David Horton: Yes, that sort of thing.
Geraldine Granger: And instead you got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.
Alice: You can call me Alice.
Geraldine: Right.
Alice: Because it's my name.
David Horton: Owen, this is our new vicar.
Owen Newitt: No it isn't! She's a woman!
Geraldine Granger: Oh! You noticed! [Points to breasts] These are such a giveaway, aren't they?!
David Horton: Am I alone on Sundays in preferring not to shake hands with the malodorous creature in the next pew?
Jim Trott: No no no no... I quite like that bit.
David Horton: Let alone kiss them?
Jim Trott: I love that bit!
David Horton: We are, for once, all agreed. Songs of Praise is cheapening, shallow and ridiculous,[Turns to Hugo] Isn't it?
Hugo Horton: Oh yes. Very cheapening.
Mrs Cropley: Utterly shallow.
Frank Pickle: Totally ridiculous.
David Horton: Excellent. Well, let's have a vote on this shall we? Anybody in favour of letting the morons from TV land into our church?
[All council members except David raise their hands enthusiastically]
Owen Newitt: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.
David Horton: Now, does anyone have any suggestions for the Gala Night?
Jim: No, no, no, no, yes! I saw this movie the other day: the Full Monty. So you just get some music, and I'll take all my clothes off.
David Horton: ...And that would be entertaining?
Jim: You'd certainly get your money's worth. I'll take my truss off and everything.
Jim: "No no no no no no no knowing me. No no no no no no no no knowing you, ah haaa. there is nothing we can do.
David Horton: Item two... The Cattle Show...
Jim: Are we having a Kettle Show?
Owen Newitt: I vote we kill him.
Letitia Cropley: I could poison him. No-one would ever know.
Letitia Cropley: "Care to try one, Mr. Chairman?
David Horton: No thank you. I'd sooner eat my own scrotum, Mrs. Cropley.
Cyril: He's like a young Pavorotti.
Gerry: But thinner.
Owen: And I've got more sheep.
Hugo: Just like the Spice Girls, Jesus wants us to tell Him what we want!
Gerry: What we really, really want!
Gerry: What's the capital of France?
Alice: "F!"
I have no idea what it is about this comedy series but I am completely hooked. I have seen every episode at least 20 times each and still manage to love it just as much with every viewing.
There is a magic that the combination of the characters brings with it to the screen. It had to end and it felt like a personal lose. Is that not bizaar?
Ms French you are an unbelievably good comic actor and you had the cream of the crop around you to make this show so very alive. You simply fall in love with the persona's that they have so skilfully created.
Thank you all for giving us this wonderful series.
There is a magic that the combination of the characters brings with it to the screen. It had to end and it felt like a personal lose. Is that not bizaar?
Ms French you are an unbelievably good comic actor and you had the cream of the crop around you to make this show so very alive. You simply fall in love with the persona's that they have so skilfully created.
Thank you all for giving us this wonderful series.
