Chris Mclean: welcome to a season you'll never forget because im not hosting it a guy named Greg Mccort will be joining you while im on vacaion wooo

Greg: ok now that he's done we will begin welcome to season 3 and a half 12 campers have signed up to win 5 thousand bucks do you believe speaking of campers here comes Geoff

Geoff: yo greg whats up man am i the first here

Greg: yeah very first

*Geoff drops his bags and waits*

*Boat arrives*

Greg: here comes Gwen
*Gwen gets off the boat*

Gwen: what happened to Chris

Greg: he's on vacation why? want him back cause i have his number

Gwen:noooo! its okay it might be better with you

*Gwen drops her bags and waits*

*another boat arrives*

*Dj gets off the boat*

Dj: sup Greg is this the right place because i thought Chris mclean would be here

Greg: no its me now and you're 3rd please wait with the others

*another boat arrives*

*Courtney gets off the boat*

Courtney: what is this and why is she here

Greg: too bad Courtney you signed up and you get to be with her for the rest of the season

Courtney: Auugggh!

*another boat arrives*

*Duncan gets off the boat*

*Courtney looks away*

Courtney: Hmmph!

Greg: welcome Duncan the punk the rock,n,roll dude the....

Duncan: Shut up

*another boat arrives*

*Lindsay gets off the boat*

Greg: Hey lindsay welcome to...

Lindsay: oh my gosh this island again and my friends Geoff,Duncan,Dj,Courtney and..

Gwen: Count me out!

*another boat arrives*

*Trent gets of the boat*

Trent: hey wheres chris

Greg: if you say chris again i'll call him

Trent: whoa no okay man

*another boat arrives*

*Beth gets off the boat*

Lindsay: EEEEEEE!

Beth: my Bff I'm glad you're here

*another boat arrives*

*Tyler gets off the boat*

Tyler: Woohoo back again hey wheres....

Everyone: Don't say it!

Greg: welcome Tyler

*another boat arrives*

*Bridgette gets off the boat*

*Bridgette sees Geoff ,runs to him and they start kissing*

Greg: okaaaay that was so uncalled for

*another boat arrives*

*Noah gets off the boat*

Greg: Hey Noah

Noah: uh hey

*another boat arrives*

*Heather gets of the boat*

Heather: oh no not you losers and who are you

Greg: im Greg Mccort you're new host ok now that everyones here lets start with the teams ok if i call out you're name step forward ahem Tyler,Dj,Noah,Lindsay,Beth and Heather you guys are the LAZY BEARS!!

Noah: nice name...

Greg thanks okay now Trent,Geoff,Gwen,Duncan,Bridgette and Courtney you guys are the ANGRY ALLIGATORS!!!

Duncan: are you serious

Greg: no Just kidding yes! meet me at the cabins

*everyone heads to the cabins*

Greg: ok you know the rules, girls 1 cabin and boys the other

*Everyone enters their cabin*

Duncan: wow were here again

Noah: and Courtney's still mad at you

*Duncan almost punches Noah*

Duncan: SHUT UP!!

Geoff: ok stop guys just focus on the goal here

Noah: he's right

Heather: ok guys i have my own bed and you guys stay on the other

Beth: Lindsay stay with me

Lindsay: okay i call top

Bridgette: ok i'll go with gwen

Courtney i'll have my own

*Meanwhile at the boys cabin*

Noah: hey Geoff wanna bunk with me

Geoff: Sure

Duncan: hey Tyler You and me

Tyler: Alright

Dj: yo Trent me and you

Trent: okay if thats the only choice

Greg: now you've seen the beginning but it'll go on what will happen to the boys who will get kicked off first find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA
12-PERSON ISLAND.
(sorry its so long)