Does Anyone Know How to Make a Remix for the Theme Song of TD, or Could You do it for Me?

Does anyone know some sort of music editing program or technique I can use to make a remix of the TD Theme Song? Or if anyone could do it for me that's be cool too...

*Opening Music Plays*

Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!

I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famooooooouuuuuuuusssss (slow motion)... 1-2-Ready-Go!

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine. You guys are on my mind! You asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is-I've already won!
Cause I wanna beeeeee... famooouuussss!
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!

*Opening Theme Music Plays*

I wanna live close the sun! Well pack your bags cause-plain to see! Everythin to prove nothin in my way! I'll get there one day-ay! Cause---
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!
Na-na-na-na-na-naaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa!!!
I wanna be-So pack your bags cause I've already won! I wanna be-Now I think the answer is plain to see! I wanna be-Everything to prove nothing in my way! I wanna be-I'll get there one day-ay! I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!

*Opening Music Plays*

*Whistling Music Starts*

Cause I wanna beeeeeee.... famoooooouuuuuuusssss.

*Guitar String Ending Note*

Oh, you probably didn't want to see that, but you know, in case anyone's got suggestions or something.