Sean is the narrator

Narrator: Why am I still doing this?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Trainz was filmed in front of a live studio audience!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Now I got something more important to take care of. I've been invited to a railroad in California.
Crane: *Loading Sean onto a cargo ship*

Jazlin watched Sean with Austin, and Jack The Truck as their friend was gently lowered onto the boat.

Sean: Okay guys, I'll see you next week!
Cargo Ship: *Blows his horn while leaving the harbor*
Jack The Truck: Goodbye Sean.
Jazlin: I love you!
Austin: Bon voyage!
Jack The Truck: Austin, why did you say Bon Voyage?
Jazlin: Yeah, this isn't 1930.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Austin: *Sulks as he puffs away*
Jack The Truck: *Leaves Jazlin to watch Sean's boat continue off into the horizon*

Sean: *Pulling 8 Amfleets*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars next to each other*
Grayback: *Refueling while waiting for another freight*
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Pulling a freight train with Tito*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*

TRAINZ

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
Marisa of the Eastwood & Mossberg
Ian of the Zorrin & Southern
Sean Bodine as S.B.
And many more!

Mason: *Stops with a passenger train at Zorrin Union Station*
Megan: *Passing Veronica as they both pull passenger trains*

Episode 164: California Railroading

Jazlin: *Slowly backs into the roundhouse* I miss Sean. I hope he's doing okay.
Jesse: *Backs into the roundhouse with Rio*
Rio: Still waiting for S.B to come back?
Jazlin: Yes.
Jesse: You're not nervous about him, are you?
Jazlin: Not really. I know he can take care of himself.

Los Angeles, California

Sean: *Leaving the harbor* I need to go through a place called Cajon Pass. I don't want to deal with those arrogant jerks from BNSF so I'm taking a short cut.

Song: link

The short cut Sean took was actually longer, and on an abandoned section of trackage.

Sean: Now I can visit Jade, and Alinah without any-whoa!!! *Goes down a 90% grade* Who created this railROAD!!!!!! *Goes over a loop, and is now upside down through a gold mine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: How am I not derailed yet?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Goes airborne through a tunnel, and lands on his wheels on another track* Well at least I don't have to deal with- *Gets hit by a big leaf on a tropical tree* How are these trees here in a desert?! Who's in charge of the realism department?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Writer 34: Someone in the show is questioning our decisions! Teach him a lesson!
Writer 56: Yes sir.
Sean: *Looks behind him, and sees a boulder* WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Going down another hill, trying to outrun the boulder*

The song stops as we transition to Jazlin, still waiting for Sean to return to the roundhouse. She is accompanied by Mily, and Adam.

Sean: *Slowly approaches the turntable, covered in dirt, blood, and cactus stickers* how did I not get scrapped?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Sean, are you okay?
Adam: What did you do?
Sean: Well I wanted to visit Jade & Alinah on the Arizona & California Railroad, but I took a wrong turn and went through an abandoned mine, got chased by a boulder, jumped over a big square hole filled with rattlesnakes, landed in a cactus field, and slid down a mountain only to land on a boat coming back here.
Jazlin: You got pretty lucky with that last part.
Sean: Yeah..I guess. Remind me never to go to California ever again!
Audience: *Laughing*

Ending theme (Start at 1:10): link

Cast of characters

Sean
Jack The Truck
Jazlin
Austin
Jesse
Rio
Mily
Adam

Soundtrack

CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Indiana Jones Theme: John Williams

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from January 17, 2021