1.Stefan: Wherever you go, people die. Damon: That's a given.
2.Caroline: Cocky much? Damon: VERY much.
3.Stefan: They are people, Damon. She's not a puppet, she doesn't exist for your amusement, for you to feed on whenever you want to.Damon: Sure she does. They all do. They're whatever I want them to be.
4.I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.
5.Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.
6.Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.
7.Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?
8.Damon: Why are you so mean to me? Lexi: Have you met you?
9.Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
10.Damon: You have to be invited me.Logan: I live alone. Damon: That sucks.
11.Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
12.Stefan: I could help you.Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
13.Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.(My FAVEEE quote!)
14.Stefan: Anna took Elena.Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.
15.Damon: If she's related to Elena maybe she's related to Katherine and Katherine sent her to me. It can't be a coincidence that Isobel sought me out.
16.Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.
17.Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!


These are the best ones in my opinion!

1- I give it a 6 for missing style but pleasantly surprised. Very good with the whole face anyaya thing!
2- Very good. Have you been eating bunnies?
3- Stefan joins the team and makes a friend. It's all so rah rah go team!
4- The vervain keeps me out of her head. Maybe that's not my target!
5- Caroline, help me.
6- If anyone's going to kill you, it's going to be me and where's my ring.
7- Yeah Stefan, what is it? Skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambie?
8- Stefan smiles, alert the media!
9- I don't think so Damon, you're so mean. You eat people. I can't trust you to be a nice guy.
10- I was ambushed. I was shot. Now I'm vengeful.
11- Sorry I can't unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume the alcohol.
12- Stefan's phone, how may I help you?
13- Is she hot? (Jeremy replies - yeah but she can be weird) Hot trumps weird, trust me.
14- I didn't compel you in Atlanta cause we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you, don't make me regret it.
15- Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistable?
16- Wake up woman. It's not 1864, the world has moved on!
17- Send my regards to the squirrels!

1- I give it a 6 for missing style but pleasantly surprised. Very good with the whole face angyaya thing!
2- Very good. Have you been eating bunnies?
3- I could always seduce her the old fashion way or i could eat her.
4- The vervain keeps me out of her head. Maybe that's not my target!
5- Caroline, help me!
6- I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.
7- Don't lie to the girl,It's so not what your craving but it will do in a pinch.
8- Stefan smiles, alert the media!
9- I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
10- I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.
11- Sorry I can't unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume the alcohol.
12- (To Stefan) You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
13- If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
14- I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.
15- Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistable?
16- (To Pearl) Are you crazy?
17- If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.