Who wants to be the Society's treasurer?

I WILL I WILL I WILL I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And since no one so far seemed to want to be treasurer... and plz dont pick me just cuz you know me personally... I wont feel bad if im not picked. Anyway... I would like to become treasurer of the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare because I feel that we can treat elves as equals. Now, i don't mean freeing all the elves. That is not what I stand for. I stand for treating house elves with the kindness and respect they deserve. Elves have the right to at least decent living quarters (who else remembers Kreacher's bedroom under the water heater in 12 Grimmauld Place?) We can help the elves that have abusive or unfair masters find new masters that will treat them with kindness and respect. I believe elves should be equal to Witches and Wizards. We can raise the next generation of elves as equals. Thank you. Have a nice day! :)


EDIT: I also promise to spread the word about S.P.E.W. by advertising on the Harry Potter and related fan clubs. I have already begun with this regardless, seeing as we only have 23 members, and only like four of us are active members.