*Chris Narrating* “Last Time On Total Related Island Lia Was Eliminated. We All Knew Andi Would Be Safe Cuz She Had Invincibility! With The 4th Camper Out Who Will Crack Under The Pressure On Total Related Island!”
I Wanna Be Famous……..
Sky: “Woo-Hoo Alright! Bring It On Chef!”
Alex: “Ya! Go Us!”
Heather: “Whatever, Freaks!”
Alex And Sky: “I Wouldn’t Be Talking Miss: Can Anyone Come In Here And Shave My Back?”
Heather: *Growls*
Sumer: “Yea You Tell Her Guys!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Wtf? Oh Yeah, Sumer Hates Heather.”
Andi: “Well, I Like Heather. But I Hate Courtney!”
Courtney: “Hey, I Heard That!”
Andi: “Does It Look Like A Care?”
Courtney: “Grrrrrrrrrrr! I Am So Calling My Lawyer!”
Jackie: “Omigosh Hi Courtney! Hi Duncan!”
Duncan: “Hey!!!”
Courtney: “Talking To My Lawyer, Now Shush!”
Lauren: “Back Off Jackie! He’s Mine!”
Jackie: “Um………….Ok……….What Made Ya Think That?”
Chef: “Listen, Guys…I Know We Bring Back Alot Of Castmates…..But Get Ready”……
Chris: “For This!”
*Boat Of Losers Comes Back*
Andi: “Kieran??????”
Kieran: “Hi You Guys! What’s Up?”
Alexa: “Getting Ready For A Challenge!”
Kieran: “I Might Wanna Get Ready To!”
Riana: “You Should, 4 Campers Have Already Went Home!”
Kieran: “Really, Which Ones?”
Manny: “Vanessa, Ashley, Lia, And Dawn!”
Kieran: “Oh, I Hope I Don’t Become One Of Them!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Ya, None Of Us Do.”
Kieran: “Wtf????”
Brooke: “Why Do You Guys Always Say The Same Things Together?”
Both Of The Katie’s: “We Really Don’t Know!”
Karen: O.o
Katie: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Courtney: “Oh No! The Dynamic Duo Is Coming Back!”
Chef: “Now Time For Today’s Challenge: A Truth Or Dare Game!”
All Of The Girls: “Easy. I Play It All The Time!”
Chef: “But It’s A Different Kind Of Truth Or Dare.”
Elizabeth: “Um………I Guess.”
Maggie: “What Do You Think They’ll Make Us Do?”
Katherine: “Relax! It’s Just Truth Or Dare!”
Maggie: “Fine! I’ll Play!”
Chef: “You Actually Don’t Have A Choice. If You Forfeit You Get Eliminated From The Show.”
*Round 1 Goes On And Is Now Finished*
Chef: “Alright, In The 1st Round Andi, Jackie, And Alexa Are Out!”
*Round 2 Goes On*
Chef: “Lauren, Karen, Riana, And Brooke Out Now With:
Ivy
Katherine
Kieran
Elizabeth
Katie
Sky
Maggie
Keira
Jared
And Sumer Remaining!”
*Round 3 Goes On*
Chef: “Kiera, Ivy, Sky, Katherine, And Maggie Are Eliminated! And Kieran I Forgot To Tell Ya, Your On The Killer Grips, I Think This Is The Last Round With 5 Castmates Remaining.”
Elizabeth & Jared Vs Katie & Sumer & Kieran!
Chef: “Now, Our Last Match, Log Rolling Challenge! Katie Vs Jared!”
Katie: “What?”
*Log Rolling Challenge*
Katie & Jared: “Whoa…Whoa!”
*Both Fall*
Chef: “Kieran, You’ll Be Sitting This One Out!”
Kieran: “K!”
Chef: “Elizabeth & Sumer, You’ll Have To Each Fight A Bear!”
Sumer And Elizabeth: “Oh-No.”
Chef: “But, Someone Will Be Playing A Bear.”
Sumer & Elizabeth: “Yes!”
*Sumer Fights It*
Sumer: “Ow, Ow, Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
Chef: “Sumer Is Out! That Means The Final Round Is Kieran Vs Elizabeth. You’ll Have To Play Kingdom Hearts Lolz.
Kieran: “Really? That’s Mah Specialty!”
Elizabeth: “Seriously, What Does This Have To Do With Truth Or Dare?”
*Plays Kingdom Hearts And Kieran Wins*
Kieran: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I Win!”
Chef: “Kieran Wins Invincibly For His Team!”
Kieran And His Team: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
*Chris Narrating* “Haha, That’s Weird! I Was Missing The Whole Episode! Anyway, The New Castmate Kieran, One The Challenge For His Team! So, The Screaming Gophers Have To Vote Someone Off! Oh And Jackie Your On The Gophers, So Who Will Get Eliminated Next On Total Related Island!”
I Wanna Be Famous……..
Sky: “Woo-Hoo Alright! Bring It On Chef!”
Alex: “Ya! Go Us!”
Heather: “Whatever, Freaks!”
Alex And Sky: “I Wouldn’t Be Talking Miss: Can Anyone Come In Here And Shave My Back?”
Heather: *Growls*
Sumer: “Yea You Tell Her Guys!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Wtf? Oh Yeah, Sumer Hates Heather.”
Andi: “Well, I Like Heather. But I Hate Courtney!”
Courtney: “Hey, I Heard That!”
Andi: “Does It Look Like A Care?”
Courtney: “Grrrrrrrrrrr! I Am So Calling My Lawyer!”
Jackie: “Omigosh Hi Courtney! Hi Duncan!”
Duncan: “Hey!!!”
Courtney: “Talking To My Lawyer, Now Shush!”
Lauren: “Back Off Jackie! He’s Mine!”
Jackie: “Um………….Ok……….What Made Ya Think That?”
Chef: “Listen, Guys…I Know We Bring Back Alot Of Castmates…..But Get Ready”……
Chris: “For This!”
*Boat Of Losers Comes Back*
Andi: “Kieran??????”
Kieran: “Hi You Guys! What’s Up?”
Alexa: “Getting Ready For A Challenge!”
Kieran: “I Might Wanna Get Ready To!”
Riana: “You Should, 4 Campers Have Already Went Home!”
Kieran: “Really, Which Ones?”
Manny: “Vanessa, Ashley, Lia, And Dawn!”
Kieran: “Oh, I Hope I Don’t Become One Of Them!”
Both Of The Katie’s: “Ya, None Of Us Do.”
Kieran: “Wtf????”
Brooke: “Why Do You Guys Always Say The Same Things Together?”
Both Of The Katie’s: “We Really Don’t Know!”
Karen: O.o
Katie: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
Courtney: “Oh No! The Dynamic Duo Is Coming Back!”
Chef: “Now Time For Today’s Challenge: A Truth Or Dare Game!”
All Of The Girls: “Easy. I Play It All The Time!”
Chef: “But It’s A Different Kind Of Truth Or Dare.”
Elizabeth: “Um………I Guess.”
Maggie: “What Do You Think They’ll Make Us Do?”
Katherine: “Relax! It’s Just Truth Or Dare!”
Maggie: “Fine! I’ll Play!”
Chef: “You Actually Don’t Have A Choice. If You Forfeit You Get Eliminated From The Show.”
*Round 1 Goes On And Is Now Finished*
Chef: “Alright, In The 1st Round Andi, Jackie, And Alexa Are Out!”
*Round 2 Goes On*
Chef: “Lauren, Karen, Riana, And Brooke Out Now With:
Ivy
Katherine
Kieran
Elizabeth
Katie
Sky
Maggie
Keira
Jared
And Sumer Remaining!”
*Round 3 Goes On*
Chef: “Kiera, Ivy, Sky, Katherine, And Maggie Are Eliminated! And Kieran I Forgot To Tell Ya, Your On The Killer Grips, I Think This Is The Last Round With 5 Castmates Remaining.”
Elizabeth & Jared Vs Katie & Sumer & Kieran!
Chef: “Now, Our Last Match, Log Rolling Challenge! Katie Vs Jared!”
Katie: “What?”
*Log Rolling Challenge*
Katie & Jared: “Whoa…Whoa!”
*Both Fall*
Chef: “Kieran, You’ll Be Sitting This One Out!”
Kieran: “K!”
Chef: “Elizabeth & Sumer, You’ll Have To Each Fight A Bear!”
Sumer And Elizabeth: “Oh-No.”
Chef: “But, Someone Will Be Playing A Bear.”
Sumer & Elizabeth: “Yes!”
*Sumer Fights It*
Sumer: “Ow, Ow, Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
Chef: “Sumer Is Out! That Means The Final Round Is Kieran Vs Elizabeth. You’ll Have To Play Kingdom Hearts Lolz.
Kieran: “Really? That’s Mah Specialty!”
Elizabeth: “Seriously, What Does This Have To Do With Truth Or Dare?”
*Plays Kingdom Hearts And Kieran Wins*
Kieran: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! I Win!”
Chef: “Kieran Wins Invincibly For His Team!”
Kieran And His Team: “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
*Chris Narrating* “Haha, That’s Weird! I Was Missing The Whole Episode! Anyway, The New Castmate Kieran, One The Challenge For His Team! So, The Screaming Gophers Have To Vote Someone Off! Oh And Jackie Your On The Gophers, So Who Will Get Eliminated Next On Total Related Island!”
Chris McLean was standing on top of a snowy mountain side near 2 log cabins. There was a ski lift, a mess hall, and a winter sports activity centre. Chris faced the camera and smiled a dazzling smile.
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"
"In Season 1 we had a tropical island. Season 2 an abandoned movie set. In Season 3 we travelled across the globe. And Season 4 we returned to the, now toxic, island. But this season will be different. 22 contestants will be staying in log cabins in the Colorado mountains.11 of these contestants will be South Park residents. The rest will be regular teens from across the globe. All will be competing for the million dollar prize. There will be laughs, some romance and a lot of drama. Stay tuned for the beggining of...Total...Drama...South Park!"