyes at her. “You're freaking lying to yourself, sweetheart. I am macho and manly. And you are not always right. You're only right towards other things, but you're never right towards yourself and your feelings.”
“What's that supposed to mean?”
“'Kay, look, Princess—you are obviously into me, and you're just denying it. Do us both a favor, and just admit it! You. Like. Me.” Duncan grinned.
“Grr! You make me so frustrated!” With that, Courtney grabbed Duncan and smashed her lips roughly on his.
Now that's what I'm talking about, Duncan thought joyfully.
–
Courtney was on the other side of the freezing room, shivering. Her lips looked almost blue, and she was freezing cold.
Duncan, on the other hand, was just dozing off near the door. He looked comfortable...and warm. He wasn't even shivering, and his lips were still normal-looking!
It's official. Duncan's not human, neither is he an alien. He probably escaped from Area 51! Courtney shouted in her mind.
“You know, you wouldn't be shivering if we continued our so-called 'lip molding,'” Duncan said casually, his eyes still closed.
“Wh-Why aren't y-you c-c-cold?” she chattered. “Y-Y-You l-l-look wa-warm...”
“Oh, that's because in one of the prisons I was in, they had this freezing chamber. I accidentally pulled down the chief's pants, and he got angry. I've been sent in there multiples of times, until I escaped. So, I'm used to it, Princess.” He opened one eye. “Do you want body heat?”
Courtney wanted to say no, but she didn't want to die from this stupid freezing room. She reluctantly crawled over to Duncan, who smirked when he saw her crawling.
“That crawl looks like you're seducing me, babe,” Duncan snickered. “I can see your rack.”
Courtney immediately hugged herself to Duncan, punching him in the process.
“Ooh, aren't we eager?”
“You know, it'd be best if you shut up. I just want to survive, and get away from this freezing room as soon as possible. So just let us suffer in silence, please.” Courtney buried her face in his neck. Strangely, he smells good, like...a minty orange smell. It was rare, but he smelled amazing.
“Do you want me to kiss you? Your lips are freaking icy blue,” Duncan offered.
Courtney shook her head. “No, I'll just kiss your neck,” she mumbled. “I'm feeling warm now.”
She felt Duncan shiver lightly, and she felt concerned. Was Duncan cold or something? She lifted her head up and started kissing his neck to make him warmer. Duncan shifted a bit.
“Are you cold?” Courtney asked against his neck. His pulse was throbbing hard. “Are you okay?”
“I...am fine,” Duncan squeaked. “Just...continue.”
Courtney's lips traveled up to his jawline to his lips. She kissed him gently and then let go.
“That was the sexiest thing you have ever done—for now,” Duncan said, sounding breathless.
Courtney rolled her eyes. “It didn't mean anything. You looked cold, and you shivered. And why do you sound so breathless? You didn't even do anything.”
Duncan didn't say anything to her which made Courtney feel suspicious.
Then she smirked.
“Are you feeling uncomfortable by my kissing, Mr. Evans?” Courtney teased.
Duncan scoffed. “No, I wasn't.”
“Your actions speak otherwise.”
“You're annoying.”
“You're perverted.”
“It's natural, babe.”
“You're unnatural, babe.”
“Stop turning me on.”
“Stop turning me off.”
I'm awesome at comebacks, Courtney thought.
All of a sudden the door opened, showing Zily and Frank. They looked at Courtney and Duncan's position and blushed hard.
“We did not do anything!” Courtney shouted, getting off of Duncan.
Duncan stood up, brushing off his pants. “Do you actually expect them to believe that, Princess? Nobody can't do nothing in freezing room alone—especially if the girl has the hots for the guy and can't restrain her sexual urges.”
Courtney ignored him, even though she wanted to grab his head and smash it against the wall. She never knew she was so violent. Pretty soon the hulk with come. Roar. And she never knew she was so weird.
“How did you guys get stuck in here?” Zily asked, concerned. “We've been looking for you guys!
“Well, the door was shut tightly,” Courtney replied sheepishly. “We tried to open it, but we couldn't.”
“That's impossible, Courtney,” Frank murmured. “You're strong...and so is Duncan. This freezer door never gets stuck. The carpenters made sure of that.”
“Wait,” Zily interjected, “did you guys pull the door instead of pushing it?”
Courtney had a blank face on. Then she looked livid. She screamed and stomped out of the freezer, fuming like crazy.
Duncan smiled innocently at Zily and Frank. “Isn't she hot when she's fuming?”
Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first day working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.
Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.
Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little desk and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he wasn't uptight.
He sighed, and headed inside the shop. He got quite a few looks from the girls. He hid his smirk. Maybe after I get off of work, I'll have a lot of phone numbers, he thought smugly. Then he felt horrified. Hopefully it won't be from guys. He had a horrifying experience of that once—or twice.
–
Duncan was drinking beer at his friend's bar, sitting on the metal bar stools. He felt like crap; he just dumped his girlfriend—ex-girlfriend—and she cried her heart out. He regretted doing that, but he just didn't feel anything anymore.
He sighed and took another swig of his beer. He saw a lot of girls checking him out. Normally, he would play along, but not today. He just felt plain horrible.
Which was rare for Duncan since he usually didn't give a crap about how the girl felt, because they themselves didn't give a crap. He didn't know his ex cared about him.
In his peripheral vision, he saw a tall, provocative-looking woman take a seat next to him. She gave him a small smile, to which he reluctantly returned back.
His friend, Bill, gave him another free beer on the house, for he knew that Duncan was feeling down. He looked at the girl next to him and his eyes widened. He quickly scampered away to the door that says “Employees Only.”
Duncan rolled his eyes. He didn't know Bill was afraid of confident girls.
“Pay him no mind—he's a coward,” he muttered to the girl.
He heard the girl giggle lightly. “I don't mind. I'm used to it. Guys usually have that kind of stupid reaction,” she replied casually. “But you're different. I like that.”
Duncan laughed with remorse in the pit of his stomach. “Sorry, babe. I'm not feeling it right now.”
The girl slid her finger slowly on his forearm to his elbow flirtatiously. Guess she's the persistent type, Duncan thought.
“I'll make you feel up to it, sweetheart,” she whispered seductively in his ear. “I promise you that.”
Duncan chuckled and looked at her. She was sexy, but there was something unusual about her. He felt like he shouldn't give into her persuading. His insight was bugging him about it.
Duncan shook his head. “Like I said, sorry, babe. I just broke up with my girlfriend. I don't feel like having fun.”
The girl pouted. “But I want to have fun with you.” She grinned sexily. “I'll make you forget about that girl. What's your name, sexy?”
“Duncan. What about you?”
“...Marie.” She put her hand on top of his, stroking it with her thumb.
Her hands looked large and heavy. She must have gotten her hands from her dad—or her mom. He gently and quickly slipped his hand out of hers.
“Look, there are other guys who want to have some fun—go seduce them,” Duncan urged her. “I just...want to be alone. Please,” he added.
Marie looked at him with apologetic eyes. “You must have really cared about her.”
“Well...I thought she would be like those other girls, you know, the ones who just want to make out 24/7. I never knew she was serious about me. Ugh...” Duncan scratched his head roughly.
“What was her name?”
“Vivian Peterson.”
Marie gasped. “Oh, yes, she was a very sweet girl.” Then she looked at her sparkly pink watch. “Oh, I have to get going now.” She stood up to leave. Duncan grabbed her wrist.
“How do you know her?” he inquired.
Marie simply smiled. “She was my ex-girlfriend, as well. Ta-ta.” She wiggled her fingers to Duncan and left, strutting her hips.
Bill whistled lowly next to him. Duncan didn't even know he was there. Bill patted his back.
“Damn, these transvestites get so believable-looking, eh, Duncan?” he snickered.
Duncan felt like vomiting, and it wasn't from the beer.
–
Duncan shuddered at the memory. He saw Frankie talking on the phone, and Duncan walked over to him.
“Reporting for duty, sir,” Duncan joked, saluting him.
Frank pressed a button on his phone and put it in his pocket. He smiled warmly. “Good morning, Duncan,” he greeted politely.
“So, who was that on the phone? Is it your girlfriend?” Duncan teased, smirking.
Frank blushed. “Ah...no, that was one of my employees. She's going to be the one helping you around. Here is your apron.” He gave him the green apron.
Duncan grimaced and reluctantly put it on. “So when's this girl going to be here?”
“She's on her way now.” He blushed again.
“Do you like her, Frank?” Duncan grinned.
Frank blushed harder and quickly left, stumbling a bit. He obviously likes this girl.
Duncan chuckled a bit. He jumped over the counter and saw one girl making an espresso. She was tall, but not taller than Duncan. He couldn't see her face, though. She had jet-black hair and had a brown complexion.
“Hey,” Duncan greeted. “I'm new here. What's your name, sunshine?”
The girl quickly turned around. She was wearing glasses and had a beauty mark near her right eye. She had wide, dark brown eyes. She was cute.
The girl smiled brightly. “Yes, I know you're new. Frank told me about his interesting interview. You are Duncan Evans, correct? I'm Zily Lorenzo,” she said happily; she had a slight Filipino accent. She must be one of those hyper girls, Duncan mused.
“Zily? That's quite a unique name you got there. It sounds cool. So...what am I supposed to do? I accidentally made Frankie be all flustered and he ran out. I'm supposed to be waiting for a girl; she's going to be guiding me around or somethin',” Duncan explained. “You're pretty cute.”
Zily laughed. “Sorry! You're super hot and all, but...I'm not dating right now.”
Duncan smirked. “I can change that status of yours.”
“You're really persistent, aren't you?”
“That's just who I am, honey.”
Zily smiled apologetically. “Sorry, Duncan.” She put the three espressos on a black tray and carried it towards the customers. “Oh. There she is.”
Duncan looked over where Zily was looking. Then he grinned.
“Stalking me, eh, Princess?”
Courtney quickly whipped her head towards Duncan and groaned out loud. “I think I'm going to die right now,” she mumbled.
Zily looked at Courtney. “You know him?”
“Yes unfortunately. We had a very unforeseen meeting.” Courtney looked at Duncan with, scowling. “Please don't tell me you're the new guy.”
Duncan hugged her tightly and whispered in her ear, “I'm afraid I can't do that, Princess.”
He felt Courtney shiver a bit. He grinned, and loved on how he has such an affect towards her. She's into him totally.
Zily gasped and squealed. “Courtney! You didn't tell me you had a boyfriend!” she said.
Courtney pushed Duncan away roughly. “He is not my boyfriend.”
“That's right, I'm not her boyfriend,” Duncan announced. “I'm her husband. We met each other at Vegas, got married, dressed up like superheroes, and bada-bing—we're married.”
Courtney sneered at him. “No, we are not married. I don't think you know me that much, Duncan. I'm not some ditzy girl who can just fall 'head over heels' at the sight of you. No. I'm better and smarter than that.” She grabbed an apron and tied it on. “Come on, I'll show you the ropes of this job, and then I won't have to interact with you or your ego.”
Duncan smirked. Super feisty and super hot, he thought happily. He turned towards Zily, who looked amused and had a knowing look on. He put his mouth near her ear.
“I'm actually her sex part—,”he started to whisper.
“Duncan Evans, shut the hell up and get over here!” Courtney shouted. All of the customers looked over at Courtney and looked a bit frightened. He almost laughed at that.
“Yes, darling!” he sang and walked towards the fuming girl.
Courtney took a deep breath, murmuring, “Control your temper. He's just a cocky Neanderthal who really needs to be locked up in an asylum. Control...”
Duncan laughed huskily. “I think you need to be locked up in an asylum, Courtney, since you're practically crazy for me.”
“Lies!” she snapped. “I am not interested in you! You are just a person—an unknown species!—with a mind of freaking three year old!”
Duncan got irritated. “Oh yeah? Well, you're just a girl who has a pole shoved up deep inside her ass! I'm surprised it's not coming out of your mouth by now! Have you ever heard the word 'joke' or 'fun'?” he asked.
“Have you ever heard of the word 'mature'?”
“Why, yes, I have, Princess. I've seen it and I've read it.” Duncan grinned smugly.
Princess let out a noise of disgust. “That wasn't what I was talking about! Playboy was definitely not what I was talking about!”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Duncan waved her off. “I'll just ask Zily to help me.”
“No, you will not! Zily is busy right now! I'm the one who's supposed to guide you around! Besides, you'll probably just flirt with her like how you do with other girls!”
“Oh, are you jealous right now, babe?”
“Yes, I am. The little green monster inside of me wants to wring her neck out and eat it, because I don't want her filthy hands over you. After that, I'll perform a ritual for you to fall for me,” Courtney said sarcastically.
“Wish that was true,” Duncan retorted. “But it is.”
Courtney punched him in the gut and stomped over to the freezer room to get ice.
Duncan resisted the pain and followed her, shutting the door in the process. He watched Courtney break the huge ice with her fists. She looked beyond furious, and, secretly, Duncan was scared of her.
“And now we see the mother bear beat up her cubs. Abusive, isn't she?” Duncan said deeply, pretending to be the narrator of Animal Planet.
Courtney threw sharp glass at Duncan, to which he skillfully dodged, much to Courtney's dismay.
“Murderer,” Duncan grumbled. “And I thought I was the criminal here.”
Courtney growled loudly at him. “You drive me freaking insane! What the hell do you want from me?! Stop making my mind go around in swirls every single freaking time!”
Duncan grinned. “I can tell that's a good thing. Translation: Stop being so irresistibly hot and kiss me, my prince!”
Courtney punched more ice that were in the bag. They were already small, but now Courtney made them almost look like sand.
“Why don't you stop?” Duncan asked suddenly.
“Stop what?”
“Stop making my mind go in swirls or whatever you said.”
Courtney sniggered. “That is impossible. You don't even have a mind.”
“Oh, funny, Court.”
Courtney laughed again and picked up the bag of sandy ice. Duncan grabbed it from her, being surprisingly gentlemanly. She rolled her eyes and opened the door. Or tried to.
“I...I can't open it,” Courtney muttered. “It's stuck.”
“That's impossible. I didn't close the door hard. Here, let me do it.” Duncan roughly gave the bag of ice, getting a glare from Courtney.
Note to self: Never call Duncan gentlemanly. It'll bite you in the ass for no reason why, Courtney thought bitterly.
Duncan pulled the the door handle hard, shaking it, and smashing it with his elbow. He ended up feeling bruised up and unmanly.
“It's stuck,” he said lamely.
“No way,” Courtney gasped sarcastically. “That's what I said, loser! You didn't have to act all macho and manly to prove me wrong, because one: you're not macho and manly, and two: I'm always right.”
Duncan rolled his eyes at her. “You're freaking lying to yourself, sweetheart. I am macho and manly. And you are not always right. You're only right towards other things, but you're never right towards yourself and your feelings.”
“What's that supposed to mean?”
“'Kay, look, Princess—you are obviously into me, and you're just denying it. Do us both a favor, and just admit it! You. Like. Me.” Duncan grinned.
“Grr! You make me so frustrated!” With that, Courtney grabbed Duncan and smashed her lips roughly on his.
Now that's what I'm talking about, Duncan thought joyfully.
–
Courtney was on the other side of the freezing room, shivering. Her lips looked almost blue, and she was freezing cold.
Duncan, on the other hand, was just dozing off near the door. He looked comfortable...and warm. He wasn't even shivering, and his lips were still normal-looking!
It's official. Duncan's not human, neither is he an alien. He probably escaped from Area 51! Courtney shouted in her mind.
“You know, you wouldn't be shivering if we continued our so-called 'lip molding,'” Duncan said casually, his eyes still closed.
“Wh-Why aren't y-you c-c-cold?” she chattered. “Y-Y-You l-l-look wa-warm...”
“Oh, that's because in one of the prisons I was in, they had this freezing chamber. I accidentally pulled down the chief's pants, and he got angry. I've been sent in there multiples of times, until I escaped. So, I'm used to it, Princess.” He opened one eye. “Do you want body heat?”
Courtney wanted to say no, but she didn't want to die from this stupid freezing room. She reluctantly crawled over to Duncan, who smirked when he saw her crawling.
“That crawl looks like you're seducing me, babe,” Duncan snickered. “I can see your rack.”
Courtney immediately hugged herself to Duncan, punching him in the process.
“Ooh, aren't we eager?”
“You know, it'd be best if you shut up. I just want to survive, and get away from this freezing room as soon as possible. So just let us suffer in silence, please.” Courtney buried her face in his neck. Strangely, he smells good, like...a minty orange smell. It was rare, but he smelled amazing.
“Do you want me to kiss you? Your lips are freaking icy blue,” Duncan offered.
Courtney shook her head. “No, I'll just kiss your neck,” she mumbled. “I'm feeling warm now.”
She felt Duncan shiver lightly, and she felt concerned. Was Duncan cold or something? She lifted her head up and started kissing his neck to make him warmer. Duncan shifted a bit.
“Are you cold?” Courtney asked against his neck. His pulse was throbbing hard. “Are you okay?”
“I...am fine,” Duncan squeaked. “Just...continue.”
Courtney's lips traveled up to his jawline to his lips. She kissed him gently and then let go.
“That was the sexiest thing you have ever done—for now,” Duncan said, sounding breathless.
Courtney rolled her eyes. “It didn't mean anything. You looked cold, and you shivered. And why do you sound so breathless? You didn't even do anything.”
Duncan didn't say anything to her which made Courtney feel suspicious.
Then she smirked.
“Are you feeling uncomfortable by my kissing, Mr. Evans?” Courtney teased.
Duncan scoffed. “No, I wasn't.”
“Your actions speak otherwise.”
“You're annoying.”
“You're perverted.”
“It's natural, babe.”
“You're unnatural, babe.”
“Stop turning me on.”
“Stop turning me off.”
I'm awesome at comebacks, Courtney thought.
All of a sudden the door opened, showing Zily and Frank. They looked at Courtney and Duncan's position and blushed hard.
“We did not do anything!” Courtney shouted, getting off of Duncan.
Duncan stood up, brushing off his pants. “Do you actually expect them to believe that, Princess? Nobody can't do nothing in freezing room alone—especially if the girl has the hots for the guy and can't restrain her sexual urges.”
Courtney ignored him, even though she wanted to grab his head and smash it against the wall. She never knew she was so violent. Pretty soon the hulk with come. Roar. And she never knew she was so weird.
“How did you guys get stuck in here?” Zily asked, concerned. “We've been looking for you guys!
“Well, the door was shut tightly,” Courtney replied sheepishly. “We tried to open it, but we couldn't.”
“That's impossible, Courtney,” Frank murmured. “You're strong...and so is Duncan. This freezer door never gets stuck. The carpenters made sure of that.”
“Wait,” Zily interjected, “did you guys pull the door instead of pushing it?”
Courtney had a blank face on. Then she looked livid. She screamed and stomped out of the freezer, fuming like crazy.
Duncan smiled innocently at Zily and Frank. “Isn't she hot when she's fuming?”
brookes POV
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso you want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell or heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i said sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do you know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso you want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell or heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i said sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do you know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
*Gun shot*
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I LOVE YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a date to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I LOVE YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a date to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
"What do you mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means you can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a bear hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all next time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
"Ok that means you can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a bear hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all next time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
ok in a way this has everything to do with tdi/tda
you peeps really need to stop judjing people on what they look like or where they come from (i judge people on what they bring to the table) i see so many mean and rude comments everywere...i get made fun of at school because im goth WELL WHO REALLY FUCKING CARES BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONSERNDED WE FUCKING BELONG HERE excuse my language AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT KEEP ON SAYIN YOUR SHIT...im a loser,loner,goth,juvie,punk,cheerleading,talented, artest yep thats it thats me but who really cares people still call me a wannabe but idc people call me a bitch...i know its true...listen to allstar from shrek that songs bout me...if you dont like the judging and rude comments help me bye commenting in your opinion because really think this website for tdi/tda not for fighting...yah go ahead and flag me see if i care i just want you to think bout what i said
you peeps really need to stop judjing people on what they look like or where they come from (i judge people on what they bring to the table) i see so many mean and rude comments everywere...i get made fun of at school because im goth WELL WHO REALLY FUCKING CARES BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONSERNDED WE FUCKING BELONG HERE excuse my language AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT KEEP ON SAYIN YOUR SHIT...im a loser,loner,goth,juvie,punk,cheerleading,talented, artest yep thats it thats me but who really cares people still call me a wannabe but idc people call me a bitch...i know its true...listen to allstar from shrek that songs bout me...if you dont like the judging and rude comments help me bye commenting in your opinion because really think this website for tdi/tda not for fighting...yah go ahead and flag me see if i care i just want you to think bout what i said
I looked at chris and told him "what have you done to him!!" chris:aw nothing heehee ill kill you!1 duncan;my my my why chris ur certinlly wearing a nice shirt today ur sure to atract ladies me:grrrrrrrrrrrrr sneek peek is done now........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Hey! everybody just to let you kown that in this fan fiction Courtney finish high school and go,s to law school to become lawyer and duncan is still a Criminal. Chr.1 It was 5:00 pm and It was a Saturday. Courtney was studying for her LSAT,s. Courtney took a little break from studying in her guide book for the LSAT,s and got on her laptop. she went on super fun place where you can meet friends and do much more. she was chating to and bridgette and leshawna. leshawna girl: what,s up girl. Snow girl: my mom and dad went to the super market will not be back to 8:00 pm. leshawna girl: so courtney how,s law school. courtney in the real flash: It really awful they make every thing seen so boing. Snow girl: they do. courtney in the real flash: yes they do and i have to take LSAT. leshawna girl: sorry i got to go and meet my katie at starbucks. snow girl: well courtney bye i got to get off here before my dad see. courtney got off since all firends did. chr.2