Episodes 72 and 73 have been combined to make one big episode.
Marisa: *Stops at the harbor*
Mily: *Sees Marisa stop next to her* Hey. When was the last time I saw you?
Marisa: Too long. I see you got a new paint scheme.
Mily: That's right. Do you like it?
Marisa: I do. It really suits you.
Mily: But I am going to miss my old paint scheme.
Marisa: You can always switch back to your old paint scheme. Listen Mily, my train keeps getting heavier at every station I stop at. You wouldn't mind helping me out, would you?
Mily: No, not at all. I'll help you.
Song (Start it at 4:57): link
Impala Station was crowded.
Danielle: What's going on here?
Person 75: We're getting this station set up for a concert. It's a Rock & Roll concert, and many great bands, and musicians are going to be here.
Danielle: Now I can't wait to see that.
Marisa & Mily: *In Impala Station
Marisa: You can get turned around, while I bring the coaches to the platform.
Mily: Will you be able to do it by yourself?
Marisa: I think so.
Mily: *Heads off to the turntable*
A blue diesel appeared next to Marisa. His name is Rollo
Rollo: Hello.
Marisa: Hi. What can I do for you?
Rollo: What's your railroad called?
Marisa: The Eastwood & Mossberg.
Rollo: Your railroad goes into Eastwood?
Marisa: Yes.
Rollo: Thank you. *Moves forward*
Marisa: Um, why did you want to know that?
Rollo: There's something in Eastwood that me, and my friends want. *Heads for the turntable*
Mily: *Heads off of the turntable, and goes to Impala Station. She stops when she sees Rollo in front of her* Excuse me? May I get by please?
Rollo: Why certainly. *Moves forward into a siding to let Mily pass*
At the station
Marisa: *Stops when the coaches are on the Eastwood & Mossberg tracks*
Mily: *Passes Marisa* There's a diesel using the turntable. He'll probably still be on there when you arrive.
Marisa: Okay. *Heads for the turntable*
Mily: *Backs up to the coaches, and couples on*
Marisa: *Sees the diesel pass her on the track next to her, and she stops on the turntable. She turns around, and heads for Impala Station*
Rollo: *Slowly passing Mily*
Mily: Hey, it's you again.
Rollo: *Stops next to Mily* Oh hello. How did such a beautiful steam engine like you get on here?
Mily: I'm sorry, but flirting won't help you get on the Eastwood & Mossberg. No diesels are allowed.
Rollo: Okay then. *Backs up*
Danielle: *On another passenger train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Danielle: *Blows her whistle twice, and takes off with her passenger train*
Song: link
Rollo: *Couples up to the back of the train, and goes with Danielle*
Mily: *Sees Rollo* Hey!!
Marisa: *Arrives*
Mily: Come on Marisa, we gotta stop that diesel!!
Marisa: *Takes off*
Mily: *Uncouples from the train, and moves forward*
Danielle: *Passing Sharon*
Sharon: *Looking at Danielle's train, then sees Rollo. She goes faster to tell Danielle*
Rollo: *Looks behind him* Those two engines think they can catch me? I don't think so. I'll get to Eastwood, and please my owner.
Danielle: *Increasing her speed*
Sharon: Danielle? DANIELLE!! She can't hear me, and there's no way I can catch up to her. *Looks behind her* Mily, and Marisa. They're far behind, but I think they can catch up.
Mily: *Going 100 miles an hour*
Marisa: What's the plan?
Mily: It looks like she's going 90. You get in front of her, I'll couple up at the back. Signal me with three whistles when you're ready.
Marisa: You got it. *Gets in front of Mily*
Sharon: *Moves into a siding to let Mily, and Marisa pass* Good luck you two.
Mily & Marisa: *Both going 105*
Theme Song: link
Mily & Marisa: *Pass Sharon*
Rollo: *Watching them catch up*
Intro
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Mily, Jazlin, and Austin*
Makenzie: *Pulling passenger cars out of the train yard*
Grayback: *Stops at a station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angry as he looks at Ferris, and Jack to his left*
Kenny: *Refueling at a depot*
Juliette: *Passes Larissa with a passenger train*
Trainz
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train of boxcars, and Auto Carriers*
Marisa: *Pulling eighteen passenger cars*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Song: link
Mily: *Following Marisa as they try to stop Danielle*
Trainz: Research & Satire
Mily: *Heads onto the left track, to be on the same track that Danielle is on*
Rollo: *Watching Mily get behind him*
Marisa: *Slowly passing Danielle's train*
Mily: *Behind Rollo, waiting for Marisa to get in front of the train*
Marisa: *Passing the second coach on Danielle's train*
Passengers: *Watching Marisa pass the train*
Danielle: *Sees Marisa get next to her* Hi Marisa.
Marisa: Danielle, you need to stop. There's a diesel on your train.
Danielle: Oh... Okay. *Stopping*
Rollo: Ugh..! *Uncouples from Danielle's train, and stops*
Mily: *Couples up to Rollo*
Stop the song
Mily: Okay, you're heading back to the station right now. First, we gotta go to my friends at the front of the train.
Danielle: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't notice.
Marisa: Don't worry about it. It's okay.
Mily: *Arrives with Rollo* This is the engine that coupled up to your train.
Danielle: You're British. You should be ashamed of yourself, trying to get onto this railroad. Diesels are not allowed.
Rollo: For what reason?
Marisa: You make some of us feel uncomfortable.
Rollo: For what? All I wanted to do was go into Eastwood.
Mily: There's another way to go there. *Pulling Rollo away*
Rollo: What is it with diesels that make steam engines feel uncomfortable?
Mily: They don't want to risk being assaulted.
Austin, and Sean were in the roundhouse
Austin: When is Mr. Baldwin going to let us work?
Sean: When he pops out of that tower.
Austin: When do we get our audience to laugh?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Good answer.
Mr. Baldwin: *Appears* I'm sorry you two, but I have no work for you today.
Sean: Well, what do we do now?
Mr. Baldwin: Entertain yourselves.
Sean: That's easier said than done. Sooner or later, once we start, we'll be bored all over again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'm sure you two will think of something. *Leaves*
Mily: *Passes the roundhouse, taking Rollo away*
Sean: Seems like Mily made a new friend.
Austin: Let's talk to them.
They left the roundhouse to follow the two engines.
Sean: And about the title. Research & Satire. When do those two come in?
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Search me, but it better be in this episode, otherwise, the title will mislead our entire audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: With their laughing, I don't think they'll mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily & Rollo: *Stop, as they reach a red signal*
Mily: You remember the directions I gave you?
Rollo: I'll remember them, and then I'll forget once I get there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: I think this is where the satire comes in.
Mily: You go straight until you reach the Hunterdon Central Line. Then, you go left, and stay on Kenny's Line until you reach Eastwood. If you end up making a left turn at Albuquerque, you definitely went too far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yep, that'll do it.
Rollo: *Leaves*
Up north, at Bellette Station, 3, and Francesca were waiting for Rollo.
3: Our research is not going well.
Francesca: Our owner sent us here for a very important job. The gold in Eastwood must be found.
3: We'll find it.
Rollo: *Arrives*
Francesca: Where have you been?
Rollo: Attempting to get into Eastwood, while you two lazily sat here, doing nothing.
Francesca: Excuse me?
Rollo: You're excused.
Audience: *Laughing*
Francesca: Excuse me?
Rollo: I'll have you know that I am tired of you acting like the leader. You barely do anything, and when things don't go our way, you blame it on me, and 3, when we put in all of the effort, and you sit on your big tender, doing nothing.
Francesca: Big tender?!
Audience: *Laughing*
3: You two? This fighting is getting us nowhere. We still have to find the gold.
Francesca: 3 is correct, so..... You two search for it on the Eastwood & Mossberg's tracks, and I'll look on Kenny's Line.
Rollo: It would be better, if you look on the E&M. Diesels aren't allowed on that line.
Francesca: No. I search on Kenny's Line. You look on the Eastwood & Mossberg. Do as I say, or I'll tell our owner that you two have been slacking, when he arrives.
Rollo: Even though you're the slacker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the Eastern Pacific Roundhouse
Mr. Baldwin: Who did you say this diesel was?
Mily: Rollo.
Mr. Baldwin: What's he doing here?
Mily: Sir?
Mr. Baldwin: His controller, Michael Shaff has been a rival of mine for ten years. We used to be engineers on the Canadian National, but he was jealous of my performance on the job. He started to sabotage the locomotives, in an attempt to make me look bad, but he only made the other engineers look bad, and our controller fired him. He started his own railroad in England called The Perfect Line.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Why, The Perfect Line?
Mr. Baldwin: Because he's British. What other name would you expect from a British guy? They're the only perfect people on the planet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Go with Jazlin, and find Rollo.
Mily: We'll get him.
Jazlin: What do you want us to do with him when we get him?
Mr. Baldwin: Take him to the harbor, and get him on the first boat heading to England.
They left, and ten minutes later, they were getting close.
Francesca: Good luck you two, and don't forget to use your new gadgets.
3: Got it.
Rollo: Good luck to you too Francesca.
Francesca: *Heads off to go to Kenny's Line*
She went west, and the two diesels started to go East, but they saw two engines coming towards them.
Song: link
Rollo: It's that blue steam engine I was telling you about, and she's got a friend.
3: Let's get out of here.
One of the gadgets they used, made their faces go on the other side, so they could see where they were going. They used it, and started heading West.
Jazlin: Did you see that?
Mily: Those double cab diesels still won't get away from us.
Rollo: *Next to 3, and they are both going 90 miles an hour*
Mily: Stay behind the green guy. Rollo is mine.
Jazlin: The diesels are going down.
They passed through Delta Station, when Rollo poured grease onto the tracks
Mily: Whoa!! *Goes over the grease, and her wheels slip* I can't grip the rails!
She had to stop to get her wheels cleaned
Mily: *Applies her brakes, but can't slow down* I can't stop!
Rollo: So long!
Jazlin: That was mean. Now I have to get both of them.
3: *Sees a hill in front of him, and activates turbo engines*
Jazlin: *Sees the turbo engines*
3: *Activates them, and dramatically increases speed*
As he got to the top, 3 went airborne.
Jazlin: *Stops at the top of the hill*
3: *Lands perfectly on the rails* See you later Blue Comet! *Takes off*
Stop the song
Jazlin: *Backs up next to Mily* Did you get your wheels cleaned yet?
Mily: Almost. I feel really bad letting you down like that Jazlin.
Jazlin: Oh, forget about it. We wouldn't have caught them anyway. They have these jet engines that make them go airborne on hills.
Mily: That, I gotta see.
Worker: Okay, the tracks are cleaned.
Worker 88: And so are your wheels. You can head back to the roundhouse.
Mily: Thanks you two. *Puffs backwards to the sheds with Jazlin*
That night at the roundhouse
Jazlin: I think I know what to do to stop those engines.
Mily: I'm all ears.
Jazlin: Sean, Austin, Jesse, care to help us out?
Sean: No problem. Let's go.
Song: link
Mily: *Leading the other engines towards Nova Station*
Jesse & Austin: *Following Mily*
Sean & Jazlin: *Following the others, as hearts appear between them*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: *Looks at the switch to Tracy, and Middlesex Station, and thinks*
Jazlin: *With Sean at Mossberg Harbor*
Jesse: *Looking at the Eastern Pacific/Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Austin: *Looking at Impala Station*
Stop the song
When the engines met back at the roundhouse, they immediately started a conversation.
Jazlin: Okay, how did your research go?
Jesse: Good.
Austin: We know where to wait for our friends if they come towards us, after stealing the gold.
Jazlin: Jesse, Sean, we need you two at the harbor. Austin, wait at Cadillac Station. Mily, and I will wait for them, where they got away from us earlier today.
Mily: At the top of the hill?
Jazlin: Yeah.
Next day, Francesca, Rollo, and 3 were on Kenny's Line. They found the gold.
Rollo: We found it!
3: And we dug it out! Although we don't have shovels, or arms.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rollo: And now, we wait for our controller.
Michael Shaff: *Arrives in a Bentley*
Francesca: You got here quickly.
Michael Shaff: *Gets out to talk to his engines* I did. Now you must leave quickly. The engines on Kenny's Line will wake up in half an hour.
Rollo: We better leave before they wake up.
Michael Shaff: It should only take you twenty minutes to get off this line. I'll wait for you at the harbor.
Francesca: Got it. Let's go you two. *Leaves with Rollo, and 3*
Michael: *Takes the gold, and gets back in his car*
Francesca went to Mossberg Harbor using the Northern Errol Line. Rollo, and 3 went east on the Hunterdon Central's tracks.
Michael Shaff: *Driving his Bentley* I think I should take a left here to get to the harbor. *Sees Mr. Baldwin on a train being pulled by Jerry*
Song: link
Michael Shaff: Uh oh!!! *Drives forward, passing Jerry, and goes onto the train tracks*
Austin: *Moves backwards to block Michael*
Michael Shaff: *Crashes in the station*
Austin: We got him Mr. Baldwin!
Mr. Baldwin: Good. Now we just need to wait for the others to catch his engines.
Rollo & 3: *Going over the hill, when they see Mily, and Jazlin blocking their path*
Rollo: Let's get away from them! *Goes backwards*
3: *Goes over a switch to pass the two engines*
Jazlin: *Goes backwards as she chases 3*
Francesca: *Arrives at Mossberg Harbor*
Sean: *Couples up to the front of Francesca*
Francesca: How dare you! *Tries to go backwards, but her wheels slip*
Jesse: *Gets behind Francesca* Speaking for yourself? You're going back to England.
3: *Sees Tabby heading towards him with a passenger train* Oh dear! *Switches back onto Jazlin's train*
Jazlin: *Couples up to 3* Got you!!!!
Stop the song
3: Your friend will never find Rollo.
Jazlin: That's not true. She'll find him.
On the Hunterdon Central, Mily was looking near some sheds.
Mily: *Stops in front of one shed. She blows steam from her cylinders, and uses it to open the door*
Rollo: Uh oh.
Mily: Uh oh is right. You're coming with me. *Couples up to Rollo, and takes him to Mossberg Harbor*
Ten minutes later
Mr. Baldwin: *Watches the ship taking Rollo, 3, Francesca, and Michael Shaff back to England*
Sean: What now sir?
Mr. Baldwin: I have to go to Impala Station for a Rock & Roll concert. Mily, Jazlin, I need you two there as well.
Mily: Good. I love Rock music. *Goes with Jazlin
Song: link
DJ: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Impala Station, where the Rock & Roll concert of Mossberg is being held. We have hundreds of guests, including a lot of celebrities. We have Tom Cruise, and Oscar Isaac. James Franco is here, along with Ray Liotta, Tim Allen, and Erik Estrada. If you think movie stars are the only celebrities we have here, you're wrong. We also have Matt Joyce of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Football, we have Jordan Matthews, Ben Roethlisberger, and Rob Gronkowski. More celebrities include Matt Stone, Seth Macfarland, and Scott Caan. Also at the concert, S.B's brother, Louis Bodine, visiting all of the way from New Jersey. Hello Louis.
Mr. Baldwin: This is a great show so far.
Ms. Scarlett: I must agree. Thank you for inviting me to your party.
DJ: Our first band in the concert, is Leif Garrett's band.
S.B: *Talking to Mr. Baldwin, and Ms. Scarlett*
DJ: Hold up. It appears that the guitar player for Leif Garrett has not arrived. He got involved in an accident while riding a boat to get onto the island.
Mr. Baldwin: S.B, you should totally take over for Leif's guitar player.
S.B: I should?
Mr. Baldwin: Yeah, you're a great guitar player.
Ms. Scarlett: Go for it. Who else thinks S.B should do it?
Mily: I do.
Jazlin: Me too.
Danielle: Come on S.B.
Marisa: You got what it takes. Go up there.
S.B: Okay, here I go. *Runs over to Leif*
DJ: It appears that S.B is taking over for Leif's guitar player. Let's give it up to S.B.
Audience: *Cheering*
DJ: And now. *Turns off the intermission music* It's time to Rock & Roll!!!!
Song: link
S.B: *Playing his guitar*
Audience: *Cheering*
Jazlin: Alright!
Mily: Go Sean!!
Leif Garrett: *Begins to sing* You came here needin' adventure, and you were looking for a new place to dance. You wanted something that's better, so girl you took a chance. And now you're runnin' and glidin', you're slippin' and slidin', you're fallin' all over yourself. But when you're out on the floor, your're not afraid any more. That's where you wanted to be, you can blame it on me. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. New York City nights. You feel the movement inside you, and it's pounding down deep in your heart. And every time I'm beside you, the beat begins to start. And now you're runnin' and glidin', you're slippin' and slidin', you're fallin' all over yourself. But when you're out on the floor, your're not afraid any more. That's where you wanted to be, you can blame it on me. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. New York City nights. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Ooooh, yeah. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Ooooh, yeah. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Whoooa, yeah!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
DJ: We're back to the intermission song while the next band gets set up.
Song: link
S.B: *Puts his guitar in it's case*
Leif: That was great. Thanks for playing for me.
S.B: Anytime. I just wish you could stay longer.
Leif: Me too, but I got places to be.
Mily & Jazlin: *Move near Leif*
Leif: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* So it's true, the engines on this island do talk.
Mily: Can we get your autograph?
Leif: Sure. You two are lucky. You're the first engines to get my autograph. *Grabs a marker* Where do you want me to sign?
Jazlin: Sign it on my cab.
Leif: *Goes to Jazlin's cab, and signs his name on there* And your friend?
Mily: *Whispers to Jazlin*
Jazlin: Oooh.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily got Leif's signature on her left cylinder.
Mily: Every engine is going to love this.
S.B: I'm sure they will.
Mily: *Laughs*
Jazlin: *Laughs*
Leif: Now which one of you two wants to give me a ride to the harbor?
Mily: Can we both do it?
Leif: Sure.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with Mily, and Jazlin double heading Leif Garrett's train to Mossberg Harbor. S.B is on board as well, sitting next to Leif.
Characters used for episode
Mily
Marisa
Danielle
Rollo
Sharon
Austin
Sean
3
Francesca
Jazlin
Jesse
Jerry
Tabby
Ms. Scarlett
Mr. Baldwin
And S.B. AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
Disco Orchestra: Alan Silvestri
Stage 7: Decap Attack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Hamilton Bohannon - I'll Be Here For You
New York City Lights: Leif Garrett
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 8, 2016
Marisa: *Stops at the harbor*
Mily: *Sees Marisa stop next to her* Hey. When was the last time I saw you?
Marisa: Too long. I see you got a new paint scheme.
Mily: That's right. Do you like it?
Marisa: I do. It really suits you.
Mily: But I am going to miss my old paint scheme.
Marisa: You can always switch back to your old paint scheme. Listen Mily, my train keeps getting heavier at every station I stop at. You wouldn't mind helping me out, would you?
Mily: No, not at all. I'll help you.
Song (Start it at 4:57): link
Impala Station was crowded.
Danielle: What's going on here?
Person 75: We're getting this station set up for a concert. It's a Rock & Roll concert, and many great bands, and musicians are going to be here.
Danielle: Now I can't wait to see that.
Marisa & Mily: *In Impala Station
Marisa: You can get turned around, while I bring the coaches to the platform.
Mily: Will you be able to do it by yourself?
Marisa: I think so.
Mily: *Heads off to the turntable*
A blue diesel appeared next to Marisa. His name is Rollo
Rollo: Hello.
Marisa: Hi. What can I do for you?
Rollo: What's your railroad called?
Marisa: The Eastwood & Mossberg.
Rollo: Your railroad goes into Eastwood?
Marisa: Yes.
Rollo: Thank you. *Moves forward*
Marisa: Um, why did you want to know that?
Rollo: There's something in Eastwood that me, and my friends want. *Heads for the turntable*
Mily: *Heads off of the turntable, and goes to Impala Station. She stops when she sees Rollo in front of her* Excuse me? May I get by please?
Rollo: Why certainly. *Moves forward into a siding to let Mily pass*
At the station
Marisa: *Stops when the coaches are on the Eastwood & Mossberg tracks*
Mily: *Passes Marisa* There's a diesel using the turntable. He'll probably still be on there when you arrive.
Marisa: Okay. *Heads for the turntable*
Mily: *Backs up to the coaches, and couples on*
Marisa: *Sees the diesel pass her on the track next to her, and she stops on the turntable. She turns around, and heads for Impala Station*
Rollo: *Slowly passing Mily*
Mily: Hey, it's you again.
Rollo: *Stops next to Mily* Oh hello. How did such a beautiful steam engine like you get on here?
Mily: I'm sorry, but flirting won't help you get on the Eastwood & Mossberg. No diesels are allowed.
Rollo: Okay then. *Backs up*
Danielle: *On another passenger train*
Conductor: All aboard!
Danielle: *Blows her whistle twice, and takes off with her passenger train*
Song: link
Rollo: *Couples up to the back of the train, and goes with Danielle*
Mily: *Sees Rollo* Hey!!
Marisa: *Arrives*
Mily: Come on Marisa, we gotta stop that diesel!!
Marisa: *Takes off*
Mily: *Uncouples from the train, and moves forward*
Danielle: *Passing Sharon*
Sharon: *Looking at Danielle's train, then sees Rollo. She goes faster to tell Danielle*
Rollo: *Looks behind him* Those two engines think they can catch me? I don't think so. I'll get to Eastwood, and please my owner.
Danielle: *Increasing her speed*
Sharon: Danielle? DANIELLE!! She can't hear me, and there's no way I can catch up to her. *Looks behind her* Mily, and Marisa. They're far behind, but I think they can catch up.
Mily: *Going 100 miles an hour*
Marisa: What's the plan?
Mily: It looks like she's going 90. You get in front of her, I'll couple up at the back. Signal me with three whistles when you're ready.
Marisa: You got it. *Gets in front of Mily*
Sharon: *Moves into a siding to let Mily, and Marisa pass* Good luck you two.
Mily & Marisa: *Both going 105*
Theme Song: link
Mily & Marisa: *Pass Sharon*
Rollo: *Watching them catch up*
Intro
Sean: *At Mossberg Harbor with Mily, Jazlin, and Austin*
Makenzie: *Pulling passenger cars out of the train yard*
Grayback: *Stops at a station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angry as he looks at Ferris, and Jack to his left*
Kenny: *Refueling at a depot*
Juliette: *Passes Larissa with a passenger train*
Trainz
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train of boxcars, and Auto Carriers*
Marisa: *Pulling eighteen passenger cars*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
Panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Megan & Sarah: *Pulling an express together up a hill toward a sunset*
Song: link
Mily: *Following Marisa as they try to stop Danielle*
Trainz: Research & Satire
Mily: *Heads onto the left track, to be on the same track that Danielle is on*
Rollo: *Watching Mily get behind him*
Marisa: *Slowly passing Danielle's train*
Mily: *Behind Rollo, waiting for Marisa to get in front of the train*
Marisa: *Passing the second coach on Danielle's train*
Passengers: *Watching Marisa pass the train*
Danielle: *Sees Marisa get next to her* Hi Marisa.
Marisa: Danielle, you need to stop. There's a diesel on your train.
Danielle: Oh... Okay. *Stopping*
Rollo: Ugh..! *Uncouples from Danielle's train, and stops*
Mily: *Couples up to Rollo*
Stop the song
Mily: Okay, you're heading back to the station right now. First, we gotta go to my friends at the front of the train.
Danielle: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't notice.
Marisa: Don't worry about it. It's okay.
Mily: *Arrives with Rollo* This is the engine that coupled up to your train.
Danielle: You're British. You should be ashamed of yourself, trying to get onto this railroad. Diesels are not allowed.
Rollo: For what reason?
Marisa: You make some of us feel uncomfortable.
Rollo: For what? All I wanted to do was go into Eastwood.
Mily: There's another way to go there. *Pulling Rollo away*
Rollo: What is it with diesels that make steam engines feel uncomfortable?
Mily: They don't want to risk being assaulted.
Austin, and Sean were in the roundhouse
Austin: When is Mr. Baldwin going to let us work?
Sean: When he pops out of that tower.
Austin: When do we get our audience to laugh?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Good answer.
Mr. Baldwin: *Appears* I'm sorry you two, but I have no work for you today.
Sean: Well, what do we do now?
Mr. Baldwin: Entertain yourselves.
Sean: That's easier said than done. Sooner or later, once we start, we'll be bored all over again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: I'm sure you two will think of something. *Leaves*
Mily: *Passes the roundhouse, taking Rollo away*
Sean: Seems like Mily made a new friend.
Austin: Let's talk to them.
They left the roundhouse to follow the two engines.
Sean: And about the title. Research & Satire. When do those two come in?
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: Search me, but it better be in this episode, otherwise, the title will mislead our entire audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: With their laughing, I don't think they'll mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mily & Rollo: *Stop, as they reach a red signal*
Mily: You remember the directions I gave you?
Rollo: I'll remember them, and then I'll forget once I get there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Austin: I think this is where the satire comes in.
Mily: You go straight until you reach the Hunterdon Central Line. Then, you go left, and stay on Kenny's Line until you reach Eastwood. If you end up making a left turn at Albuquerque, you definitely went too far.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yep, that'll do it.
Rollo: *Leaves*
Up north, at Bellette Station, 3, and Francesca were waiting for Rollo.
3: Our research is not going well.
Francesca: Our owner sent us here for a very important job. The gold in Eastwood must be found.
3: We'll find it.
Rollo: *Arrives*
Francesca: Where have you been?
Rollo: Attempting to get into Eastwood, while you two lazily sat here, doing nothing.
Francesca: Excuse me?
Rollo: You're excused.
Audience: *Laughing*
Francesca: Excuse me?
Rollo: I'll have you know that I am tired of you acting like the leader. You barely do anything, and when things don't go our way, you blame it on me, and 3, when we put in all of the effort, and you sit on your big tender, doing nothing.
Francesca: Big tender?!
Audience: *Laughing*
3: You two? This fighting is getting us nowhere. We still have to find the gold.
Francesca: 3 is correct, so..... You two search for it on the Eastwood & Mossberg's tracks, and I'll look on Kenny's Line.
Rollo: It would be better, if you look on the E&M. Diesels aren't allowed on that line.
Francesca: No. I search on Kenny's Line. You look on the Eastwood & Mossberg. Do as I say, or I'll tell our owner that you two have been slacking, when he arrives.
Rollo: Even though you're the slacker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at the Eastern Pacific Roundhouse
Mr. Baldwin: Who did you say this diesel was?
Mily: Rollo.
Mr. Baldwin: What's he doing here?
Mily: Sir?
Mr. Baldwin: His controller, Michael Shaff has been a rival of mine for ten years. We used to be engineers on the Canadian National, but he was jealous of my performance on the job. He started to sabotage the locomotives, in an attempt to make me look bad, but he only made the other engineers look bad, and our controller fired him. He started his own railroad in England called The Perfect Line.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: Why, The Perfect Line?
Mr. Baldwin: Because he's British. What other name would you expect from a British guy? They're the only perfect people on the planet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Baldwin: Go with Jazlin, and find Rollo.
Mily: We'll get him.
Jazlin: What do you want us to do with him when we get him?
Mr. Baldwin: Take him to the harbor, and get him on the first boat heading to England.
They left, and ten minutes later, they were getting close.
Francesca: Good luck you two, and don't forget to use your new gadgets.
3: Got it.
Rollo: Good luck to you too Francesca.
Francesca: *Heads off to go to Kenny's Line*
She went west, and the two diesels started to go East, but they saw two engines coming towards them.
Song: link
Rollo: It's that blue steam engine I was telling you about, and she's got a friend.
3: Let's get out of here.
One of the gadgets they used, made their faces go on the other side, so they could see where they were going. They used it, and started heading West.
Jazlin: Did you see that?
Mily: Those double cab diesels still won't get away from us.
Rollo: *Next to 3, and they are both going 90 miles an hour*
Mily: Stay behind the green guy. Rollo is mine.
Jazlin: The diesels are going down.
They passed through Delta Station, when Rollo poured grease onto the tracks
Mily: Whoa!! *Goes over the grease, and her wheels slip* I can't grip the rails!
She had to stop to get her wheels cleaned
Mily: *Applies her brakes, but can't slow down* I can't stop!
Rollo: So long!
Jazlin: That was mean. Now I have to get both of them.
3: *Sees a hill in front of him, and activates turbo engines*
Jazlin: *Sees the turbo engines*
3: *Activates them, and dramatically increases speed*
As he got to the top, 3 went airborne.
Jazlin: *Stops at the top of the hill*
3: *Lands perfectly on the rails* See you later Blue Comet! *Takes off*
Stop the song
Jazlin: *Backs up next to Mily* Did you get your wheels cleaned yet?
Mily: Almost. I feel really bad letting you down like that Jazlin.
Jazlin: Oh, forget about it. We wouldn't have caught them anyway. They have these jet engines that make them go airborne on hills.
Mily: That, I gotta see.
Worker: Okay, the tracks are cleaned.
Worker 88: And so are your wheels. You can head back to the roundhouse.
Mily: Thanks you two. *Puffs backwards to the sheds with Jazlin*
That night at the roundhouse
Jazlin: I think I know what to do to stop those engines.
Mily: I'm all ears.
Jazlin: Sean, Austin, Jesse, care to help us out?
Sean: No problem. Let's go.
Song: link
Mily: *Leading the other engines towards Nova Station*
Jesse & Austin: *Following Mily*
Sean & Jazlin: *Following the others, as hearts appear between them*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily: *Looks at the switch to Tracy, and Middlesex Station, and thinks*
Jazlin: *With Sean at Mossberg Harbor*
Jesse: *Looking at the Eastern Pacific/Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Austin: *Looking at Impala Station*
Stop the song
When the engines met back at the roundhouse, they immediately started a conversation.
Jazlin: Okay, how did your research go?
Jesse: Good.
Austin: We know where to wait for our friends if they come towards us, after stealing the gold.
Jazlin: Jesse, Sean, we need you two at the harbor. Austin, wait at Cadillac Station. Mily, and I will wait for them, where they got away from us earlier today.
Mily: At the top of the hill?
Jazlin: Yeah.
Next day, Francesca, Rollo, and 3 were on Kenny's Line. They found the gold.
Rollo: We found it!
3: And we dug it out! Although we don't have shovels, or arms.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rollo: And now, we wait for our controller.
Michael Shaff: *Arrives in a Bentley*
Francesca: You got here quickly.
Michael Shaff: *Gets out to talk to his engines* I did. Now you must leave quickly. The engines on Kenny's Line will wake up in half an hour.
Rollo: We better leave before they wake up.
Michael Shaff: It should only take you twenty minutes to get off this line. I'll wait for you at the harbor.
Francesca: Got it. Let's go you two. *Leaves with Rollo, and 3*
Michael: *Takes the gold, and gets back in his car*
Francesca went to Mossberg Harbor using the Northern Errol Line. Rollo, and 3 went east on the Hunterdon Central's tracks.
Michael Shaff: *Driving his Bentley* I think I should take a left here to get to the harbor. *Sees Mr. Baldwin on a train being pulled by Jerry*
Song: link
Michael Shaff: Uh oh!!! *Drives forward, passing Jerry, and goes onto the train tracks*
Austin: *Moves backwards to block Michael*
Michael Shaff: *Crashes in the station*
Austin: We got him Mr. Baldwin!
Mr. Baldwin: Good. Now we just need to wait for the others to catch his engines.
Rollo & 3: *Going over the hill, when they see Mily, and Jazlin blocking their path*
Rollo: Let's get away from them! *Goes backwards*
3: *Goes over a switch to pass the two engines*
Jazlin: *Goes backwards as she chases 3*
Francesca: *Arrives at Mossberg Harbor*
Sean: *Couples up to the front of Francesca*
Francesca: How dare you! *Tries to go backwards, but her wheels slip*
Jesse: *Gets behind Francesca* Speaking for yourself? You're going back to England.
3: *Sees Tabby heading towards him with a passenger train* Oh dear! *Switches back onto Jazlin's train*
Jazlin: *Couples up to 3* Got you!!!!
Stop the song
3: Your friend will never find Rollo.
Jazlin: That's not true. She'll find him.
On the Hunterdon Central, Mily was looking near some sheds.
Mily: *Stops in front of one shed. She blows steam from her cylinders, and uses it to open the door*
Rollo: Uh oh.
Mily: Uh oh is right. You're coming with me. *Couples up to Rollo, and takes him to Mossberg Harbor*
Ten minutes later
Mr. Baldwin: *Watches the ship taking Rollo, 3, Francesca, and Michael Shaff back to England*
Sean: What now sir?
Mr. Baldwin: I have to go to Impala Station for a Rock & Roll concert. Mily, Jazlin, I need you two there as well.
Mily: Good. I love Rock music. *Goes with Jazlin
Song: link
DJ: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Impala Station, where the Rock & Roll concert of Mossberg is being held. We have hundreds of guests, including a lot of celebrities. We have Tom Cruise, and Oscar Isaac. James Franco is here, along with Ray Liotta, Tim Allen, and Erik Estrada. If you think movie stars are the only celebrities we have here, you're wrong. We also have Matt Joyce of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. From Football, we have Jordan Matthews, Ben Roethlisberger, and Rob Gronkowski. More celebrities include Matt Stone, Seth Macfarland, and Scott Caan. Also at the concert, S.B's brother, Louis Bodine, visiting all of the way from New Jersey. Hello Louis.
Mr. Baldwin: This is a great show so far.
Ms. Scarlett: I must agree. Thank you for inviting me to your party.
DJ: Our first band in the concert, is Leif Garrett's band.
S.B: *Talking to Mr. Baldwin, and Ms. Scarlett*
DJ: Hold up. It appears that the guitar player for Leif Garrett has not arrived. He got involved in an accident while riding a boat to get onto the island.
Mr. Baldwin: S.B, you should totally take over for Leif's guitar player.
S.B: I should?
Mr. Baldwin: Yeah, you're a great guitar player.
Ms. Scarlett: Go for it. Who else thinks S.B should do it?
Mily: I do.
Jazlin: Me too.
Danielle: Come on S.B.
Marisa: You got what it takes. Go up there.
S.B: Okay, here I go. *Runs over to Leif*
DJ: It appears that S.B is taking over for Leif's guitar player. Let's give it up to S.B.
Audience: *Cheering*
DJ: And now. *Turns off the intermission music* It's time to Rock & Roll!!!!
Song: link
S.B: *Playing his guitar*
Audience: *Cheering*
Jazlin: Alright!
Mily: Go Sean!!
Leif Garrett: *Begins to sing* You came here needin' adventure, and you were looking for a new place to dance. You wanted something that's better, so girl you took a chance. And now you're runnin' and glidin', you're slippin' and slidin', you're fallin' all over yourself. But when you're out on the floor, your're not afraid any more. That's where you wanted to be, you can blame it on me. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. New York City nights. You feel the movement inside you, and it's pounding down deep in your heart. And every time I'm beside you, the beat begins to start. And now you're runnin' and glidin', you're slippin' and slidin', you're fallin' all over yourself. But when you're out on the floor, your're not afraid any more. That's where you wanted to be, you can blame it on me. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. New York City nights. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Ooooh, yeah. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Ooooh, yeah. The New York City nights, you've got to have 'em. New York City lights, you want the music playin'. New York City style, you've got to grab it. Whoooa, yeah!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
DJ: We're back to the intermission song while the next band gets set up.
Song: link
S.B: *Puts his guitar in it's case*
Leif: That was great. Thanks for playing for me.
S.B: Anytime. I just wish you could stay longer.
Leif: Me too, but I got places to be.
Mily & Jazlin: *Move near Leif*
Leif: *Sees Mily, and Jazlin* So it's true, the engines on this island do talk.
Mily: Can we get your autograph?
Leif: Sure. You two are lucky. You're the first engines to get my autograph. *Grabs a marker* Where do you want me to sign?
Jazlin: Sign it on my cab.
Leif: *Goes to Jazlin's cab, and signs his name on there* And your friend?
Mily: *Whispers to Jazlin*
Jazlin: Oooh.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mily got Leif's signature on her left cylinder.
Mily: Every engine is going to love this.
S.B: I'm sure they will.
Mily: *Laughs*
Jazlin: *Laughs*
Leif: Now which one of you two wants to give me a ride to the harbor?
Mily: Can we both do it?
Leif: Sure.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
The end credits begin with Mily, and Jazlin double heading Leif Garrett's train to Mossberg Harbor. S.B is on board as well, sitting next to Leif.
Characters used for episode
Mily
Marisa
Danielle
Rollo
Sharon
Austin
Sean
3
Francesca
Jazlin
Jesse
Jerry
Tabby
Ms. Scarlett
Mr. Baldwin
And S.B. AKA Sean Bodine
Songs used for episode
Disco Orchestra: Alan Silvestri
Stage 7: Decap Attack
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Hamilton Bohannon - I'll Be Here For You
New York City Lights: Leif Garrett
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from May 8, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
