(I'm So Sorry I haven't gotten this up sooner!!! I rlly want to get this done b 4 2marro since I'll b gone almost all day 2marro. Well....ENJOY!!!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY (Thank you to Gwentrend24 for teaching me how to spell that very evil won't-let-me-spell-right-word :D)

Crystal: Ummm.....Chef. Not to be rude-

Star: Shocker

Crystal: *Gives Star a funny look* anyways......Why the heck are you here?

Chef: Well Rayla apparently 'needed sleep' because the doctors said it's 'not heathy' to stay up 5 days strait. *mumbles* Pshh when I was in the army sleep wasn't a choice. 

Noah: Please tell me you won't be in charge of the next challenge.

Chef: 'NUFF CHIT-CHAT!! The first YouTube inspired filth goes to Samantha!

I'm blue Dawboo-di Dawboo-die! Oh srry that songs stuck in my head well um final 2 r Crystal and Izzy

Chef: Well we all know little Miss Nut Head is going so.....GET YA BUTT OFF THE ISLAND!!

Izzy: No oversized cross-dresser tells Izzy what to do!!!! *Backflips and ends up kicking chef in the grouns*

Chef; *falls to the floor* Why....you!

Izzy: Mwhahaha!! No one shall catch me!!!! EEEEEEE!!!! See guys! I can also speak Dolphin! That was dolphin language for: LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT, THEN GO TO TACO BELL TO GET RICE!!!!
*jumps on dolphin of shame and leaves*

All: 0.o

Chef: I've seen all of these things and most of them end up with everybody wide eyed! Who writes this crap?! 

Harold: Well....

Chef: NOBODY CARES!!!! NOW GET YA BUTTS TO BED MAGGOTS!!!

THE NEXT DAY IN THE MESS HALL 

Zeke: Yo, Our host is missing Eh?

Mirra: Douse that mean we're having a free-day?

Just then, a tall African-American who was wearing glasses runs into the room.

Cody: Who are you?

Girl: Oh hi! I'm LeHenesee.

Cody: And why are you here?

LeHenesee: Oh!! Um... I'm being the host for today because Rayla is sick :)

Destrey: Well new host we need an intro!

LeHenesee: -.- Rayla told me about you.....

Destrey: AWWW!!! I feel so touched! Now intro!!!

LeHenesee: -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank!!! Stuff went on! And it just so happens to be that kinda stuff that makes a host fall asleep for a day! Will these campers annoy me?! Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Now campers, To the stage!

STAGE

LeHenesee: What you see now is a stage!

Noah: No Duh.

LeHenesee: Anyways..... When y'all are threw with it, it better look like a Run-way!

LeShawana: Oh Gurl!!!! I love fashion!

LeHenesee: Haha me to! That's why this week you guys are gonna make your own Fashion show!

all Girls except 4 Eva, Gwen, and Ava: YAY!!! 

Guys: BOOO!!!

LeHenesee: Ok so the rules are that your fashion show must have a female And male model. Each model will modal one outfit. Now before we start-

All: How bout a song?!

LeHenesee: FINE! Take all the fun out of it!!! Now sing!!!  

 I want to start a revolution
A type of personal solution
We all have got our own pollution
It's all about the execution

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

We're a complicated nation
And now we're in a situation
Let's take a Maybelline vacation
And get yourself some validation

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

I'll be your mirror
Darling, let your hair down
Show me what you're working with
And let me see you

Strut, strut
Strut, strut, how you wanna be

Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

Strut for me and show me what you're working with
Strut for me and show me what you're working with

LeHenesee: Great! Now get to work!

With El Skittles!!!

Bridgette: Ok so who wants to design the 2 outfits?

Samanthat: *Sigh* I guess I could....

Bridgette: Ok now Cody, you work out all the electric stuff.

Cody: Fine with me! 

Bridgette: Now for our models...... Any takers?

Robin: I'll do it!

Bridgette: Cool! So now for the guy.

After about 5 seconds of staring off into space.

Bridgette: Destrey Why don't-

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: But-

Destrey; No.

Bridgette: You don't even know what I'm going to say!

Destrey: Ok then say it.

Bridgette: Would you be are guy model?!

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: OH COME ON!!!

With LE Starburst!!!

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! How could they give us LE! We are much better then LE!

Mirra: Harold?

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! It's just so wrong!! GOSH!!! (I am putting way to many GOSHES) 

Mirra: HAROLD!!!

Harold: GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH!!!!!

Duncan: *punches Harold*

Harold:.............

Duncan: Please continue.

Mirra: Ok? So who's gonna design the clothes??

LeShawana: OH gurl! You have to let me do this! Shawnee lives to design! 

Noah: You also said you lived to dance. Remember how that turned out.

LeShawana: What's wrong with my dancing?!

Noah: Oh where to begin...

LeShwana: Oh Your askin for it string bean!!

Mirra: GUYS!! Focus we need to get this done!

All: *nods*

Mirra: Ok so Noah and Harold will do the electric crap sence there the nerds. Modles?

Crystal: I guess I can do it.

Star: Figures you'd want to show yourself off.

****CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: Umm wow..... That was really rude. I don't get why Star is so mad at me. I mean, I told her I don't like Noah, and that we're only friends. Besides, I think I kinda like someone on the other team. A tall, bunny loving someone. *sighs dreamily, and remembers where she is* Uh...I mean.. *cuts out*
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Mirra: Since the other two guys on our team are already doing something and I know for a fact that Duncan will never do it...... Alejandro? Can you model for us?

Alejandro: *Kisses Mirra's hand* If it will make you happy, it would be a great honer. 

Mirra: *blushes* O-ok :)

Yadayadayada , stuff goes on, GOSH GOSH GOSH.

LeHenesee: Annnnnnndddddd TIME!! Time to present the show starting with skittles. 

(Let's pretend the whole entire fashion show is over and Team skittles won because Alejandro tripped and fell off the stage.)

LeHenesee: Well this was.....interesting... Now you get questions! Who dose write this crap?, Who was Crystal talking about?, Will Rayla be awake next episode?! Find out next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!


(There LeHenesee! I finally put u in my story so stop asking!! I would like to thank my NEW co-writer Nocofangirl218! I know this was poo and I'm sorry. It's just that it's 3:02 am and I can barley keep my eyelids from closing! Please leave comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism!!! Thanks!! Abby/Starburst-Rock)