Stefani's audition-
"Oh um, hi. I'm Stefani. I'm here to explain why I would be great for Total Drama. Well um... Number one, I love to compete, but I'm also very nice at the same time. and the other reason is... well I'm kind of a loner without choice. I have no friends and I think this would be a great opportunity for me to finally make friends! I hope you take me into consideration!"

Serenity's audition-
"K, Chris. You got not choice here. You're gonna put me on the show, and you are just simply handing me the million dollars so I don't have to run through dirt and mutant crap. Got it? K, thanks, bye."

Jason's audition-
"Hi, I'm Jason. I think I'll be really good on Total Drama because I'm really athletic and a good teammate."