(2)Damon: "Don't you have some papers to grade?"
Alaric: "It's, uh... more fun with a buzz."
Damon: "Well, most things are. Sober is... depressing."
(3)Alaric: "You have a good afternoon."
Damon: "Not likely"
(4)Damon: "You know... a room full of woman clamoring to win a date with me... sounds tasty."
(5)Elena: "Stefan?"
Damon: "Better. Me."
Elena: "You look, uh..."
Damon: "Dashing? Gorgeous? Irresistible?"
Elena: "Wrecked. You look wrecked."
(6)Elena: "So... I found out who my birth mother is."
Damon: "Uggh, who cares?" [Elena looks at him] "She left you. She sucks."
(7)Elena: "He's fine."
Stefan: "He's Damon."
Elena: "Maybe this heartache will be good for him. It reminds him that he has one, even if it doesn't beat."
(8)Damon: [after Elena collides with him] "Uh-oh, easy there, buy a ticket like everyone else."
(9)Damon: "We're kindred spirits, abandoned by the women we love. Unrequited love sucks."
(10)Stefan: "What happened? What did you do?"
Damon: "Do what? He attacked me. I only told him the truth, his wife didn't want him anymore. Isn't my fault he couldn't... handle it."
Stefan: "Like you've been handling Katherine?"
Damon: "I'm handling it fine. You know what? Isobel came to me, she found me, and if she's related to Elena, that means she's related to Katherine... Maybe Katherine sent her to me."
