George Carlin: The engines, and Mr. Conductor were sleeping together in Tidmouth Sheds.
Mr. Conductor: Hey, you're not supposed to be alive!
George Carlin: Well, fuck that! I was always a better narrator then you, and you know it!
Mr. Conductor: That's it. I'm calling ghostbusters.
George Carlin: *Disappears*
Mr. Conductor: Now, where were we? *Setting alarm clock to go off at 6 AM* Oh, what have we here? *Grabs bat* You wanna play with this guy? *Grabs ball, and hits it with the bat* Why do you keep hitting him like that?
Bat: *Comes to life* It's the way I was made! Everyone knows that! *Grows legs, and walks away*
Thomas: And I thought talking trains were a bad thing.
Diesel 10: *Arriving to the right side of sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Hears a sound* What's that?
Diesel 10: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pinchy: *Hits hole in shed*
Mr. Conductor: Whoa!! *Falls out of bed*
Diesel 10: Twinkle toes is finally here!
Mr. Conductor: Twinkle toes? What kind of a name is that?
Diesel 10: I don't know. This is supposed to be a kid's show!
Mr. Conductor: Oh, yeah. *Grabs script* And it says I need to grab a bag of sugar, and threaten you with it.
Diesel 10: Oh no!! You may have won this round Twinkletoes, but next time, I'll win! *Goes backwards, away from sheds*
Thomas: Mr. Conductor, what was all that about?
Mr. Conductor: I don't know Thomas.
Percy: You don't know?
Mr. Conductor: No Percy. I'm sorry. And I'm losing my gold dust.
Thomas: That's not good. How do we fix that solution?
Mr. Conductor: Good question. We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Lily was boarding a train for her grandfather's
Lily: *Walks downstairs to station platform*
Mutt: *Walking* Bark, bark!
Lily: What?
Mutt: *Walking towards Billy Two Feather's train*
Lily: *Follows Mutt*
The train was heading for Shining Time Station.
Meanwhile, Burnett Stone was at his house. After watching an episode of Welcome Back Kotter, he was going to go to sleep. But the wind was blowing at the trees, and he heard a sound that sounded familiar. Almost like the whistle of an engine.
2 B continued
Mr. Conductor: Hey, you're not supposed to be alive!
George Carlin: Well, fuck that! I was always a better narrator then you, and you know it!
Mr. Conductor: That's it. I'm calling ghostbusters.
George Carlin: *Disappears*
Mr. Conductor: Now, where were we? *Setting alarm clock to go off at 6 AM* Oh, what have we here? *Grabs bat* You wanna play with this guy? *Grabs ball, and hits it with the bat* Why do you keep hitting him like that?
Bat: *Comes to life* It's the way I was made! Everyone knows that! *Grows legs, and walks away*
Thomas: And I thought talking trains were a bad thing.
Diesel 10: *Arriving to the right side of sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Hears a sound* What's that?
Diesel 10: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Pinchy: *Hits hole in shed*
Mr. Conductor: Whoa!! *Falls out of bed*
Diesel 10: Twinkle toes is finally here!
Mr. Conductor: Twinkle toes? What kind of a name is that?
Diesel 10: I don't know. This is supposed to be a kid's show!
Mr. Conductor: Oh, yeah. *Grabs script* And it says I need to grab a bag of sugar, and threaten you with it.
Diesel 10: Oh no!! You may have won this round Twinkletoes, but next time, I'll win! *Goes backwards, away from sheds*
Thomas: Mr. Conductor, what was all that about?
Mr. Conductor: I don't know Thomas.
Percy: You don't know?
Mr. Conductor: No Percy. I'm sorry. And I'm losing my gold dust.
Thomas: That's not good. How do we fix that solution?
Mr. Conductor: Good question. We'll figure it out tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Lily was boarding a train for her grandfather's
Lily: *Walks downstairs to station platform*
Mutt: *Walking* Bark, bark!
Lily: What?
Mutt: *Walking towards Billy Two Feather's train*
Lily: *Follows Mutt*
The train was heading for Shining Time Station.
Meanwhile, Burnett Stone was at his house. After watching an episode of Welcome Back Kotter, he was going to go to sleep. But the wind was blowing at the trees, and he heard a sound that sounded familiar. Almost like the whistle of an engine.
2 B continued
