Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting in front of an SD60E*
SD60E: We lost two of our comrades who retired, and went to work on the Island Of Errol. Dragovich & Josh may have quit our railroad 5 years ago, but we will avenge them in honor of our railroad.
Song: link
SD60E: We will charge to the island, and spread communism around the rest of America!
Norfolk Southern Diesels: Da!!
SD60E: Follow me comrades. *Looks down at the tracks* After I find a way to get turned around.
Audience: *Laughing*
There was a total of 200 engines in the group. The SD60E leading the group smiled as they started their cross country trip.
Trainz
Episode 161: Норфолк Южный
Chicago, Illinois
CSX Diesels: *Stopping at a red signal* What gives? I thought we had the right of way.
Norfolk Southen Diesels: Nyet!
CSX Diesels: *Watching the parade of 200 diesels* This is the longest light engine move ever.
Kansas City, Missouri
NS SD40-2's: *Cheering*
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Smiling as they pass at 40 miles an hour*
Cheyenne, Wyoming
Union Pacific SD70M: Hey, you don't belong here!
NS Dash-9: *Fires an AK47*
Union Pacific SD70M: Ah! *Falls down on his left side*
San Francisco, California
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Stopping near a BNSF yard*
NS Dash-9: How do we get to Errol from here?
SD60E: Go to Santa Cruz.
The song suddenly stopped.
SD60E: Who turned off our glorious music?
NS GP40-2: I did.
SD60E: How did you get here?
NS GP40-2: I've been on loan to BNSF for a while, but I got a better song for you. *Gets in front of the big crowd*
Song: link
Dash-9: This better not take long.
SD60E: It's a Russian song. We have plenty of time to listen.
Audience: *Laughing*
NS GP40-2: Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki breeki breeki breeki brew. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki breeki breeki breeki chicken.
Dash-9: *Shoots the GP40-2 with his AK47*
The song stopped immediately when the GP40-2 got scrapped.
SD60E: You killed one of our comrades!
Dash-9: He was distracting us!
ES44AC: He was only playing music.
ES44DC: Besides, we needed a rest.
Dash-9: He was holding us up!
All the diesels immediately started fighting each other as a big cloud of smoke was formed.
Meanwhile on the Eastern Pacific.
Sean: *Yawns as he backs up to a passenger train at Nova Station*
Jesse: *Stops next to Sean with a freight* Morning sleepy cab.
Sean: Hi Jesse.
Jesse: What's on your mind today?
Sean: I know everyone else tells me not to worry about scrapping Dragovich & Josh, since it was an accident. Though, something tells me that was only the beginning.
Jesse: What do you mean?
Sean: Our railroad is in grave danger. Not from the Northern Errol Line, or the Zorrin & Southern, but another railroad, coming from the other side of America.
Jesse: And that my friend is called foreshadowing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I swear, everyone always breaks the 4th wall when another character starts foreshadowing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: Well you gotta admit, it's a popular pastime for characters in numerous stories.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'd like to see you break the 4th wall in the next episode.
Jesse: I'll think of something.
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
Cast of characters
Sean
Jesse
Soundtrack
Soviet March: Red Alert 3 Soundtrack
Cheeki Breeki: TECHNOSLAV aka Cossack-HD
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from September 14, 2020
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting in front of an SD60E*
SD60E: We lost two of our comrades who retired, and went to work on the Island Of Errol. Dragovich & Josh may have quit our railroad 5 years ago, but we will avenge them in honor of our railroad.
Song: link
SD60E: We will charge to the island, and spread communism around the rest of America!
Norfolk Southern Diesels: Da!!
SD60E: Follow me comrades. *Looks down at the tracks* After I find a way to get turned around.
Audience: *Laughing*
There was a total of 200 engines in the group. The SD60E leading the group smiled as they started their cross country trip.
Trainz
Episode 161: Норфолк Южный
Chicago, Illinois
CSX Diesels: *Stopping at a red signal* What gives? I thought we had the right of way.
Norfolk Southen Diesels: Nyet!
CSX Diesels: *Watching the parade of 200 diesels* This is the longest light engine move ever.
Kansas City, Missouri
NS SD40-2's: *Cheering*
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Smiling as they pass at 40 miles an hour*
Cheyenne, Wyoming
Union Pacific SD70M: Hey, you don't belong here!
NS Dash-9: *Fires an AK47*
Union Pacific SD70M: Ah! *Falls down on his left side*
San Francisco, California
Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Stopping near a BNSF yard*
NS Dash-9: How do we get to Errol from here?
SD60E: Go to Santa Cruz.
The song suddenly stopped.
SD60E: Who turned off our glorious music?
NS GP40-2: I did.
SD60E: How did you get here?
NS GP40-2: I've been on loan to BNSF for a while, but I got a better song for you. *Gets in front of the big crowd*
Song: link
Dash-9: This better not take long.
SD60E: It's a Russian song. We have plenty of time to listen.
Audience: *Laughing*
NS GP40-2: Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki breeki breeki breeki brew. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki. Cheeki Breeki breeki breeki breeki chicken.
Dash-9: *Shoots the GP40-2 with his AK47*
The song stopped immediately when the GP40-2 got scrapped.
SD60E: You killed one of our comrades!
Dash-9: He was distracting us!
ES44AC: He was only playing music.
ES44DC: Besides, we needed a rest.
Dash-9: He was holding us up!
All the diesels immediately started fighting each other as a big cloud of smoke was formed.
Meanwhile on the Eastern Pacific.
Sean: *Yawns as he backs up to a passenger train at Nova Station*
Jesse: *Stops next to Sean with a freight* Morning sleepy cab.
Sean: Hi Jesse.
Jesse: What's on your mind today?
Sean: I know everyone else tells me not to worry about scrapping Dragovich & Josh, since it was an accident. Though, something tells me that was only the beginning.
Jesse: What do you mean?
Sean: Our railroad is in grave danger. Not from the Northern Errol Line, or the Zorrin & Southern, but another railroad, coming from the other side of America.
Jesse: And that my friend is called foreshadowing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I swear, everyone always breaks the 4th wall when another character starts foreshadowing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jesse: Well you gotta admit, it's a popular pastime for characters in numerous stories.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'd like to see you break the 4th wall in the next episode.
Jesse: I'll think of something.
Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link
Cast of characters
Sean
Jesse
Soundtrack
Soviet March: Red Alert 3 Soundtrack
Cheeki Breeki: TECHNOSLAV aka Cossack-HD
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from September 14, 2020
The Office: Shut Up About The Sun
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely you already knew that.
Cast
Kenny: Gabe
Austin: Andy
Ethan: Jim
Audio for the skit (Start at 0:47): link
Kenny: How far away is the sun?
Austin: Uh, 93,000,000 miles.
Ethan: Is it?
Austin: Yeah, and the diameter of the sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the earth, and 330,000 times heavier than the earth.
Kenny: Shut up about the sun. Shut up, about the sun!!
Austin & Ethan: *Looking at Kenny with concerned faces*
This has to be the shortest skit ever, but if the reproduction skit wasn't done, this would also be the funniest.
Episode 96 has been delayed. It was supposed to be published on Tuesday, but I have been busy with work, and other articles. Sorry for any inconvenience.
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production, surely you already knew that.