(completely ignores Total Drama World Tour)

Chris: Hello people, we are back for a third season! With some old and some new faces!! The first new face is my new cohost, Alyssa aka GinnyXHarryluv!
Alyssa: Hello! How do y'all do? Welcome to Total Drama Band!
Chris: I was gonna say that!
Alyssa: Well I said it for you. Now let's meet our contestants!!
Chris: Returning is:
Izzy!
Izzy: Boom-boom
Lindsay!
Lindsay: Hi Chris!!
Heather!
Heather: Whatever
LeShawna!
LeShawna: Hey y'all!
Gwen!
Gwen: Hi everyone!!
Beth!
Beth: Hi guys!
Bridgette!
Bridgette: Hi dudes!
Duncan!
Duncan: Hello morons
Geoff!
Geoff: Hi dudes!
Owen!
Owen:...

Chris:Campers, Come Out To The Dock. Someone New Is Here!
Duncan:It's A Celebrity!
(Courtney Punches Duncan On The Arm)
Duncan:Ow!
Courtney:It's Not A Celebrity, Stupid!
Colin:Hello Everyone, Glad I Could Come Along.
Chris:I'm Glad, Too! Where Are You From Again?
Colin:Boston.
Trent:Beantown, Huh? I Have Some Friends Who Live There!
Colin:I Never Knew That!
Trent:See Them If You Have A Chance.
Colin:OK!
Noah:Hi, It's Nice To See You.
Colin:And You Too Noah!
Sadie And Katie:Another Guest, EEEEEE!!!
(Sadie And Katie Hug Colin A Little Too Hard)
Colin:Ouch, Not So Hard! You're Crushing Me!
Lindsay:Well, Hello...

RECAP: I may have a crush on Duncan and he may like me back some, but I'll do all I have to just to keep him from getting too close to me... No way I'm letting another Juvie boy close enough to me to break my heart.
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*ALMOST LUNCHTIME*

Duncan and I had the same class schedule; every class we had, we had together. It was going to be really hard for me to stay away from him at this rate since he's pretty much following me all over the place. Still, I have my ways of avoiding people; I've had every excuse in the book in my mind so I could keep...

Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who said good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?

*theame song*

*non-first class*

*katie is bawling*

Jordan: aggggggggggggggg! i can't take it! vote her off already!!!!!
Wally: she tried to but didn't.
Zoey: i's been 3 weeks of none stop crying!...

(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one you guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist day and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come you dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give you a bone your safe the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze Swift
ok tak and angel i have one...

(We now head to the Famous Penguins cabin. Heather had hearts flown all around her.)

Izzy: Hey, Heather pie! What's up with you?

Heather: Well, i think i have a secret crush on Trent.

Alejandro: You do?

Heather: That's correct.

Beth: But it's too bad that he has already been takened by Gwen.

Duncan: Guess you have no choice but to find another man.

Heather: No way! I want to win Trent's heart. Gwen will not have him.

Izzy: Good for you.

Courtney: But you have to wait for the merge to get him.

Harold: Can you survive some eliminations until the merge starts?

Heather: Of course i can, Harold. I'm a game...

Chris: Yadyayada.... List is over here...

Storm and Cody

Zoey and Duncan

Melody and Harold

Mizzie and Annie

Ray and Alejandro

Addrey and Jar3d

Andrea and Lucas

Courtney and Gwen

Mizzie:IM WITH A GIRL?!

Chris: ABout that, we ran out of guys, so we stuck you with a girl

Courtney: NO! I NEED A GUY TO DATE!

Gwen: You went out with Duncan,though!

Courtney:WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!

Annie: I'm not too thrilled about going out with a girl....

Cody: YES YES YES.... IM GOING ON A DATE TONIGHT.....

Addrey: Captin Desperato....

Jar3d: *dying of laughter*

Melody: IM STUCK WITH A NERD!

Harold: Im stuck with a bully!

Zoey:...