This post is gonna be all the things that has happened to Dwight!

Jim out my stuff in jello again
Micheal!
Before I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that thing if so I do not do that thing. No it goes I say I say I sit on you!
False.
I can run 80% faster than snakes
Fact.
To give you a reference point in how fast I am in between a panther and a mongoose.
Dwight k. Shrute
Assistant to the regional manager.
K.i .s.s

Keep it simple stupid. It hurts my feelings everytime.