The Office Favorite office quote?

Pick one:
Dwight: "through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol"
Michael: "TMI-Too much information"
Kelly:You cant kill that bat, its a living thing with feelings, and a family. KIL
Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration
Creed: no one told me we were having hot dogs!!
Angela: I would take the Davinci Code, so I could BURN the davinci code
Kevin: Maybe I should have taken the Ipod... oh shoot!
Michael: &# 34; It&# 39; s At Least Bisexual&# 34; - The Negotiation
Michael: "It's At Least Bisexual" -The Negotiation
Added by bwright
Stanley &# 34; That is my daughter, Im taking it down...
Stanley "That is my daughter, Im taking it down right now!" (Sexual Harrassment)
Added by aspinballer
Jim & Dwight: QuestionWhich kinda of Bear is Best? - That's ridiculous..........
Added by DarthVibbert
Michael: "Boom! Freeze! Michael Scoon, FBI. You know what you did. Boom! Boom! Bo
Added by Sharper
"It's win-win-win."
Added by nana-cat
Abraham Lincoln once said that 'if you are a racist, I will attack you with the N
Added by superrobb22
&# 34; You can&# 39; t fire me! I don&# 39; t work in this VAN!!!&# 34;...
"You can't fire me! I don't work in this VAN!!!" Dwight
Added by Halperts_Girl
I know exactly what he&# 39; s talking about... they...
I know exactly what he's talking about... they smell like death.
Added by nopantsman320
&# 34; Assistant to the Regional Manager&# 34;
"Assistant to the Regional Manager"
Added by ted_22
&# 34; I hate so much, about the things you choose to...
"I hate so much, about the things you choose to be"
Added by dunderball
ohhhh this is the prettiest one of all.. I'll be the prettiest one at the ball
Added by Hotcocoa1019
&# 34; That&# 39; s what she said.&# 34;
"That's what she said."
Added by chel1395
Mikey Likey
Added by korn-freak
Michael: &# 34; Dwight, you ignorant slut&# 34;
Michael: "Dwight, you ignorant slut"
i hit myself in the head with the phone
i hit myself in the head with the phone
Added by Stevebear
I&# 39; m so sorry, I cant choose. They&# 39; re all too funny
I'm so sorry, I cant choose. They're all too funny
Added by daniellizardo
Jim: Dwight you forgot your bumper(the injury)
Jim: Dwight you forgot your bumper(the injury)
Added by 28spike28
&# 34; I&# 39; m boring myself just talking about it.&# 34;
"I'm boring myself just talking about it."
Added by ccarter219
Michael: Why are you the way that you are?
Michael: Why are you the way that you are?
Added by poopy101
I'm in love with you- Jim Casino Night
Added by sandyboard93
Toby,This is a place of welcoming, so you should just get the hell out of here.
Added by scrantonian
Creed: 'If that's flashing, then lock me up.'
Added by Ajox
I am now cutting off phylis' head with a chainsaw! (Andy)
Added by yellowsnow
Micheal: Computers just wanne kill you in a lake
Micheal: Computers just wanne kill you in a lake
Added by ricko
Angela: GapKids clothes are too flashy, so I go to...
Angela: GapKids clothes are too flashy, so I go to the doll store and order cloth
Added by kazooty
Michael: I hate so much about the things you...
Michael: I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Added by MadMike52
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 RelientJ posted over a year ago
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