[SPN] Bloopers/Gag Reel

"Anyone got a breath mint? Some guts splashed in my mouth while I was killing my way in here..."
I'm not talking about witches...witches are whores
Its called Witchcraft Shortbus!
Sam: But your a demon!
Ruby: Dont be such a racist!
Well.... they killed your precious little virgin to! Next time... we do MY plan
I'll be there with you that little fallen angel on your shoulder
I'm sorry, I must have blood in my ears.I thought I just heard you say that you were stupid enough to let the Colt get grabbed out of your thick clumsy idiotic hands.
Ruby: I'm interested in you
Sam: Why?
Ruby: Because your tall I...

To start off, this isn't an article meant to badtalk Sam, I was just thinking about why I don't like him as much as I like Dean.
What got me thinking was a pick on the Winchester Spot link
The options were:
Dean's ability of protecting Sam at any cost <3
Dean's unique style
His looks ;)
He's a tough guy / bad-boy
Dean's humor XD
All valid reasons why I like Dean, but none of them really explained why I didn't like Sam(not that I hate him!). He's intelligent and brave; handsome and charming. So why don't I like him as much?

When I thought about it for a bit, I realized that I could...

Dean: You know, Sam, we are allowed to have fun once in a while. That's fun.
Andrea: Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
Sam: “Kids are the best”? You don't even like kids.
Dean: I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.(Dean thinks and Sam begins to walk away. Dean scratches his head)
Dean: I'm thinking!
Dean: So crayons is more your thing? That's cool. Chicks dig artists. Hey, these are pretty good. You mind if I sit and draw with you for a while? I'm not so bad myself. You know, I think you can hear me, you just...