A few minutes ago on a fictional island ten miles from California.

Song (Start at 0:06): link

The Eastern Pacific has a new enemy. Ian has betrayed many of his friends, all because they think he should be more polite. Juliette has joined Ian's new railroad to get back at Ms. Scarlett, and everyone else on the Eastwood & Mossberg.

Although Juliette has been scrapped, Ian is still running the Zorrin & Southern to help Mr. Bruce destroy the Eastern Pacific.

While the Zorrin & Southern continues with their routine operations of both passenger, and freight trains, Ian has created a plan he thinks will succeed in destroying his opponents.

Jared: *Angrily in a siding, looking back at the black smoke coming from his engine*
Ian: *Stops next to Jared* Come on man, you gotta stop having these issues!
Jared: Don't lecture me. I'll break down whenever I want.
Ian: I'm gonna start calling you Mr. Unreliable from now on.
Jared: Maybe if I had a wider body, I could have room for a bigger engine without any reliability issues.
Ian: Bigger engines don't- wait a minute. You gave me a brilliant idea. *Leaves Jared behind*
Jared: What about my train?!
Ian: Do it yourself!
Jared: Who's unreliable now?

A post truck was leaving the Zorrin & Southern's headquarters in Eastwood.

Ian: Let's see how Sean reacts to this.

The truck arrived at Mossberg Harbor. Shayne was the only one there, waiting for a green signal so he could leave with ten freight cars.

Mailman: *Steps out of his truck with a letter* Are you Shayne?
Shayne: Yes. Why?
Mailman: I got a letter for you from an Ian on the Zorrin & Southern. It says he wants to fight you. He has given himself the advantage by becoming wider.

Song (Start at 8:31): link

Shayne: Wider huh?
Mailman: That's what it says boss.
Shayne: Challenge accepted! *Leaves the harbor*
Mailman: *Looks back at the letter* Oh wait. It says it's for Sean. Ah whatever. It's too late to change it now.
Audience: *Laughing*

As Shayne left, he became wide, and took up both tracks of the mainline. Ian did the same thing while travelling on his railroad.

Wide Shayne: link
Wide Ian: link

Shayne: *Frowning as he goes west at 50 miles an hour*
Ian: *Frowning as he goes east at 60 miles an hour*

Ian now made his way onto the Hunterdon Central, waiting to find Sean. He didn't realize though that Shayne was sent to fight him.
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Meme Artists: *Following Shayne in '64 Impalas* Yo, this song is da best! *Headbanging while making a rock sign with their right hands*
Audience: *Laughing*
Criminals: *Following Ian in '49 Mercury's*
Shayne: Ah!!
Ian: Ah!!
Shayne: *Blows his horn*
Ian: *Blows his horn*
Jesse: *Watching Shayne pass as he waits at a red signal* What did I just witness?

He wasn't the only one confused with Shayne, and Ian being wide.

Jerry: What the hell?! *Goes backwards onto the wye, watching Shayne pass him*
Ian: Get out of the way!
Ethan: *His pupils shrink as he watches Ian from a siding*
Shayne: *Going down the hill towards the HC interchange*
Ian: *Watching the criminals follow him in their Mercury's*
Criminals: *Loading their Tommyguns*
Meme Artists: *Loading their Mac 10's*
Mily: *Cheerfully waiting at Nova station with 8 passenger cars*
Shayne: *Destroys part of the station while charging towards Ian*
Mily: What did the station ever do to you?!
Meme Artists: *Following Shayne in their Impalas*
Ian: *Sees three headlights* Wait a second. *Squints, and sees Shayne's orange paint* That mailman screwed up! I told him to get Sean, not Shayne!
Shayne: Here we go Ian! You want a fight?! You got one!
Ian: Ah!!
Criminals: Ah!!
Meme Artists: Ah!!
Shayne: Ah!! *Blows his horn*
Ian: *Blows his horn*

The song is turned off as Shayne crushed Ian, and a few of his freight cars.

Criminals: *Looking at Shayne backing up*
Meme Artists: *Watching Shayne come towards them*
Shayne: *Stops next to the meme artists* Too easy.
Ian: *Barely able to talk since he sustained numerous injuries*
Criminals: Let's get out of here! *Driving back to the Zorrin & Southern*
Meme Artists: *Cheering for Shayne*
Sean: *Stops at Mirage Station* We did a whole episode without narration again.
S.B: Ah!! *Running down the street at 30 miles an hour*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Woman 53: No narrator?
Man 67: No narrator.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Now I just gotta wait for Mily and her passengers.
Mily: *Stops next to Sean* Did you see what happened to Shayne?
Sean: I didn't see him yet. Why?
Mily: He got bigger!
Sean: Ah. He must have been showing off his w i d e cab.
Mily: I thought you said you didn't see him.
Sean: No, but a mailman told me about it. He had a letter for me, but accidentally gave it to Shayne. It was from Ian. Whatever it was, I'm sure Shayne won.
Shayne: *Passes the two of them with another freight train. He's back to his normal size* Hi guys.
Sean: Told you.
Conductor: All aboard!
Sean: *Blows his horn twice, and leaves*
Mily: Huh. I guess you learn something new everyday.

Ending song (Start at 10:28): link

Cast of characters

Jared
Ian
Shayne
Jesse
Jerry
Ethan
Mily
Sean
And Sean Bodine as S.B.

Soundtrack

Star Wars Theme: John Williams
80's Disco Mix: Piotr

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 17, 2021